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Clowning in my silly house

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I haven’t been active in almost two months I’m sorry my children 💔💔💔💔

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Have I played ‘Where Do The Bees Sleep’ dozens of times?

Yes.

Do I still need YouTube tutorials to find out which way to go?

Also yes.

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I’m crying bro is BAKED

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Me when I don’t cut my nails for two weeks

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They were NINETEEN and TWENTY-TWO they should’ve been at the club

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I hate when people draw female versions of male MGS characters and make them skinny and petite. Give us buff women

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In Goblet of Fire it says Snape was wearing a “gray (or black) night shirt” but it didn’t mention pants so I just imagined him walking around the castle like this

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“The new DMC anime doesn’t follow the canon!!!!”

It’s literally not supposed to, no one said it was going to

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DID SNAPE JUST TELL ME TO END MYSELF???

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If I don’t see Raikov in MGS delta soon I’m actually going to explode

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🥳🎉Happy 20th Anniversary Devil May Cry 3! 🎉🥳

My first DMC game (cause I’m always late for the party).

Hope I did justice to Ikeno-San amazing SF Legacy art that I adore and worship. Stay motivated! 💙

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I hate how whenever I see fanart of Dante and Vergil I have to triple check the tags just to make sure it’s not spardacest. It’s so normalized in this fandom and I’m sick of it. Spardacest is NOT welcome here.

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Ace Attorney is wild because imagine the killer of your loved one being found not guilty and CONFETTI starts falling from the ceiling

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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How do I swap places with this guy

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