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[shmolish]

HI THERE.

YOU LIKE ESPRESSO COOKIE....?

THAT'S NICE.

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..

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I WANNA FUCK HIM-

WHO SAID THAT.

*RUNS AWAY BUT TRIPS AND FACEPLANTS ON THE FLOOR*

AN: Now you can (I made this while running off of 2 hours of sleep. It might be a little weird, idk)

Espresso x Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: Sexual scenes, oral, hair pulling, degrading/praising, breeding kink, fingering, marking

This shit is not proofread lmao

You can feel him prodding at the back of your throat, a hand tightly grasping the fronts of your hair and pulling you further onto him.

"You look so pretty down there.. I hope this doesn't hurt too much," Espresso cooed. If not for the uncaring look in his eyes, you'd think his concern was genuine.

That couldn't be further from the truth though. Espresso just loved seeing the tears roll down your pretty little face as you fought your gag reflexes to take all of him into your mouth.

He'd groan as you swirled your tongue around his strained cock, pulling on your hair more and more just so he could fuck himself in your mouth.

Normally he wouldn't be this mean, but you decided that it would be a good idea to get all flirty with a random guy to get Espresso jealous.

It was in fact not a very good idea... unless this is what you wanted the entire time.

You continued to suck, practically begging for Espresso to shoot his load down your throat already.

The hand in your hair twitched. "Fuck, I should get you to do this more often-" he said between sharp breaths. Espresso would eventually succumb to your skilled tongue and send his cum to pool in your mouth. You made sure to swallow every last drop, of course.

Espresso moved the hand in your hair towards your chest, pushing your back against the sheets. "I haven't even touched you and you're already soaked... such a whore.." he tuts before inserting two fingers into your folds. They slide in effortlessly and he begins to push them in and out.

It feels absolutely blissful; the way Espresso knows exactly where your g-spots are and hits all of them so easily.

It's not enough though. You want him in you, not just his fingers.

"Espresso-" you say meekly, letting whines and cusses spill from your lips.

"Yes?" He continued thrusting them in and out of your pussy, curling his fingers just right to hit all of the right spots.

"Need... you-"

Espresso grinned. "You'll have to do better than that, I'm afraid."

You closed your eyes and managed to choke out a small beg. "Please.. I need to feel you inside of me already."

"Well since you asked so nicely..."

He removed his fingers from your cunt, signaling a whine from you at the loss. Then he replaced them with his dick.

He pushed all the way in and quickly began pounding in and out. You could feel it in your stomach, and he went at a brutal pace.

You had already become a fucked out mess, moaning and screaming with pleasure. Your mind became clouded with thoughts of only him.

You could feel him so deep inside of you, ans your pussy would squeeze around his length.

He began to bite your neck and shoulders, leaving markings all over your body.

"If your going to flirt with random people now, then maybe I should just put a baby inside of you already," He'd say while thrusting into you.

It all became too much and you'd cum all along his length.

He kept pounding, and lewd noises would fill the room. Before long he'd release his seed deep into your pussy.

Espresso would continue to thrust in and out. "We're gonna keep going until I'm sure you're pregnant."

《☆》 Fin

[shmolish]

Oh, I have an idea for the Shadow Milk cookie And you can add yandere and Hypnotism. Please and then I liked it.

Please Here the plot:

A Shadow Milk cookie comes out of the tree. And Pure Vanilla Cookie and friends, including T/N Cookie. Shadow Milk cookie watched everyone, but he saw you and watched you for so long that he wanted to make you his. After that, Pure Vanilla Cookie and friends, and you They ran away, and you ran away in the other direction. After that, she found herself in a beautiful forest, vwhere there are beautiful flowers. T/N Cookie didn't know how it got here, maybe it's lies Shadow Milk cookie, no?

After that, she took a book about the plant and read, soon she read it and saw some kind of apple tree, but the apples were blue. She decided to look in a book about blue apples, but it didn't say. She decides to come closer to see it, but a Shadow Milk cookie appears and offers to eat this fruit, but she refuses to do so, then Shadow Milk cookie uses hypnosis to get her to eat this fruit. Then she eats this fruit and she doesn't feel well, eyes T/N Cookie After that, her heart turns blue and His eyes were blue. Shadow Milk cookie picked it up and decided to make it his own.

AN: MY FRIENDS ARE YELLING IN THE VC AND I CAN'T FOCUS.

Shadow Milk x Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: Yandere, hypnotism

-At Last-

"Ah! Doesn't this air just feel... divine?"

Shadow Milk had just broken out of the seal and was staring everybody down... until he locked eyes with you.

As you'd gaze into his now hazy eyes, you could see a crazed smile appeared on his face. His entire mind was clouded with thoughts of you and only you. Your eyes, your body, you soul, everything.

"Oh, has my little doll come to visit me~?" Shadow Milk Cookie would move behind you, snaking a hand around your waist.

"What- no get off of me!" You push him off of you, and you can see a glint of frustration appear in his eyes.

Then, he'd smile. His maniac laughter began to fill the scene, sending a chill down your spine.

"Everyone, it would be best if we retreated for now!" Pure Vanilla called out.

