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do you ever wonder if soap has nutritional value ?

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ok so its been around 2 years since i made friends with yuki and foyodori and somehow, yuki is now my sister and foyodori is going to be my brother in law.

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y’all know that one band, txt ? well everytime someone says it, it reminds me of text documents. coz they’re always marked with .txt at the end when saved.

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i like how my friend supports both sides of a war.

“God is good, but satan is too.”

“Black lives matter, but that does not mean that they are calling the whites weak.”

“The british were good, but the indians were too.”

“Feminism is good, but just dont shame men for something they didnt do.”

“being vegan is nice, just dont scold people for how they eat”

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hermes is a literal mood. He brings all the gossip, never uses his own money (unless its for food) has really nice hair and he gives mental health advice but never cares for his own mental health.

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THINGS MORTALS DO THAT STILL CONFUSE ME

1. Nail polish. Why ?

2. Scream back when someone screams at them. Why cant you just behead them ?

3. Argue over top and bottom ? Bunkbeds are fine you know, like, we dont have them here where i live.

4. Get scared of bugs. LIKE THEYRE SMALLER THAN YOU YOU CAN SMITE THEM.

5. Wear ripped clothes. Boi you either need a tailor or youre homeless.

6. Not wear capes. 

7. Women not wearing really elegant clothes like the ones with big belts and bows and poofy short skirts and long sleees with the frills and high heel boots and capes.

8. Why is everything online ? Like go to the supermarket and get it you lazy potat.

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i dont even watch jojo but MAN do i love the memes.

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So i remember thinking of a theory

So what if howl from howl’s moving castle and haku from spirited away were the same person ? Like think about it, their hair is blue, both of them are sorcerers (haku is partly but keep in mind that howl was a child when he started learning about magic.) their name sounds similar too.

what if howl decided to try out a spell when he was a child, a time travelling spell, and travelled to the future ? There, because of chihiro’s love he got enough magical energy to travel back to the past, but  everything had changed. As a punishment to himself he swallowed a falling star. He then grew up and met sophie and everything had gone back to normal.

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my friend told me something. she said-

“All the riches are really just bches”

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i just finished watching haikyuu s2 pt2 with my friend Ruby and i have never seen her cry so much in one day. like bro you could fill all the dried up rivers with those tears.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL MORATALS AND DEMONS ( and angels..) AND TO ALL GODS !!!

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wow, didnt really know that vaccines did wonders on human, maybe anti-vaxxers should do that too ??????? ya know, taking vaccines ????????????

Maki Naro @ The Nib

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so, i kinda mingle with all the gods, like, i hang out with greek gods and goddesses and indian gods and godesses and like literally everyone.

Hades is my home boy, i really like artemis but i absolutely hate apollo. Peresphone is like a big siser to me. Ganesha makes me eat food all the time and i really like that. Im still kinda scared of Lord Shiva but yeah i guess he's cool too.

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Hey Im Sho, friend of Ruby's. I dont know if I'm a god or amortal. I just hang out with the gods. Well anyways im 15 and i love pie, i love anime, i watch it with Ruby, a mortal whose my best friend.