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An addendum to my last post:

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Classic literature analysts: two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay

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Shakespeare characters as posts I find amusing, part whatever

Romeo

Lady Macbeth

Macbeth

Benvolio and Mercutio

Juliet

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Frankenstein, to the creature that he created himself:

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Holden Caulfield: I'm at this dumb-ass school with all these fake-ass people

Stradlater: Hey

Holden Caulfield: Hey

Holden Caulfield:

Holden Caulfield: Fuckin' bitch

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Off Hiatus

I once more have access to my devices. I have returned to ruin literature for everyone. 

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Lysander @ Demetrius: What the fuck is up, Kyle, no, what the fuck, dude, step the fuck up--

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Jekyll and Hyde: a Shitty Analysis

In Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Utterson is so confused as to what Hyde is to Jekyll before he finds anything out. Like, he has his will and everything and he’s suspicious that his old friend left his whole fortune to this one dude who he’s never met, to his ‘friend and protege’ who just happens to have free and unrestricted access to his house and is who allowed to command the staff etc. 

He then describes his search for Hyde as finding the ‘reason for his friend’s strange preference or bondage [call it what you will]’, and frequently describes Hyde himself as Jekyll’s ‘strange companion’. 

I,,, 

Long story short, as a literature student, I regret to come to this inevitable conclusion, but Utterson thought Jekyll was Hyde’s sugar daddy for half a classic novel

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One of the ballsiest things Tolkien ever did was write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write in the appendices that their names are actually maura, ban, kali, and razal. 

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Hamlet: Thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of

✨Garbage✨

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‘O Bromeo, bromeo, I doth declare no homeo’

Concept: Bromeo and Cooliet

Shakespeare AU where Romeo and Juliet are Chads from opposing frats

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when shakespeare wrote “beware the ides of march” he was talking about coronavirus

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Unpopular Opinion:

Troilus and Cressida is a severely underrated play. Storyline? Impeccable. Plot? Brilliantly written. Insults? High tier. Feels? I’m fucking sobbing. Gay? Hella. The mere existence of Thersites, sass bastard supreme? Fuck yeah.