Killian ♥ | ♠ | ♦ | ♣ 35 | queer as fuck | he/him dragonofeternal's trophy husband I'm an unrepentant villain fucker with a weakness for bad boys with Problems...and very little patience for anyone trying to police my fictional tastes. We're all here to have fun- especially me, since I have a degree in creative writing and I love to use it for evil (toxic yaoi) ♥ Content warning: I've made a career of working in adult stores, which means I'm very sex positive and this whole tumblr is pretty much guaranteed to be 18+. Anything directly related is tagged with #porn store adventures, if you'd like to blacklist that...but tbh, if sex makes you really uncomfortable, I'd suggest not following me.
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New Game Plus
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in my continued quest to help people in fandom make their own personal independently hosted websites, i've created a list of website resources specifically catered for fannish & creative hobbyists!
link: https://kingdra.net/fan/resources
this isn't just a list of resources, but specifically consists of FUN things you could add to your website, in addition to tried and tested options for necessary resources.
this list is made specifically for you if you want to:
a) enjoy your time on the internet beyond social media
b) explore the smaller, non-corporate web like in the old days, before social media
c) or just craft your own personalized website (FOR FREE!!!!), which i promise is much more accessible than it may seem
this page will be continuously updated, but my standards for what goes on it are very specific and limited, so don't expect to need to keep up with it regularly. everything on here is a great starting point no matter how much knowledge/experience you have. AND it consists of additional toys and resources for people already with websites.
be free and have fun!
(and remember, sharing is caring ♥️)
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day 151 Mew
support me on kofi
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The eternal whump struggle of making him injured enough to need care but well enough to fuck nasty.
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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.
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being crazy over fictional characters is so funny cuz you'll be fine all day and then you start Thinking and then you can feel yourself transform in real time
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my sister hath sent me. Canned Cheese.
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NEW WORK LANYARD!!!!!!!!
Thankfully, I have a decade of swag from working in adult stores, so I was able to decorate my lanyard with a nice mix of fandom and work related stuff~
Anyway!!!! My first week went really well- as I've been learning where everything in the store is + what we carry, I've been able to sell more :D It's been so nice to jump back in...ngl I had been feeling like I hadn't been able to do anything since I'd been job hunting for over a year, but realizing that yes, I'm still really good at this? It's great :D
#porn store adventures#work#only complaint is I need to figure out how to fit kingdom hearts and persona on there....#and trigun.................#but I just HAD to have Mayoi XD
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you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.
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heyy can we do a sexy roleplay where im a prince from a fallen kingdom and youre the powerful warrior who has taken me for their own pleasure. yes? yipeeee ok so before we start first here's a google doc with the whole history of the fictional land we're both from and the intricate geopolitical workings of the- oh yeah and here's a supplementary doc on the agriculture and trade routes of said fictional land and stuff and yes this is important. the dirty talk has to be lore accurate
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honestly yami bakura is simultaneously the best and worst villain because he’s genuinely creepy and savage and tenacious af, you can’t get rid of this fucker, but he also straight up had 3000+ years to plan out his revenge down to the last detail and he didn’t, he procrastinated to the last damn second and then fucked it up. that’s me as a villain. #relatablebakura
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oh, what a man will do / when a man's lost everything?
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Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!
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Bad rinhime and nikirin pics before I lose all my scout tickets
#screams about all of these XD#absolutely incredible#rinne amagi#HiMERU#niki shiina#rinniki#riniki#rinhime#enstars#ensemble stars#queue
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Flower Garden & Mew (2021) Illustrator: ohr_cn
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someone help this man eat please
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