The others would nod and quickly fled from the scene, including you.

Everything was so hectic. Walls would start to crumble and screams of terror filled the kingdom.

Eventually, you'd find yourself in a forest, far away from everyone. You must have gotten separated in the chaos.

A panic soon set in and you'd look around desperately for an exit, but the more you'd look around, the more you could admire your surroundings.

It was a beautiful forest. Flowers of all kinds would surround you, and the moonlight peaked through the leafy canopies above.

It was so... mesmerizing. A wave of calm washed over you and you sat down near a bed of flowers.

Something about this forest just pulled you in. It was so peaceful... maybe a bit too peaceful.

For just a fleeting moment... you wondered if it was all a lie. It all seemed too good to be true. Maybe Shadow Milk had set this all up to catch you off guard.

Then you saw something peculiar in the distance.

It seemed to be an ordinary tree bearing fruits. It would stand in solitude in the center of an opening, and the moon seemed to highlight it's every feature.

The fruits in question were apples; blue apples. You had never seen anything quite like it. It got you curious, so you took out an old book about a variety of plants. You searched and you searched, but there was nothing on this strange flora in front of you.

Working up some confidence, you'd step closer to the tree.

You just gazed absent mindedly at the strange fruit until shadows around you began to warp.

From them appeared a familiar face:

Shadow Milk Cookie.

"It's so good to see you again, my love!" He'd say while happily twirling you around.

He'd only stop to see exactly what you had been looking at prior to his appearance.

"Oh, so you found this old thing?" He picked one of the apples from the tree and held it out to you. "It's a beauty, right? Why don't you try one?" He continued to smile, holding out the blue apple.

"No way, I'm not eating that," You'd say, pushing the fruit back towards him. A scowl appeared on your face as you continued to glare at Shadow Milk.

"But doll.." He'd get closer to you, grabbing your chin with one of his hands and forcing you to look upon him.

"You really should eat it."

You'd continue to gaze into his eyes, which you swore got just a little bit brighter.

The world around you all became a blur. All sounds, except the beating of your own heart, had been muted.

The ground beneath your feet didn't feel solid anymore. You felt as if you could fall at any second, yet you felt so chained down at the same time.

Shadow Milk would gently trace your face with his finger, still holding out the apple, though slowly proding it closer and closer to you.

Every one of your senses where focused solely on the apple, and you'd mindlessly take hold of it.

Without even realizing, you had taken a bite of it before quickly dropping it and coming to your senses.

The damage had already been done though. The world was still a blur, but instead of focusing on the apple, your mind had become clouded with thoughts of him.

"Aww look at you~ I always knew blue suited you best, my little doll! Now we match."

Your heartbeat rang in your ears, and your whole world felt as if it were spiraling.

Shadow Milk would admire this fragile being, gently tracing a finger over every one of thier features. He had waited for so long to claim ownership of what he had rightfully declared his, and now he has finally done it.

Even if they'd sway, it was only because they had not yet become used to the side effects. Carefully, Shadow Milk Cookie would take them in his arms and carry them away to some secluded corner of the world.

He just couldn't risk anybody else seeing you! And it's not like you needed to see anyone else either. Your heart belonged to him now. It beat to keep you alive just as it beat to keep him alive.

He was never going to let you leave, since what Shadow Milk Cookie wants, Shadow Milk Cookie gets.

[shmolish]

AN: Very into yandere core rn, idk why. 🤷‍♀️

Oneshot

Warnings: Yandere, kind of willing reader, implied blood

-Be Mine-

You carefully ran a hand over the delicate envelope, admiring how the pretty off-white seemed to glow in the daylight.

It was laced with the same scent it always had as well. A very feint sweet smell would fill up the room.

It looked so pristine that, if you hadn't already known better, you would have thought it was completely ordinary.

That was far from the truth, though.

These letters has been appearing at your door none stop, all signed with the same name being "Your true love".

You weren't dating anybody though.

What's weirder is that they had all been written with an odd ink.

A bloodied red.

Maybe you should have been more concerned, but you weren't.

The way the ink had dried, how it felt against your finger as you began to gently trace the letters.

The heavenly white accompanied by that deep red was truely a sight to behold, and you couldn't help but admire the letter for hours upon hours.

But it had only two words on it.

Two small words in the center of the page.

"Be Mine."

This was by far the shortest letter you had received.

But that didn't make it any less intriguing.

Your hazy eyes re-read those words over and over again.

You should have been concerned with all of the concerning the letters would say.

But the only concern you had was if you'd ever be able to meet this mysterious lover.

Maybe it's about time you write back a response.

Affogato, Espresso, Shadow Milk Cookie, Prune Juice, Pure Vanilla, Pastel Meringue, Longan, +Your favorites

[shmolish]

AN: ARGAGRAGAFAGGSGAGAHA (Going feral for this man)

Espresso x Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: LOTS of kissing + tension, mild swearing, kinda enemies to lovers

-Hate me-

God, you hated everything about him. From how mouthy he was to how he always felt the need to be better than you! He was honestly just the worst.

And now he was right there infront of you. Look at him! One of the worst being to come into existence...

