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049: * Ice cream* ^>^

173: *smashes his tongue against it and looks at 049* ::Đ

049: "calm it satan-"

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049: "Everyone says i am fat...this is just...I cannot tell...I feel attacked"

173: *chillin* "well its true"

049: "... 173 you legs are thiccer then your actual body-"

173: "not true! I am build this way and second of all- this is helpful i dont fall over! And some ppl Call me thicc."

049:...

173:...

049: "Fatass..."

173: *sobbing blood* "BETRAYL"

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049: "I am worried about you.."

173: "Why?"

049: "because you are leacking Blood! You cry it and spill it out"

173: "love juice-"

049: "you need help"

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049: *stuck at window* "dear doctor! Doctor!"

Skazka: *sits at the table and looks at him* "yes..?"

049: "Do you too believe that I am fat? ??"

Skazka: "Gee...I wanna have your problems 049.."

049: "Bloody heeeeellll" *slides down*

Skazka: "What in the seven shades of fuck did gave you him-"

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Random mtf: “heh…heh…heheh … chubby doctor”

049: *evil stare*

Mtf2: “Chubby bird ooohhhh”

049: “I will kill you- not because I can but because I want to”

Mtf: “How will you every catch us chubby?”

049: *tiny wheeze* hh

049: “This is straight up just bullying-”

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049: "Okay i've never heared of this- but J told me that Humans have ice cream???"

173: "Yes its like frozen milk"

049: "Who thought this was a good idea?? To freeze milk?? Just to eat it in another Form??"

106: "It can have different flavours-"

049: "Oh fantastic, now humanity is restored"

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Shaddy: "There is rarely a girl taller then me-"

Skazka: *exists*

Shaddy: "holy shIt"

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Headcanon:

[Skazka falls from somewhere and 049 wants to catch her but stops shortly before her and lets her fall to the ground]

Skazka: "Why. Why did you do this."

049: "I prefered a broken doctor over a dead doctor my dear..."

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106: "German are Bad people-"

173: "Because of gluten-?"

049: *snrrt *

106: "NooOOO!"

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173: "Gluten tag docccc"

049: "Pff xD"

173: "xD"

106: "I am very disappointed- in both of you, especially at you 049!"

049: "But....gluten...tag..."

049: "Pff xD"

173: *wheezes*

173: "Gluten tag docccc!"

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049: "It is very interesting how the food of mankind has evolved, all the different dishes are creative and and.....delicious!"

106: "That's bread with Nutella-"

173: "Well, atleast he's trying..."

049: "Yes?!?!?!"

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682: "What are you doing-"

049: "I have to research all possible food combination that exist-"

173: "Take the cucumber"

096: "????!?!?!?¿¿¡¿¡"

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173: “If I were to have such a sexy accent like 049…..would I be handsome as well?”

049: “Why can’t you be normal for once?”

049: “Or even try to be??”

Credit: Shaddykuu