Jess | 30s, queer, polyam, writer, fangirl. All your poor little meow meows are belong to me.
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I'd truly be the worst person to stick into a timeloop because I'd really just spend the first 5 years catching up on my book tbr, the next 7 on all the movies and shows that've Been On My List for ages, and then another decade on ao3. like sure nothing may stick but my memories will and i can just go into a supermarket to get snacks and wine each day, and i have art to indulge in. like thanks for the hints on how to get out but respectfully, I am busy
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still not over the stephen colbert thing, the way they're punishing him so much by not only essentially firing him but cancelling the show he loves in its entirety, which means also punishing all 200 people who work for and with him on the show.
it is setting an example. it's saying, "this is what happens when you speak truth to power. we will not only punish you. we'll punish the people around you that you've led and loved. is it worth it now, stephen? would it be worth it, other late night talk show hosts? if you don't keep quiet, we will quiet you". the other late night talk show hosts are not all under paramount (iirc, it's just the daily show), but this sets a precedent that tells them they are all vulnerable.
"it's not a big deal" idk man it really seems like it is
#trying to explain this to my parents yesterday#“why does it matter if some comedian doesn't have a show anymore?”#this just fucking sucks#stephen colbert
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#Luna cat#Luna bothers us at least once a night sometimes twice#usually she comes to stand on my boob or she puts her nose into my elbow#and then chirps at me til i get up#if i don't respond#she'll climb over me and go bother Jan#we have decided she just wants to know we havent left in the night
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STOP—THIS IS A KINDNESS CHECKPOINT! rb this post + say something you love about prev to keep the positive energy flowing 💫
#lisa you are fun and kind and adventurous and an excellent cat parent#and i really hope we get to hang out in person again soon!!!
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Is there a popular stereotype that you’re never beating the allegations of?
(For example I’m a woman and a horrible driver 😬)
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from Shane’s Instagram story July 15, 2025
#me tearing off my clothes: god he's so fucking stupid#shane madej#watcher#the moronsexual runs so deep guys it's really a fucking problem
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Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game
Send me a word, if it���s in my wip document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence that it appears in
#been a while since we played this one#i know it's late so i'll bump this over the next couple of days too#but send me a word!#ask games#yes please do the thing
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by Kyle Bonallo (ig: @kylebonallo)
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Show me how unwell you are by telling me what your top song of 2025 is so far
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i worked at a park with a famous cliff people do indeed keep falling off and one day someone said, "why don't you just close off the trail?" and i said, "we can't make people make good decisions. we also can't close the Outside."
#ask me about the summer i worked at the national park#and how many times i had to explain to ppl that you cannot cliff jump here#sure some ppl can do it safely#but most ppl will hit the water fast enough to hurt and it's bitter cold#and always rough#so even if you don't bash your brains out on the cliff#rescuing you from the lake is also not a guarantee
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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments
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Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive
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man, i always forget how much wildfire smoke stinks.
#things jess says#“what's the burning plastic smell” that would be the forests of northern ontario burning down
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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.
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hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.
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