"Don't you know that staring is rude?" Espresso would ask from across the table.

"I am not staring," you snapped back.

"Well if it's not that then you must be gazing with admiration." Espresso let out a small chuckle before looking towards you once again.

The mere thought of it was absolutely repulsive. Why would you ever hold admiration for somebody like him?

I mean, he was so snarky, hardly took care of his health, always thought that he was the center of everything, researched way too much, was incredibly smart, always looked dashing, had eyes that could swoon anyone and- what were you thinking about again?

Right. Espresso is the worst!

"You know, I absolutely despise you," You'd say.

"Uh huh... And that's why you talk about me all of the time?"

"I'm complaining about you." You crossed your arms.

"Glad to know I'm always on your mind..." He'd roll a pen around on the table nonchalantly, not taking any of your words seriously.

"You're so irritating!"

"You're not any-"

"Would you two stop bickering like children and please take this outside? We are trying to have a productive meeting here." Latte Cookie seemed to be fed up with the both of you. So did the other professors.

Espresso sighed before reluctantly exiting the room with you.

"Look at what you did, ass-hole," you muttered under your breath.

"The only thing that got us kicked out was your own immaturity."

"You were acting just as bad. Don't start."

"Oh my God, would you please shut up already?"

"Make me."

Espresso would send you a nasty side eye before grabbing both of your wrists with one of his hands. He'd push you up against the nearest wall, placing a hand firmly at your side.

"Hey! What the h-"

Before you could continue any of your protests, Espresso's lips would meet with your own, and instantly, you'd melt into the kiss.

The kiss was desperate and messy, and for a long time neither of you dared to pull away.

"For someone who hates me, you're not resisting this very much," he would say in-between kisses.

"You have me pinned-"

He continued to kiss you needily.

"'Using hardly any strength. You could have easily gotten out if you wanted to." He leaned closer to your ear. "But you didn't. I wonder why that is~"

Though you couldn't see his face, you knew he was smiling. A heavy blush dusted your own face, and just out of petty, you'd move your hands a little.

Espresso's grasp immediately tightens. "Don't be like that. You've already shown me that you like this quite a lot."

He resumed kissing you, making you breathless and your knees grow weak. Everything about this felt so wrong yet so right at the same time. You needed more of this. You needed more of him.

Espresso would continue to kiss you, hungry for the taste of you. Your bottom lip had become swollen from all if the biting and kissing, and his grasp around your waist had gotten tighter.

At this point, you had not only stopped resisting him, but had fully embraced it.

If you had told yourself from a few days ago that Espresso would be choking you out with his tongue, and that you were enjoying it, they would have looked at you as if you'd grown two heads.

Then the doors to the meeting room flew open, exposing the both of you.

"Aha! I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD MAKE OUT. LATTE, YOU OWE ME TWENTY BUCKS!" Eclair would call out.

Latte just face palmed.

《☆》 Fin

[shmolish]

I was bored and made these rly bad sketches. idk man

[shmolish]

hello I love your writing soo much, I was wondering if you can do pastel meringue cookie one

AN: WHO IS THIS CUTIE-PATOOTIE AND HOW HAVEN'T I LEARNED ABOUT THEM SOONER???

I just find him so interesting and cute, so I decided to make a oneshot with some headcanons at the bottom 😅 There will definitely be more of him in the future, just give me a little bc tests are starting today-

I can easily see this being writin with the opposite dynamic, but I just wanted an excuse to write a pathetically in love Meringue

Pastel Meringue x Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: Not proof read

-Fairytale-

In many fairytales, the prince will do most of the saving. It's a very traditional way of going about storytelling, but it still has this dash of enchantment to it.

Pastel Meringue's story seems to be going a bit differently, though, despite still being a fairytale... You see, in his story, you seem to be doing most of the saving.

Pastel Meringue has always wanted nothing more than to be treated like a prince; but how can he play that role when he feels himself getting weak everytime he sees you?

It wasn't a bad feeling per se, it just got in the way of his charming and confident personality. Honestly, how was he supposed to woo you when his face turned all rosey at just the thought of you?

When Pastel Meringue saw you earlier today and felt butterflies in his stomach, along with his temperature raising a concerning amount, he knew something would have to be done.

A confession seemed to be one of his only options, and of course, it would have to be absolutely perfect.

So he went about writing you this extravagant letter inviting you over while also collecting only the cutest of flowers for a bouquet.

He made sure to put on his best outfit and waited eagerly for your arrival.

Then there was a chime at his door.

He was sure that there wasn't anyway he could possible mess this up after preparing for nearly the entire day.

He opened up the door, revealing perfect perfect you.

All of his thoughts began to whisk together, and he had become a blushing, flustered mess.

"Ahem, hello ribbon-" he managed say after staring for an embarrassingly long time.

"Hi!" You'd respond with a smile.

It was always that smile. Gosh, it absolutely ruined him! He could die right here and right now as long as you continued to smile like that. Seriously, how was he supposed to do anything at all when you're giving him that look?

"Meringue?" You'd say, poking at him a bit. He went silent, and it had become slightly worrying.

"Oh, um, me? Imfineimfinereally, justcomeinside,hahaha--"

Wonderfully executed.

