shapeshiftingalienhybridguy

[shapeshiftingalienhybridguy]

this is me, please help if you can

i HATE doing this, but reblogs are appreciated. anything is appreciated. thank you.

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SUPPRESSED MEMORIES

AWAKEN!

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“This is it. It’s here. Blink and you’ll miss it. Did you say it? “I love you. I don’t ever want to live without you. You changed my life.” Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around. Drink it in ‘cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow.“  (Grey’s Anatomy, s05e24)

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i am the shyest attention whore ever

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vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

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not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence

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When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

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There's something so . . . Ominous about this image.

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“don’t support nestle!” shouts the liberal on the computer made from parts manufactured at foxconn

consumer activism is a lie, see you in hell or in communism

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Hows life been treating you?

i'm exhausted bruh life is a ride and i wanna get off

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i'm not dead btw

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i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them

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Could you imagine being Spock and being raised to think that physical contact is unecessary and illogical and being touch starved your whole life then being around James “Ope let me Slide On Past Ya” Kirk? James “I don’t know what personal space is” Kirk? James Tiberius Kirk?