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\(°^°)/ 8 minutes of Sifu memes ~ \(°^°)/

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♫ Might be a tragedy~♫ ♫Devastation right in front of me~♫ ♫Am I a future disaster that's waiting to happen, that's waiting to happen~?♫

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Even the entity can't resist the beat!

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9 days too late, but I don't care.

Got the idea from 5secondfilms' Cinco de Mayo videos ^^

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me and my besties trying to manifest our favorite sf characters into season 2 like

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ATTENTION ARTISTS OF TUMBLR

since tumblr is going to start scraping blogs to train ai be sure to glaze and nightshade your art!! Not only will both of these programs protect your art from being copied but nightshade also poisons any ai that tries to steal it

here is some more info on these tools and where you can download them:

Nightshade: Protecting Copyright (uchicago.edu)

Nightshade: Downloads (uchicago.edu)

Glaze - What is Glaze (uchicago.edu)

Glaze - Downloads (uchicago.edu)

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psst, tumblr just quietly rolled out collaboration with ai training models, and it's opt-out, not opt-in, go into your blog settings to fix it [on desktop, anyway, dunno where you'd look on mobile] keep fighting the good fight <3

I don't see an option for it now, so it may not have rolled out for everyone yet? Unless I'm just missing where it is

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EDDYWISE

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Professor Hidgens: ♫ When all I want to do~ is spend the day with Greg... and Steve... and Stu... and Mark... and Leighton... and Chad... and ♫ - ring ring. The phone rings.

My mom: IT'S ALEXA.

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"Dad, can we have Dio Brando?"

"We have Dio Brando at home."

Dio Brando at home:

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I started volunteering at this farm share program a couple years ago, where I help pass out boxes of veggies in exchange for some veggies for myself, which is great for a broke grad student but it led to me creating truly the most visually ABHORRENT meal I have ever made in my life.

I got some purple carrots, right? And I was excited because they're (A) free carrots and (B) they're purple, which is not something you see often. They taste just like regular carrots, so after devouring one to test the flavor, I decided that I'd use the rest in an upcoming batch of chicken soup.

MISTAKE. THAT WAS A MISTAKE.

You see. The thing about purple carrots is that their purpleness does not stay in the carrot when you leave it in a crockpot for like, six hours. The purpleness goes into the soup. It goes into the soup, where it turns the chicken purple. And the onions purple. And the celery, and the garlic, and the noodles, and any other thing you could possibly have put in that soup, varying shades of Very Purple.

I made a GIGANTIC pot of this soup that turned out toxic purple-brown, with individual components stained various ludicrous colors of purple (the noodles were a bafflingly nice shade of lilac) and it was the most dubious thing I've ever eaten. I took this soup to work. My coworkers were so confused and repulsed and I had explain that no, this is actually just soup, just regular chicken soup, but accidentally tie-dyed by the addition of two (2) purple carrots.

And you wanna know the real kicker as I explained all this? The carrots? The formerly purple carrots?

They ended up green.

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I was drunk when I made this. I spent WAY too much time on this. And I regret nothing.

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Yeah.

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You’ve heard of the A-Team, now get ready for...

THE D-TEAM

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girls when the media they’re obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

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Has this been done yet?