So you and Pastel Meringue began to catch up over a cup of tea. Originally, he would have confessed to you right at the door with all of these flower petals flowing down elegantly to give the room this romantic air to it, and you would have confessed your undying love for him.

Obviously, that isn't exactly what ended up happening, but you have to flexible with these kinds of things, right?

"So how have you been?" You'd ask.

"Fine," he replied, still blushing profusely.

"I actually have something I've been meaning to tell you for a little while now," you would say.

Over one-thousand thoughts began to race in his head. Did you not like him? Was he acting too weird? Maybe you're already dating someone? He just sat there nervously for the news to arrive.

"You know, I really like you," you said calmly.

In that moment, Paste Meringue just couldn't understand it. You said it so casually, and he was just so surprised.

"You do?"

You nodded your head.

An awkward silence filled the room. This isn't how it was supposed to go at all. How had you always managed to steal the spotlight? He even wanted to confess first...

"I... like you as well-" he would say.

You laughed a bit. "I figured, you're really not that great at hiding it!"

《☆》 Fin

Headcanons ♡

Definitely kicked his feet and giggled like a middle school girl when he first met you

Was so madly in love with you

Still is, of course

Everytime you compliment him, he legit malfunctions

Makes you clothing often

Has planed on confessing numerous times but chickened out each time

It was so painfully obvious to everyone involved how he felt about you

You eventually got a bit bored of waiting and just confessed yourself

Felt kinda bad about it, but you weren't sure if he was ever going to go through with it!

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Wait hold on bro don't leave us in a cliff hanger like that 😭

Can w have Longan's POV in the kiss and what his decision)actions will be the next day?

AN: My bad fam 😭

Link for part 1: ♡

Longan Dragon x Reader

Oneshot (2/2)

Warnings: none

-Longing-

What.. just happened?

Mortals always had their odd ways of showing affection... was this one of them?

Pressing faces with one another. It was strange, and yet; they just couldn't help how their heart would beat a little faster.

Love was always a thing that felt so foreign to the Ivory Dragon.

They had no person to love, and they never thought there would be a person they could love.

Though thinking on it now, you seem to be the anomaly.

If you were going to be so open with your courtship now, then why not repay the favor? It would be the polite thing to do, after all.

It was very obvious to them what these feelings were. The feelings that had lingered in their mind for so long and caused them so much distress were all but confirmed by that simple gesture of yours.

《☆》

As the sun slowly rises to signal the start of a new day, so does the rest of the world. Birds sing their cheerful songs, and the morning dew on every blade of grass glisten with each ray.

Also awakening from a long rest is you.

Grogglily, you rub your eyes to see the sun shining as brightly as ever through cracks in the curtains.

Quickly, you get ready for the day and exit the room shortly after.

After a lot of back and forth with yourself, you finnaly get out of bed.

Today was no different, and you could already see Longan sitting at the table with the food prepared. They were always early for these types of things. Not used to breaking habits, probably.

You have a tradition where every morning Longan Dragon and you both meet up and eat breakfast together.

"Goodmorning!" You chimed, taking a seat next to Longan.

They gave a you a nod, though their gaze layed elsewhere. It wasn't any place in particular, really. Just not on you.

"About yesterday..." Longan would say.

What about yesterday? You would think to yourself.

That's exactly when the memories came flooding back.

Maybe they were upset?

You didn't say much. You only sat there, silently and nervously, a hint of pink dashing your face.

Longan abruptly takes hold of your chin and makes you look at them. "Won't you do it again?" They'd ask, a feint smile present on their face.

This level of boldness wasn't something you were expecting from someone like Longan. It took you completely by surprise, and you weren't sure how to act.

So.. you didn't say anything at all.

"You're shy now, but you clearly weren't the other day."

Slowly, they'd bring your face closer to their own until both of your lips met. The kiss had this desperation to it that felt as if Longan had been waiting to do this for a long time.

Maybe.. they had been waiting for a long time.

After what felt like an eternity, the kiss ended. Your face was hot from blush while Longan only gazed at you with admiration.

"I never knew you were able to make such an expression," Longan would say while leaning back away from you. "If it'll get you to react like this, maybe I should kiss you more often,"

《☆》 Fin

[shmolish]

hello! I love your work, can you do more angst with shadow milk with my oc snowflake weasel cookie? Angst and comfort. Thank u!

ps. maybe make that affogato post like shadow milk hehe

AN: Ah tysm!! OH, and thanks for the help with the other requests as well ♥

Shadow Milk x OC! Snowflake Weasel

Oneshot

Warnings: Angst (mild)

-Nightmares-

This same dream, night after night. The same disturbing imagery replayed in your mind, over and over. It feels like your sinking into the deepest of depths. It's suffocating, really.

Why can't these nightmares just leave you be..?

Sometimes you wish you could forget about them. But... does forgetting you're hurt still count as healing?

Those questions would plague your mind until suddenly, you'd wake up. Your heart beat quickly and quick breaths followed after.

"Bad dream?" A voice would ask, catching your attention.

You looked towards the owner of the voice, seeing Shadow Milk looking at you with a soft expression.

