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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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Tumblr knows I've been watching starkid musicals recently. The Hatchetfield fandom is hunting me down like I'm small game.

I'm a catch goddammit!

#starkid #tumblr algorithm #hatchetfield

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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I really need one of those pill divider things, I've got really crappy short-term memory. I can't remember if I've taken my medicine three times today or none.

#I can’t just not take it #a double dose isn't as bad as none is it?#eh it'll be fine

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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Really awkward to see a smut fic where the mc has my deadname. Makes me picture egg me getting railed by a turian.

#fanfiction #smut #trans #mass effect #turians are hot tbh #egg me was not #ive got mixed opinions #there's something strangely therapeutic about imagining past me getting railed

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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Hell yeah! apples F*cking rock!

i really Really want to drink some apple juice Right Now

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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Reading fanfiction is awesome. I can sit in a dark room by myself whilst living vicariously through the social interactions of fictional characters. Gods, I wish to have cute conversations like the ones I read.

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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Yo, lemme just chew up my estradiol like a tic-tac I got impatient with.

#trans #estrogen #shitpost #tic-tacs #nom

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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An apple a day keeps the NOM NOMs away!

#hungee #need apples #protect me from the NOM NOMS #apple #dapple #doo daa

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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Going out is so much fun now! Someone called me an emo, but like, as a complement! Before, people would say I looked like a school shooter, now I'm the skellet bell of the ball.

#socializing #emo #antiques #turning trauma into humor!#that school shooter comment stuck #that along with other comments about my appearance confirmed a lot of negative thoughts I had about myself #really glad I'm past that

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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I am the one who laughs! Behold me as I dance before you!

\(^_^)\ - /(^_^)/

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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For weed.

Occult themed blow job.

For weed.

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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Aw, that's awesome, I hope the silly little guys enjoy it.

the target audience for this post is silly little guys

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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I'm obsessed with incredibly violent but righteous characters that need to calm the fuck down. Like, yes babe, I get your anger, I'm angry too, but you're starting worry me (*-*). Just let me make you some garlic bread. Maybe some hot chocolate. Let's snuggle 💜.

#arya stark #Urdnot Wrex #others?#...I felt like I had a lot more examples #they're in my brain somewhere

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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Alt-right angsty teens who ended up as socialist trans girls actually just transitioned from Slytherin to Hufflepuff.

#slytherin #hufflepuff #trans #self explanatory #I definitely still consider myself a slytherin #but I'm totally not #I used to fantasize about ruling the world #now I fantasize about mundane shit #like books #and hanging out with friends #and siezing the means of production #holy shit... my ambition turned into socialism

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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This feels like a Danganronpa scenario.

I was on MasterChef but we were cooking on the beach but it was also a Walmart and there was a murderer on the loose and I wasn't sure if it was me or not.

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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I mean, I can totally see Adam Sandler making good-intentioned, but super offensive jokes about asexuals. I'd believe it.

My sister told me she had a dream where Adam Sandler got cancelled because he said that he wouldn’t want to be asexual.

#he's just... a goofy guy #a ton of his characters are himbo-ish #but he's actually a total dweeb #It’s kind of endearing in a terrible kind of way

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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Get spooky

Be gay

Do crime

Go to work

Suppress the *RAGE*

Drink Monster

I FEEL ALIVE

YES

YES!

YEesss... eh, nevermind. Monster wore off

I'm soft sleepy emo girl, me cute, me happy.

Clock out, go home

Another Monster

I'M BACK BABY!!!

Best Halloween in YEARS!!! WOOOOO!!!!!

#Halloween #shitpost #today’s chronology #I'm a walking Monster advertisement #just record me after I down a can #unhealthy habits #positivity #I've recently started actually liking how I look rather than just having false bravado #me cute emo #I look like I'm gonna start a punk-pop cover band #except I'd be playing the euphonium: the world's best intrument for punk-pop #baby tuba

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shady-elf · 2 years ago

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Yo, send me that recipe. I've gotta try that TD soup.

I made a pumpkin soup so my friends and I would talk about our feelings. We called it Trauma Dumpkin’ soup.

#Truama Dumpkin' soup is literally genius #and that sounds like such a sweet idea for a get together #i just won't invite my friend who's allergic to cinnamon #or I'll give her broth or something

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