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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

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I can’t believe I come outta art block for this

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FANART!!! 🗡️🗡️

They lookin' at me like I'm the amulet...

Scary... 🫣🫣🫣

Close up here ↓↓↓

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Rate my fit:

$1,000,000 jacket

A kind smile

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DTIYS from @phantomwithbreakfast 🍔🥤

👻 original under cut 👻

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I did NOT expect my first post here to go well... Anywho, here is Douxie!

And some others too ig 🥱

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you kno that one show with that girl who kicks ass and her half ghost bf???? 👻

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“Jack…prep the lab”

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I think that dynamic made an impression on him

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sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

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It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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Making no effort to separate or categorize my blog is so fun like hey everyone who's followed me for a wide variety of reasons here's Danny Phantom and here's Danny Phantom and here's Danny Phantom

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"Of course, there was a ball pit. But there were also multiple Gandalf Big Naturals cosplayers, as well as folks dressed up like a children’s hospital — a reference to a viral Tumblr post about color theory and some very questionable design choices. New York Times bestselling author Xiran Jay Zhao attended as Yu-Gi-Oh Robespierre, while YouTuber Strange Æons had a physical battle with iconic Tumblr user the Muppet Joker, which resulted in some pretty great fan art actually. It was a day where everyone who showed up understood the references and were in on the same jokes, where 2010s nostalgia was viewed with 2025 post-ironic clarity.  If this all sounds like gibberish to you, that’s fine, this event wasn’t for you. DashCon 2 was, again, for Tumblr users by Tumblr users, so if (like me) you’ve been endlessly scrolling your dashboard for the last 15 years all of this makes total sense."

hiiiii i wrote about DashCon 2 in yesterday's Garbage Day newsletter if you wanna read it!