You couldn't help the tears that would well up in your eyes as Shadow Milk cupped your face gently.

"Do.. you wanna talk about it..?" He questioned.

You'd shake your head.

"That's fine..." He wiped some of your tears away with his thumb.

You thought back on those vivid memories, remembering each of the horrors. All of them were so prominent, yet they all blurred together in such an odd way that settled right in the depth of you heart

"It's okay. Just focus on the sound of my voice, alright?" Carefully, he'd lay you down on his chest so that you could listen to the sound of his heart while running his fingers through your hair.

"If you ever feel like talking about the nightmare, I will gladly listen." His voice, along with the sound of his heart, was enough to soothe your aching soul.

Slowly, you closed your eyes, getting more drowsy by the second.

"Just fall into yet another slumber, dove. I promise I will be right here when you wake up," he cooed.

And so you'd do just that, slowly drifting off to sleep. The comforting nature of laying in the arms of you beloved would be enough to help anyone through a bad dream.

He placed a gentle kiss on your forehead.

"Goodnight my love," he whispered.

"Goodnight.." you mumbled back.

《☆》 Fin

[shmolish]

Okay, After reading your Longan x Reader Oneshot

I wanna see part 2 where Reader boldly just kissed them on the lips as a way to confess to then and leaves just to wait for the end results tomorrow

AN: Longan my beloved ♡

Longan Dragon x Reader

Oneshot (1/2)

Warnings: None

-Longing-

Stars in a night sky will always shine beautifully, glowing with radiance, and harboring a strength that will guide people through the darkness. Despite this, you couldn't help but think about how they were akin to that of a simple lamp during the day when compared to Longan Dragon.

No matter how much light the brightest star gives off, Longan will always shine ten times brighter.

"How much longer are you planning to stare?" Longan Dragon asks you. You simply admired their features, studying how light from the stary sky would bounce off of it so gently.

"Sorry, I zoned out.." Yet you couldn't rip your eyes away from them. Something about them was so captivating, and you just couldn't bear the thought of looking away for even a second.

And as you'd continue to gaze at Longan, he'd avert his own gaze from you.

They let out a sigh. "It is getting quite late. I'll escourt you to your room," they said while taking hold of you hand.

And with that, they began to lead you off of the balcony.

Both of your footsteps echoed throughout the otherwise silent hallway. It was full of the most extravagant pieces of treasure on display.

But the real treasure, you thought, was right here in your grasp.

Maybe that should have been embarrassing to admit, but you solemnly stood by it.

Before much time had passed, you both had arrived to your room.

"I suggest you get some rest," Longan said.

You nodded your head and opened the door when an idea popped in your head.

"Oh Longan, one more thing before I go to bed!"

They stared at you curiously for a while before you cupped their face with your hands.

You leaned closer to them before leaving them with a soft kiss. It was sweet, though full of a longing that was hard to put into words.

When you pulled away, Longan only stood there, not saying anything. Despite thier nirmally emotionless stature, you could tell this action had stirred some emotions in them. A sharp breath would escape from their lips before you spoke up.

"Goodnight, Longan."

And then you'd enter your room and close the door.

Maybe you did it out of fear for the result. Thought, seeing exactly what the result was would have to wait until next morning.

[shmolish]

I JUST MADE A CREPE CAKE 🎂

[shmolish]

Silly gay creature 🫵

[shmolish]

AN: ON MY KNEES BEGGIN THEY WERE REAL.

Longan Dragon x Reader

General dating headcanons

Warnings (SFW): mild swearing

Warnings (NSFW): marking, possessiveness, degrading, breeding kink (minor)

I think every dragon probably does

SFW ☆

They pur, no questions asked.

Theirs is probably the softest though

Slightly dilated pupils when happy (like a damn cat, LMAO)

All of it is subconscious, of course.

They don't even realize it happens

Not the biggest on PDA, so you have to start most of the interactions

(Mainly bc they don't really know how to be affectionate)

Doesn't get jealous often, but when they do, it SHOWS.

Big spoon

Probably likes it when you brush their hair

Clingy only during mating season

Since they are a reptile (being a dragon and all) they are probably cold.

Was in a lot of denial when they first fell for you

You fell first, but they fell so much harder

Like, buddy was losing it

Sometimes when you flirt, they're a bit oblivious

Probably nuzzles their chin on your shoulder on rare occasions

Because they're based off the Imugi dragon, which is a Serpent, and snakes court otherd by chin rubbing :/

If you're ever far away, they probably send an eye to check up on you

Just worried about you ^^

Has and will call you weak if you ever get hurt

Quickly patches you up though.

They are sometimes scared to look you in the eye (for fear they will turn you to stone.)

(I don't actually know if that's how it works-)

Def tells you about the past

Such a pretty voice fr

You never have a hard time falling sleep since they always lull you into one so easily

NSFW ◇

Biting. If you're having a sexual moment, you are going to be bit.

Whether that be soft or hard is entirely based off their mood

Very sharp teeth, might draw blood.

How else are they supposed to show that you're taken?

