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Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

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Conversations can give the most random ideas.

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wait. morally unsound?

i dont have morals nor a speaker system you confuse me. do you think i wanted to kill that many people? my ambitions lie with shrimp fried rice. youve yet to tell me how they cant fry rice. friend? <3?

You've just admitted to not having morals. I may not be the most virtuous of people myself, but still.

One of the reasons shrimp can't fry rice is because they don't have hands. And I'm still not your friend.

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ooh yay i get to talk about the 2017 attack we made on new york. that was fun. well. the fun i made it to be. it just killed like a million people thats really all it did. scacchi was proud of me though thats why i got promoted :þ love my boss <3 and also my friend <33

Please leave. I deal with enough morally unsound murderers already, I don't need more. Heaven alone is enough to worry about.

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oh. i am becoming apart of the website. i do not know what to think of this. if i am weird i am website

eh ive been websites before. nothing can top the missile i piloted into manhattan. do you know why deer have antlers? what in evolution made them do that.

I'm sorry, what was that about a missile?

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(calling boss) i am not calling my boss right now

there are so many weird cool things on this website. i am doing so much good for the world. friend. <3 i love learning

You're... weird. I'm not sure yet if I find it annoying or impressive.

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'i didnt die in an explosion' is very fortunate! very specific... very fortunate that you did not die in an explosion... specific...

who- is- the "demon bull king"? i'm sure scacchi would have eliminated anybody with that powerful of a name by now. friend. <3

Doesn't ring a bell. And how have you not heard of DBK? Big muscly bull demon guy, bright magenta-purple color, recently freed after centuries of imprisonment under a mountain? Any of that ring a bell?

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being a left hand is so hard. have you ever been a left hand? the sources; the viewers say you have. we are friends. being friends is nice. how do you fortify a computer room and also escape a masochistic boss. we are friends <3

We're not friends. I still have no clue who you are, and I've never been a left hand. I didn't die in an explosion. Macaque glares at you. He seems irritated, and a bit concerned. Less so for you, though, and more your mental stability.

I'm not the right person to ask those questions. Try the Demon Bull King's kid; from what I've heard, he's pretty good with tech.

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would you distort? how do backpacks break their legs? what is a manchaland? why do cats like sushi? cats dont even eat fish. do they?

i am the left hand of great admiral scacchi by the way. if you would like to know. because we are friends. less than three (<3) or whatever the kids say.

...what?

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i find whimsy and then it is gone. this is what being a left hand does to a man. thing. what is my gender? computer virus. how do toasters work.... i want one as a pet....

I wouldn't recommend a toaster as a pet, bud. Not exactly companionship material. ....what was that about being a left hand?

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i love you so much do you accept being friends. is that a normal thing to ask. im not a computer virus. how do shrimp cook... like do they fry rice

Sounds like something a computer virus would say. And I don't think shrimp can cook. Or at least, not normal shrimp. Shrimp fried rice doesn't mean a shrimp fried the rice, it means the rice is fried with shrimp. Sorry to disappoint, mx. anonymous.

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hi hi hi hi i think you should tell me or the viewers. the viewers. everything you know about how things work. how do trees grow. why is capitalism like that. do tell do tell this stupid platform isnt telling me anything. i need to know everything ever

Trees grow with sun, water, and nourishment. Capitalism is like that because humanity is corrupt. The answers this stupid platform wont tell you.

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Men

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i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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Damn, keep forgetting I have this blog. Anybody got any ideas on what to do here?

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Fundamental life advice: never trust a product from a youtuber/influencer sponsorship