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I was half expecting there to be a: “Read the full interview with Lord Szarr on page 3!”

Of course it could be someone under Cazador’s control/influence (because while one of the rich and powerful, he isn't automatically a patriar), but that is not as funny to me as the image of Cazador sitting down with a journalist and talking about vampires being silly superstitions – possibly before noting how the Gur "vagabonds" are the real danger.

“I remember, when I was new in the city, it must be two hundred years ago now, and they killed this poor, young magistrate in cold blood...”

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“unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.”

-Cassandra reading her smutty literature on the beach (don’t tell Varric)

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The dots. I've connected them

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solas and inquisitor friendship is so dangerous. how many hours did he spend taking care of you, watching over you as you slept while the anchor in your hand got worse with each rift you closed. how many nights did you spend with him, leaning over his desk as you poured over maps and journals and old books, trying to find the way forward. how many days were spent traveling across thedas with him at your side, guiding you with a wisdom that always seemed so far from your reach.

and he does all of this knowing that he will leave you, one day. that he is guiding you towards his own path of ruin, and the anchor will eventually kill you when he is not there to slow its effects. solas and inquisitor are soo dangerous to think about.

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LITTLE PHIN AND FERB HOLDING HANDS IM GONNA CRY AND SCREAM AND THROW UP

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He must've lost to a baking soda volcano

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Candace Flynn would totally read and write fanfiction and then have the craziest updated in the authors notes.

"Sorry for this late chapter. My brothers built ANOTHER rollercoaster. Somehow my mom didn't notice AGAIN."

"Hi sorry, I was already to post but then I remembered it was my parents' anniversary. So then me and my brothers had to help my dad set something up. Bevause he forgot about it, so I had to distracted my mom for the whole day while my brother's rekindled Love Handle. It worked, and they had a great anniversary. Anyway, here is the next chapter of the Ducky Momo x MCU AU"

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nngghh sorry for the double post in tags - but the Queer/LGBTQ+ focused Solavellan group is (for the most part) actually now complete with proper icon/banner, rules, tags, etc. along with a slight name change.

please don't be afraid to join! i created this community becos in my experience, there are SO many of us that are queer in the solavellan community - you don't have to feel alone. we're here. :) this is for all those who have queer/lgbtq+ solavellan ships - trans, mlm, bi, poly, aro/ace etc.

fanart, fanfic, even just talking about your lavellan & solavellan (or solavellassan, solapavellan, etc.) - we welcome you!

reblogs are super appreciated to spread the word as well <3

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Ugly OC Asks

Let's get messy 🔥

Questions compiled with @monocytogenes. Reblog with your OCs tagged and enjoy the crunch!

(I'm not numbering these so people have to copy the questions into the ask box.)

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What is your OC petty about?

When's the last time your OC hurt someone emotionally? What did they do?

What's an unsavory detail about your OC or opinion they have (to a modern Tumblr audience)?

What's an unsavory detail about your OC or opinion they have (to their peer group)?

What does your OC's love interest dislike about them?

Is your OC ever wrong? Big ways? Small ways? About what?

What does your OC lie about?

In what way(s) is your OC bad at life?

What's the fatal flaw in your OC's relationship(s)? What could destroy those relationships?

What fills your OC with envy? Alternatively who does your OC envy and why?

What physical trait(s) is your OC insecure about?

What personality trait(s) or habit(s) is your OC insecure about?

What's a moment your OC is ashamed to remember?

What's your OC's biggest fuck up?

What unconscious biases or expectations does your OC have regarding other genders, races or sexualities?

What skill does your OC need to work on improving?

What uncharitable takes would your OC have about you if they met you?

What's the longest grudge your OC has ever held? Against whom and why?

In what way is your OC worse than you?

Have there been any horrible consequences to well-intentioned choices your OC made? How did they cope with that?

Who hates your OC? Why?

What do your OC and their LI fight about?

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My Etsy Store

Figured it was high time I advertise here! This is my Etsy store-- all designs are 100% hand drawn/designed by me (except for the bulk MTG cards :). I make keychains, stickers, pins, lanyards, and prints for fans of Dragon Age, Cyberpunk 2077, Baldur's Gate III, Starfield, and more to come soon!

Pros of buying from me:

No AI-- as I mentioned, I draw everything here!

All items are high quality-- the stickers are weatherproof, the keychains and lanyards are sturdy, and the pins don't fall off. Seriously-- I work in a warehouse and wear a few of my pins on my pants, and the only time they fall off is when a box literally drags against it and lifts it up.

Five star reviews across the board, baby! I've never gotten a bad review (and I have almost 80 reviews!

