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Checo: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Max, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Checo: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Max: What's that?

Checo: You've never had leftovers???

Max: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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*after almost losing the imola GP*

Max: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Charles: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Max: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[schecoleclerc]

Charles: Okay, truth or dare?

Max: Truth

Charles: How many hours have you slept this week?

Max:

Max: ...Dare

Charles: Go to bed.

Max: I don’t like this game.

[schecoleclerc]

Lando: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Oscar, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Lando:

Lando: fsh

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Charles: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Lewis: Anything, honestly, but blondes especially

Charles, desperately, as Lewis bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Lewis: Oh! B positive.

Charles: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Lewis:

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Carlos: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Lando: You would eat yourself?

Carlos: I wouldn’t even question it.

[schecoleclerc]

Checo: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Max: *turning to Esteban* How tall are you?

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Max: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Checo: Not if they consent to it.

Yuki : Depends who you’re stabbing.

Liam: YES?!?

[schecoleclerc]

Checo: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Max: Put spaghetti in it.

Checo: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Yuki : Put spaghetti in it.

Checo: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Liam: Put spaghetti in it.

Checo: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Max, Checo, and Charles are sitting on a bench

Carlos: Why do you guys look so sad?

Max: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Carlos sits down*

Checo: The bench is freshly painted.

[schecoleclerc]

Checo: I told Max his ears flush when he lies.

Charles: Why?

Checo: Look.

Checo: Hey Max! Do you love me?

Max, covering his ears: No.

Charles:

[schecoleclerc]

Charles: Hey, Max? Can I get some dating advice?

Max: Just because I’m with Checo doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

[schecoleclerc]

Checo: How petty can you get?

Max: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.