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Corona: welp, time for you to isolate yourselves
School: students may have a holiday
Students: yeah! No school
School: just a minute, *brings a bunch of papers* here's your homework for the holiday.
Students: ....
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Me: *just chilling watching kdrama*
Kdrama: time for the kiss scene
Me: ew
My mom from behind me: you're so dead *while holding a knife*
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Exam week:
Me: ...
Exam week: ...
Me: can I rest—
Exam week: hush, my child. You shall study again.
Me: nNoOoo
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Me: so i like someone—
My bff: you have a heart?
Me: nope, even I'm still questioning this feeling
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My friend: you like him?
Me: who? Him? Wtf no
My friend: then why are you so close to him?
Me: *getting confused* cause we're friends
My friends: *scoffs* yeah right
*Next day*
Me: hey can you—
Him: *trying to avoid*
Me: aight :)
#true story#it's true#sad life#friends#don't know what this is#sorry lol#:)#imma just leave this here
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My friend: I'm breaking up with you
Me: we were in a relationship?
#savage#beingme#lol#sorry lol#lol post#don't let it break your heart#sorry not sorry#:vvvvv#:v#incorrect texts
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Me: welp time to rest
Homework that's due tomorrow: not so fast you little piece of shit
Me: *smiling through the pain* :)
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People be like: oh hey, let's have a talk
Me being an introvert: *go away, fuck off, go* hEy
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