Charles: why are you following me?
Max: because we’re dating now
Charles: okay… what about daniel?
Max: we’re a package deal
Daniel: buy one idiot, get one free
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Max: I could take you out
Charles: Is that a threat or a dinner invitation?
Max: Both.
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Yasmin: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Max: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Max: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Yasmin: ...
Charles, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.
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Max: I feel that I'm missing something...
Charles: *appears*
Max, grabbing Charles: There he is.
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*Redbull asks Checo to do PR stuff with Max*
Checo: Will Daniel be there?
RB team: No, just you and Max.
Checo: Will Charles be there?
RB team: Leclerc? No, why would he?
Checo: Yeah, just making sure you know, bad experiences.
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Max: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Charles: It was me.
Max: be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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LESTAPPEN IN THEIR TEENAGE YEARS🤭
Charles: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Max: My dad(Jos) isn't really cool with that yet. Wby why don't you have a boyfriend?
Charles: Because your father isn't really cool with it
Max: omg
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Interviewer: Now that I finally have your attention-
Max: You don’t have my attention.
Interviewer: Charles Leclerc.
Max: I’m listening.
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Max: Charlie, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Charles, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.
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Lance: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Max:
Charles:
Carlos:
Pierre: I'm gonna tell him.
Fernando with knife: Don't you dare.
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Charles: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Max: this is nonsense, you are not a worm, Charlie!
Charles: yeah, okay...but what if I was?!
Max: it is impossible, worms have four hearts and no brain!
Charles: come on, use your imagination!
Max: ok, using my imagination the real question would be: if you were a worm and therefore you had four hearts, would all of your hearts love me the same?
Charles:
Charles:
Max: ANSWER. THE. QUESTION. CHARLIE.
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After people find out they are dating
Charles: I don’t think we can maxsplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Max: Manslaughter it is.
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
charles: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
charles: Oh my god, you have max .
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Charles: 👀
Max: His big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me.
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