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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

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Shrek Fact #13

Shrek says happy 16th birthday to Emily! It’s Emily’s birthday today! Happy birthday!

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Shrek Fact #12

Donkey created hit series Paw Patrol. He made it so his baby dronkeys have good idols to look up to. How sweet! :)

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hello

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We are dedicated to bringing the Best, Freshest Finger-Licking, Pussy Popping Facts about the Shrek™ Franchise

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Shrek Facts #11

Gingy body slams police in his free time.

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Shrek Fact #10

shrek listens to girl in green.

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Shrek Fact #9

Little known fact but Shrek’s residence of choice is actually a swamp.

Follow for more rare Shrek Factoids! :D

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Shrek Fact #8

Shrek is seemingly an lgbtq+ ally, seeing as how his friend Pinocchio is extremely gay. No I will not elaborate. Yes, I am correct.

Also ShrekFactoids wants to apologise for not posting for like 2 years, ShrekFactoids is run by a uni student and her non-binary best friend. We are gonna be providing a lot more Swampalicious Fun Facts for you all so Stay Tuned and Let’s Get Shreking!!

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Shrek Fact #7

For Valentine’s day 2020, sources have revealed that Shrek and Fiona went on a double date with Donkey and Dragon.

Shrek got tired of Donkey asking who Valentine was and stormed off early, leaving the other 3 to finish the meal and Fiona to pay.

Bonus: It is said this is how Shrek can afford his own land; he always storms off before having to pay for anything else.

Happy belated Valentine’s Day Everyone ❤️

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Shrek Fact #2

Shrek’s triplets are named Fergus, Farkle and Felicia. I am the only person who put in the effort to remember that. You’re welcome.

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Shrek Fact #6

Shrek’s name is actually an acronym!

It stands for:

S - So

H - Handsome (and)

R - Really

E - Eats

K - Kids

What a fun Shrek Fact! 💚

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Shrek Fact #5

Shrek stans Stray Kids and so should you.

Make papa shrek happy.

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Shrek Fact #4

In the Shrek world, instead of “Stop” signs they have “Halt” signs. They also have a store called “Versarchery” where you can get The Good Shit™️.

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Shrek Fact #3

Scientists have discovered that when dogs are given a choice between a photo of Jesus Christ and the Oscar™️ Nominated “Shrek 2”, 78% of the dogs moved towards Shrek 2.

Half of the remaining 22% moved towards the photo of Jesus then changed their mind and moved to watch Shrek 2.

Dogs really are an ogre’s best friend. 😉

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Shrek Fact #2

Shrek’s triplets are named Fergus, Farkle and Felicia. I am the only person who put in the effort to remember that. You’re welcome.

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Shrek Fact #1

With every layer, there is a new Shrek. As time passes he will shed his skin and be reborn. Shrek will never die. He is immortal. Amen.