Good customer service-- I reply quickly to any concerns or comments!

Fun packaging-- I put all ordered items into an envelope made out of a book page, then add a few freebies like Magic the Gathering cards, a Sh00kspeared Wares sticker, and a business card with a handwritten message on the back.

If you buy from me, you'll be supporting a small business-- no big corpos here ;)

Go check out my shop at Sh00kspearedWares - Etsy !

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30 Questions for Your Tav! [ Ask Meme ]

[ Send in a number for a question to be answered! What is your Tav like? Who are they as a person? ]

Your Tav as a Companion

1. What would your Tav’s greetings be (at different levels of approval)? 2. Describe their tent setup! What’s on the outside? The inside? 3. What would their character quest be titled? Why? 4. What would your Tav’s romance scenes look like? How many would they have? 5. Describe their idle animations! 6. How would the player go about meeting them in Act 1? What is their introduction? 7. Describe their arc. How would a player help resolve it? What choices can be made? Can your Tav be turned down a dark path, or pulled to a lighter one? 8. After Act 3, what does their life look like? What are they talking about at the reunion party?

Back to Basics

9. What’s the significance behind your Tav’s name? 10. Does your Tav have a last name? Is there a meaning behind it? 11. What is your Tav’s go-to comfort food? 12. Does your Tav have any tattoos or scars? Why? 13. What is your Tav’s main color palette? Why do they choose those colors? 14. Where are they from? What was home like? 15. Is your Tav more likely to fight/flight/freeze/fawn? 16. What do they do for fun, when not adventuring? What are their hobbies? 17. Do they have any enemies outside of the main plot? Any friends? 18. Where/with whom do they feel safest? 19. What is their MBTI Type?

Deep Dives

20. What is their relationship to touch? Do they shy away from it? Do they need it to feel present? 21. Describe a defining moment from their past, which makes them who they are today! 22. How is your Tav’s relationship with their family? Their parents? 23. How does your Tav act in situations of stress? In moments of peace? 24. What does your Tav consider to be their own biggest character flaw? 25. What is something they would die on a hill over? 26. Give us one of your Tav’s secrets! 27. What is the worst thing they’ve ever done/said to someone they love? 28. Describe a smell that reminds your Tav of childhood. 29. What fears keep them up at night? 30. What does your Tav want more than anything?

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Solvellan also fell victim to my Chibi needs this week 👀💚✨

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lots of kisses for the husbands 💖

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I really wish more people would use they/them instead of she/her to refer to Lavellan in the context of solavellan (when in reference to Lavellan as a general concept, not their own Lavellan). But I also know I’ll sound like an overbearing asshole if I mention that to people 🫠

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Welcome to the Dragon Age Big Bang!

A fandom Big Bang encourages writers to produce a new, long piece of fanfiction, with the challenge of a deadline. Each fic will be paired with an artist, who will work with the author to create a new illustration based off of the themes and vibes of that work. Each pair of participants in this event will produce: One (1) new Dragon Age Fanfic of at least 25,000 words, and at least one (1) art piece inspired by that fic.

Completing these on time will ensure:

The fic (with embedded art, linked to the artist) is included in the AO3 Collection

The fic and art will be advertised on the Tumblr for the Bang, tagging both artist & writer

Unlike an exchange, this event is a collaboration between the artist and writer to create works that inspire each other while celebrating/showcasing their individual work and creative effort.

Longfics can be anything you like, within our sparing content guidelines! Artists are asked to make an earnest effort to capture a vibe or scene of the fic, respect character descriptions, and collaborate with the writer on that content. Artists are volunteers valued equally with writers in this creative endeavor.

Why Would I Do This?

Fandom! This is yet another opportunity to produce new works for Dragon Age! We love this fandom and making things for them!

Fun! This fandom can be extremely kind and full of mutual appreciation and interaction for artists and writers. When done well, with clear communication, reasonable guidelines, and follow-through, collaboration between an artist and writer can be very fun and personally rewarding. If all goes well, new friendships and future collaborations can be formed!

Challenge! Whether it is the projected deadline to produce your fic/art, needing to write a new stand-alone fic in this amount of time, or the challenge of making a piece of art inspired by someone’s writing, there’s a level of challenge involved that can be exciting and inspiring.

Advertising! Completing a work on schedule for this event will result in it being advertised. We organizers are artists and writers ourselves and want to be considerate about what you think is good advertising for your work on these platforms.

Event Info: Full Guidebook & Rules | Artist Guide | Writer Guide Contact The Mods: ask | discord | email: thedragonagebig@gmail.com All 2024 Work Posts | 2024 Wrap Up | 2024 AO3 Collection

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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.

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