Has a forked tongue (if yk, yk)

Mostly dom, I'd assume

Low sex drive (unless it's mating season 🙄)

High enough stamina

Degrades you a lot

(Calls you weak and pathetic)

Very sharp claws, you def get scratched

Probably makes you beg @_@

Small breeding kink

Kinda mean in bed

They apologize after it all (most of the times)

Runs a bath for you as after care

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AN: IM OUT HERE SIMPING FOR ANYTHING THAT BREATHES. anyway ♡

BUT OMG, EHEHEHEHEB 🤭

Longan Dragon x Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: just fluff

-Falling in love-

A cool spring breeze flows throughout a flowery medow, causing the grass to sway. Resting in the middle of the field were the Ivory Dragon and yourself.

Quite the rare scene indeed, since getting Longan dragon to agree to something as trivial as making flower crowns is a very difficult thing to manage.

They themself had wondered why they agreed to it. There was nothing particularly special about the day; you had just randomly asked if they'd like to make the things with you.

And despite that, they couldn't bring themself to say no.

So here the two of you were: sitting in a large, open field as you taught Longan how to make flower crowns.

"And just like this-" you held up the end result and showed it to them. "Ta-da!" A bright smile was on your face.

Longan would continue giving you that cold, emotionless stare they always had on their face. If you hadn't known them well, you'd think they were uninterested.

But of course, if Longan saw this as a waste of time, they would have said so already.

You leaned towards them, carefully placing the now complete flower crown atop their head.

If it were anyone else trying to get this close to them, Longan would have killed them already.

So why were you the anomaly?

You hadn't done anything to earn this dragon's respect. All you ever did was talk with them sometimes or complete small projects such as this one.

The way you treated them as if they couldn't destroy you at any second... How content you always were.

It was so naive... yet so captivating and peaceful at the same time.

It couldn't be.. had Longan developed a soft-spot for you? Had you melted this uncaring dragon's cold heart?

Your voice soon snapped them out of their daze.

"Here, you make one next!" You placed some freshly picked flowers into their hands and began to recite the steps to them.

It was easy, of course. Creating flower crowns was not something beyond the Ivory Dragon.

The thing that troubled them so much was that lingering question.

Why were you the anomaly?

How is it that after such a long time living, their ideals would eventually bend to your will?

Perhaps they should have been upset. But, they just couldn't feel that way. It was a rather odd feeling, actually, though not bad.

In fact, it was quite nice. It made them feel as if all of the flowers in the meadow shone just a little brighter.

"Oh, you're finished already?" You took the flower crown out of their hands and carefully examined it. "You're a natural at this!"

You handed the crown back to them and continued to sit peacefully.

Longan would just gaze at the object, thinking.

"You know, I really enjoy the time we spend together," You'd say randomly.

They looked up to meet your gaze. "You do? I don't think I'm very good company.." they'd respond.

"Sure you are! Why else do you think I asked you to join me today?"

Longan looked back down at the crown before placing it on your head, leaving a touch that seemed to linger for just a little too long..

A subtle blush spread across your face as you continued to smile.

It was in that moment that everything clicked for them.

Why they adored you so much, why they wanted nothing more than to be around you, and to protect you.

Why their heart beat just a bit faster around you, and why your smile had long since become one of their favorite views.

Why their ideals would bend for you, why they agreed to this rather stupid idea of making crowns out of flowers.

Why they thought of you so often, and why for the first time in a long while, they felt something other than hate.

They were falling in love, and there wasn't any way it could be undone.

Hopefully you're ready for what consequences would come from this.

[shmolish]

Espresso x Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: Just fluff

-Relaxation-

All nighters were common occurrences for your beloved boyfriend. Always studying with such diligence.

It was admirable, sure, but eventually it'll get to a point where it does more harm then good.

Enter today; Espresso is looking over old notes and data for the sixth time this week, on the verge of passing out.

You had already attempted to get him to take a break multiple times already, but to no avail.

Perhaps your persistence will finally be rewarded today.

You twisted the handle to his door, slowly opening it to enter his room.

"I thought you'd be asleep by now," Espresso says to you, not taking his eyes off of his work.

"I could be saying the same about you," you responded, walking up behind him.

Espresso didn't say anything to you, just focusing on his work.

"Espresso, my love, you need rest," you told him.

"I'm kinda busy right now," he responded in a cold, uninterested tone.

You frowned. "I know, and I don't care. We are going to at the very least take a nap."

"In a moment.."

You placed a finger under his chin, and tilted his head to look at you.

"Come on.. for me?" You blinked innocently a few times while having a soft smile on your face.

You left a small peck on his lips.

It was such a dirty move... kissing him like that.

Giving him that soft look, and smiling like that.

Not to mention wearing one of his old dress-shirts.

Really, how was he supposed to say no to you?

A subtle blush spread across his face as his glasses fogged up a bit. "Alright.." Espresso said quietly.

Your smile widened as you took hold of his hand and guided him towards the bed.

Once both of you were tucked in, you wrapped your arms around his waist, pulling him in closer.

You carefully removed his glasses and placed them on the table besides you.

Espresso was quick to close his eyes as you rested your head on his chest.

Your gentle hands ran through his hair, coaxing him into an even deeper slumber.

