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hello my lovely wife. May i request a littol maffew from mem. Pls. Love you

<3

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sorry for using :3 while sexting do u still want me

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requesting art of my two weed smoking girlfriends (tangerkarlsson)

girlfriends 🤝💓💓

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Jamie i think I need to see the whole thing for my mental health

guys i've committed cringe idk if i can even bear posting this one on main............ topgun grilled cheesby 😐

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they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

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My commissions are open! Given that this is the first time I'm doing this, I'm offering a 50% discount on all commissions as a sort-of promotional thing for the next two(?) months! (Use the code COMM-PROMO-CLOD on Ko-fi) As I'm also going to be going to college in a month or so, I'd really appreciate your support so I can buy my supplies myself!

I'm still figuring out the details of having commissions, so bear with me for the inevitable confusion and fumbling! I still don't know how long it will take me to complete each piece, so I can only estimate anywhere from a week to 2 months.

To submit a commission, please fill this out: Commission Form

Or leave me a tip on my Ko-fi!

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Best way to do it is to first study all the endangered plants in your state. See what's illegal to uproot and plant it in the entire area you bury the body. Nobody would be able to dig in the site until getting the necessary paperwork, and in that process you've got plenty of time to erase the remaining evidence and make your escape.

I think the best icebreaker for if youre in a group of neurodivergent people is “how would you hide a body?” because EVERY neurodivergent person has an answer

Im not kidding, try it yourself

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I need more of these immediately thanks 👍

*tenderly places in your hand a handful of assorted fish from my marine biology notes*

tag yourself, if you feel so inclined

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Listen I know RE is allergic to giving its characters backstories but they can't just imply Leon's parents were part of the mafia and say that they were murdered in front of Leon when he was a child and just never bring it up again. HELLO??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEON IS A MAFIA PRINCESS-

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Having a great one in my discord server rn

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Fan art I drew of Leon Kennedy dying in a glue trap

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autism be damned my girl can operate a wrecking ball

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Hey I'm gonna start something that'll maybe go nowhere let's go

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MY HANDSOME LITTLE GUY!!! You always draw him so baby i adore it sm

Designed an outfit for @sharklemonss ‘s character :D Took some insperation from slavic traditional clothing but not one specifically, in thr future I wanna draw more characters in slavic clothes ^3^

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Haven’t stopped thinking about him in a dress, so I drew it

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Hello lmk fandom, i bring you food! A fanfic i spent the entirety of a month writing for your enjoyment (my collection of tears) at your disposal :3

It's spicynoodles and it's got mutual pining, angst, fluff, everything you could want in a oneshot!

The link:

And here's a little peek at the story itself!

The night starts with a phone call through blurry tears.

Needless to say, Mk was in pretty rough shape after the past year or so of horrible, near world-ending events, and that followed him in his sleep. They started out few and far between, just a change in tone of a normal dream, and he'd wake up and fall right back asleep after. Slowly but surely, though, the nightmares got worse, and sometimes he needed some support before getting back to sleep again.

Mei was his go to. She was always up at absurd hours of the night, and sometimes she'd even drag him into a phone call to soothe his nerves by distracting him. She was an awesome friend- a much better one than he was, at least. She always had his back, no matter what, even when things looked too difficult or when Mk made an odd choice that would probably lead to their failure. She trusted him with everything. So, in turn, Mk extended that unconditional trust to her as well, and when Mk says "no matter what", he means it.

And then Red Son joined their group and made things a little more complicated.

It was nice to have their duo turn into a trio- Mk was actually very happy to drag him along to their hangouts, especially after they'd gotten closer due to the whole Lady Bone Demon mess. Red Son was hesitant at first, but over time, the trio was basically inseparable, much to the dismay of the demon parents that kind of wanted Mk dead. After saving their respective lives multiple times, though, they let Mk and Mei slide and be friends with their son.

Thankfully. Mk really didn't want to fight the two of them anymore.

One night, however, on one of his and Mei's late night distraction calls, Mk says something he'll probably regret. The thing in question isn't the problem, no, Mei is just horrible at keeping secrets. Also for the fact that saying it out loud makes it real, and he's been trying to keep this thing in particular at the back of his mind with the rest of his troublesome emotions. He should really learn to hold his tongue, but Mei gives him these puppy eyes as she begs him to tell her, and he just can't say no.

"I think I like Red Son," Mk says, like it's his biggest secret in the world, but Mei doesn't really seem to get it.

Her head tilts to the side. She's got her camera on, and she's been carefully painting her nails (and repainting them, because she cannot decide on a colour for the life of her) for the past hour or so. "I mean, I would hope you like him? He is our friend," she says casually, and Mk does a mental facepalm.

"No, like," he groans, hating that he has to explain all these gross feelings and not just say it normally, "like him in a non -friend way."

Mei is silent for a moment. There are a few seconds where Mk thinks she understands, and then she goes, "I'm not following, Mk, you're gonna have to say it to me straight." Before he's even opened his mouth, Mei speaks again. " Don't make a gay joke, you know what I mean!" 

He laughs for a bit, and he knows she'd do the exact same thing if their positions were switched at all. "Okay, okay, fine," he takes a deep breath, mentally preparing himself for the reaction he was bound to get, "like him in… a crush kind of way?" Silence follows his words, just as expected, but Mei's voice breaks it in a very level tone. 

"If my parents weren't asleep right now I would be screaming into my speaker," Mei responds in the calmest voice he has ever heard from her during talks like these. "Dude, when did this happen ? Like was there a certain moment, or, like, did you just go poof ! Feelings for the fire demon that insults me everyday! You gotta explain everything -"

She rants like this for at least thirty minutes before Mk is able to get another word in.