selfsacrificingandroid
selfsacrificingandroid
bites you bites you bites you bites you
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Ozy ~ she/they ~ bisexual ~ lazy writer ~ cat parent ~ one hell of a bookworm and a little dice goblin ~ avatar made on a picrew by @enamidget on twitter!
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selfsacrificingandroid · 20 hours ago
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selfsacrificingandroid · 21 hours ago
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Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry
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selfsacrificingandroid · 21 hours ago
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"I am unhappy about Jonathan. I had not heard from Jonathan for some time, and was very concerned."
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selfsacrificingandroid · 21 hours ago
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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?
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selfsacrificingandroid · 21 hours ago
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selfsacrificingandroid · 1 day ago
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I also love that Mina is basically like, "I miss my wife reader, I miss him a lot. I'll be back."
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selfsacrificingandroid · 1 day ago
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Love that Mina immediately clocks that something is wrong with Jonathan just from one line sent to her. Love her for that. She understands and loves her man so much.
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selfsacrificingandroid · 2 days ago
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the fat of the land voted “funniest album art” 24th year in a row
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selfsacrificingandroid · 2 days ago
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4000cc breast implants :)
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selfsacrificingandroid · 3 days ago
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affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.
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selfsacrificingandroid · 4 days ago
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the ship Demeter having a good time on July 22
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selfsacrificingandroid · 4 days ago
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The Demeter:
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Mina Murray:
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selfsacrificingandroid · 4 days ago
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A Visit to Whitby
This is a short film showing Whitby in 1913. Aside from the clothing, I don't think it would have looked much different in 1897:
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selfsacrificingandroid · 4 days ago
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Shout out to Mina for having a lovely time in her cozy romance novel while literally everyone else is living through a horror film.
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selfsacrificingandroid · 4 days ago
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Mina Murray is writing a travel log while the captain of the Demeter isn't aware that him and his crew are in a found footage horror movie.
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selfsacrificingandroid · 7 days ago
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Love that the Dracula novel takes a break from the horrors by spending time with everyone's favorite little freak, Dr John Seward.
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selfsacrificingandroid · 8 days ago
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playing skyrim ambience in the club so I can try to have a normal conversation for once
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