You left small kisses along his jaw before closing your eyes.

"I love you.." he mumbled softly.

"I love you too..." you responded sleepily.

[shmolish]

AN: This is the Shadow Milk version of the Affogato post I made a while back- hahaha .-

(Fem again bc that's all I know how to write smut about. And if you saw me already post this on accident, no you didnt.)

Oh yeah, shout out to @vkxiraa again for help!! (They assisted with the start for this-)

Shadow Milk x Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: Sexual scenes, marking, oral, degrading, choking, swears, mirror fucking, overstimulation, creampie, NSFW, overall unholy,

-Obedience-

….Well, this situation is certainly interesting.

You were now Shadow Milk's 'puppet', as he likes to say.

His very own that would do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted.

You were like some sad excuse of a pet. He even gave you a collar and everything.

Suddenly, the room filled up with light as Shadow Milk Cookie entered, twirling around energetically.

“Doll~! I have a little gift for you!”

Finally; some real light... This is the first time you've seen it in a long time.

You could not screw this up...

"Ah, what is it?" You asked him.

Shadow Milk Cookie gave you his signature grin as he crawled in-between your legs.

A subtle blush would dust your cheeks, "What's this for-?" You asked, averting your gaze from Shadow Milk.

"Just rewarding you for your obedience.." He'd say, slowly slipping off your skirt and panties.

A cold breeze could be felt along your now exposed clit.

Shadow Milk gently pushes your legs apart with his hands before licking a long line over your entrance.

"You always taste so sweet.." he admitted before sucking on your already dripping cunt.

Shaky breaths escaped from your lips as Shadow Milk began to fuck you with his tongue.

"Come on love, let me hear you."

His voice sent a vibration that went up to your core, signaling a moan from you.

Your legs would twitch each time Shadow Milk swirled his tongue around in your insides.

His nails would dig into your plush thighs as he ate you out like he had been starved for weeks.

Loud exasperated moans spilled from your lips as he continued to suck and taste all of your liquids.

When it came the time for your orgasm to finally set into place, you'd leak all of your cum onto his tongue, to which he glady swallowed.

Just when you thought he had finished with you, he'd push you further onto the bed and flipped you over so that your knees and hands were pressed onto the bed.

Shadow Milk swiftly removes his pants before grabbing your hips.

He slowly pressed his tip into your swollen pussy, causing you to tighten around nothing at all.

"So eager for my cock?" He leans in towards your neck and whispered. "Such a needy slut.."

Shadow Milk Cookie finnaly presses fully into you, moving in and out, slowly and teasingly.

"Fuck, you're so tight.." He'd say before quickening his pace.

You pressed your face into the pillows as he'd thrust into you, muffling your moans.

He tugged on the back your collar, pulling your face out from the pillows below.

"Doll, make sure I can hear you while I rearrange your guts, yeah?"

Tears picked the corners of your eyes as he slammed into your already overstimulated self.

You could see yourself in the mirror infront of you, drooling and letting out unintelligible noises.

The pain would quickly turn into pleasure as he managed to hit all of your good-spots, and you'd hold onto the sheets like your life depended on it.

You kept cumming on his throbing cock, again and again, unable to say any words.

Shadow Milk placed a hand on your breast, rolling your nipple and sucking a hickey onto your neck.

You'd tighten around him with each thrust, taking him in deeper and deeper.

"Want me to cum inside of you?" Shadow Milk asked as tugged on the collar around your neck, causing it to become slightly harder to breathe.

"Y- yes-!" you chocked out between screams of pleasure.

You felt his cock twitch inside of you after you said that, before he released his seed deep inside of you.

Shadow Milk would flip you onto your back before pounding into you once more.

"We're not stopping until you've either drenched the sheets or pass out."

《☆》 Fin

[shmolish]

Hello, I hope you are well, can I request headcanons enemies to lovers of Prune or Espresso with a gender neutral reader?

AN: Espresso is so fine ♥ 😍

I feel like Prune Juice is likely to act in very similar ways to Espresso in this

I actually think this idea is so cute, so I'll probably make a oneshot about it as well! Idk, we'll see.

Espresso x GN! Reader

Headcanons

Warnings: mild swearing

◇ As rivals ◇

You two have been academic rivals for a long time

Espresso is constantly competing to one-up you

You're the first person who's ever made him have to try

The both of you have been put into a group together one to many times

Espresso makes so many back-handed compliments

Always gives you the same shit-eating grin after each one

"It took you a while, but you're finally starting to get it-"

You bitch-slapped him after that, and he doesn't make them nearly as often.

You guys are normally near each other.

Always arguing, but that hasn't stopped students from suspecting... other things.

They compare you two to an old married couple often

Espresso and you agree on one thing, and it's to never become a couple.

On rare occasions, you two will talk over a cup of coffee about how everyone else in the school are idiots

He's a pretty good gossip buddy, which is one of the most bareable sides of him

You both actually understand each other pretty well

You're both looking for the others weakness

That's caused you to learn a lot more about each other than what you had initially hoped for

You hated to admit it, but Espresso was a pretty interesting person

You found yourself wanting his company more and more, which was odd.

Could it be... that you were infatuated with him?

In an attempt to woo him, you'd give him compliments and praise

In the beginning he'd just brush them off or scoff

Other times, his glasses would fog up and he'd go quiet

He didn't want to admit it, but your flowery tone when complimenting him made his heart flutter slightly

Perhaps he had also grown a small interest in you..

The rare gossip meet-up's became more and more common, and the topics would shift more from other people and their lives to just Espresso and you

Espresso was falling more and more for you by the second

The way you spoke to him, and understood him...

You may have fell first, but he fell so much harder.

Espresso eventually ended up folding and confessing to you

He'd suck a lot at it, actually.

Ended up slipping up some of his words and resulted to insulting you instead and with a rosey face

You got the memo and would smother him in kisses

His glasses fogged up again.

♡ As lovers ♡

Each morning, he makes you a cup of espresso and forces you to drink it with him

He'll catch you up on his latest research and so on

Really just uses it as an excuse to talk with you

He doesn't show it, but he's incredibly touch starved

Just wants to be around you

Random forehead kisses throughout the day

Does not matter if you're in public or not

He's really bad at getting enough sleep, though

You've had to beg him many nights to sleep with you

Doesn't listen the first few times because he's afraid he'll fall behind

In the back of his mind, he thinks you're only dating him because he's smart

Can't risk falling short of your expectations and thus your love

He doesn't even know what he'd do if you left him

You eventually convince him to get some rest

He passes out almost instantly.

Espresso is pretty tall, so I can see him putting things on the higher shelf purposely

Wants to hear you ask him for help

You just jump onto the counter and reach whatever you were looking for anyway.

He shouldn't have doubted your ingenuity

Very warm

Legit the perfect cuddle buddy

You fall asleep on him quiet often

He doesn't care, obviously

Overall, a pretty good bf.

[shmolish]

AN: Image: https://pin.it/2VA1PdBU1

Just felt like making this- Kinda for myself as a little break.

Shikanoin Heizou x Reader

Oneshot

Warnings: High School AU, angst, kind of self destruction Heizou.

-Mr. Perfect-

Perfect grades, amazing athletic skills, impeccable looks and president of the school! Heizou Shikanoin really has everything a person could ask for.

That's what majority of the student body will tell you if you ever ask about 'Mr. Prefect.'

And yet... here he is; staring blankly at a wall with the dullest of eyes.

Hah, how selfish could he be?

He's living this perfect life that so many people would kill to have, but he still feels the need to cry.

Why does he even feel like this?

Is it because the mask he's wearing is starting to become one with himself?

Is it because the tape over his mouth has made it hard to breathe?

Is it because no matter how much he sleeps, he's still tired?

Ah, there are so many things that could explain his emotions.

But... there just isn't any time to cry. There's work that needs to be done. There is a perfect person he has to be: and he can't be that if he's busy crying.

"Heizou!!" Called out an enthusiastic voice from the courtyard.

He turned his head to look at the bright voice that snapped him out of his daze, only to see you.

"Oh, hello love!" Heizou gave you a warm and inviting smile.

You smiled back, taking a seat down next to him.

"Need anything?" Heizou asked with the slight tilt of his head.

"Just wanted to see you," you responded.

Heizou nodded his head, that smile never fading from that expression.

How sweet, that you had fallen so hopelessly for him.

But..

Did you fall for Heizou, or did you fall for the mask on his face?

If Heizou showed you who he really was, would you still love him all the same?

Would anyone still love him... if he wasn't perfect?

Surely not... right? After all, they only adored him so much because he seemed so perfect. If he were to become ordinary like everyone else, then he wouldn't be important anymore.

"And so, that's how my day went. What about yours?"

Oh, you had been talking this entire time. Heizou was too zoned out to really catch any of that.

"Ah, my day was perfectly fine. Don't worry about it," he would respond.

You frowned. "Heizou, I'm not stupid," you said irritatedly.

He laughed before giving you a pensive look. "Oh? Whatever do you mean by that, dearest?"

"I see how you zone out. What's bothering you?" Your look softened as you gazed at him, worried.

Heizou met your gaze with a sharp look of his own.

"Love, don't worry your pretty little head about it!" He patted your head playfully.

"You can tell me things Heizou, I hope you know this."

Telling you things means destroying the illusion.

This facade that he had playing for so long!

If he broke it now, he'd not only lose so much, but wouldn't all of this suffering be for nothing?

He just couldn't allow that, no matter what cute little 'self-help' things you said.

Besides, you only cared for the Heizou he let you see, and not the real him.

And truthfully, he just can't let you pry this much. For his sake, and for yours.

"Look, I'm pretty busy. Maybe we can talk about this later?" Heizou asked.

You sighed. "Oh, fine.. Just remember, I'm always open to talk." You gave him a small smile and a wave before walking somewhere else.

Good you were leaving.

It.. hurt to see you go.

But what's an angel without sacrifice? You're just another person who's getting too close to the forbidden truth, even if he let you get this close in the first place...

Really, he was just sparing you from an ugly truth!

Ignorance is bliss after all.

Seriously, just let him be Mr. Perfect.

It would be a lot easier for everyone that way.