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What if geralt can go down to 3 while jaskier can only do 5 and then the witcher has to drag the (weirdly larger than himself) bard away from  whoever is chasing them " I TOLD you to stay away from her!!" Even at nearly half his height, the witcher is still much stronger than him.

(Okay, honestly I thought my inbox deleted this for ages before I remembered replies were a thing. I’m such an old millenial who’s crap at technology. lol)

Geralt managing to shrink more than Jaskier would be hilarious, because at that difference he’d just reach waist height on the bard. I can see him hauling him right over his shoulder and running with Jaskier shrieking about his head being too close to the ground.

On the plus side, even if Geralt is stronger it would stop Jaskier from picking him up whenever possible just long enough to hug his ‘cute wee witcher!’ before Geralt managed to struggle free.

A bigger Jaskier would make a nice centerpiece for the winter witcher pile at Kaer Morhen, too. And he’s so warm! (Tiny witchers absolutely prep and spend the worst of the winter tiny the majority of the time. They’d use less fuel for fires and less food so they wouldn’t risk going hungry.)

Oh god, now I’m thinking of Geralt spending a lot of downtime small because it stretches the food further. It’s never perfect but it works well enough when times are lean. Whereas Jaskier would only shrink so that his favorite foods were massive and he could stuff himself on one honeyed cake.

Weird idea for Witcher shrinkiness:

The basic premise is that someone can shrink at will, say from 2-6 inches small, and part of that ability is a bit of magic that helps them go unnoticed. Just a small shifting away of someone’s attention.

Now if this were Jaskier he’d absolutely use this ability to get away from his disastrous one-night stands or other troubles, whereas with Witchers it could be used as a stealth creep and then surprise grow-and-kill (or a way to hide after a painful contract).

The unnoticing would be fun with Jaskier because of general shenanigans, since it’s such a subtle bit of natural chaos that it works against Witchers’ senses.

But it could also be fun with Witchers because Geralt has never had to worry about having a human around when he goes small. And an oblivious Jaskier in a keep full of Witchers so used to going tiny whenever they want would be hilarious.

Anyone have any thoughts?

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I remember you by the fic where Dean sits and farts on a tiny Sam

Ooh, is that the aware one where Dean keeps forgetting about him? That one keeps randomly making the rounds, it's awesome. ^^ I reread it now and then, too, to be honest.

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Anonymously - or not - tell me what passage, fic, line of narration, or anything you remember me by as a writer.

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Do you Plan ti write more aboute The Witcher in the gt fandom? Like the One with small giant geralt??

I do, I dooo. Work, as always, is my downfall as it drains my energy terribly.

I have this whole backstory for Jaskier’s family and something half written where he takes Geralt home a few years after they’ve known each other. It’s mostly an excuse to let Jaskier spoil Geralt.

There’s also a half-formed idea where Geralt takes Jaskier to Kaer Morhen (set after the bard-stuck-up-a-tree drabble) which is mostly just an excuse to send Jaskier into extreme overload with the keep that was made to house giant monster hunters. That one may end up a bit more sexy because Jaskier’s hardly going to be subtle there and will likely finally make his move.

I do really want to write more in the fandom and shift into the sexy side of things. I mean, this universe has magic so it’s kind of a blanket excuse for anything you want to happen, rules of said magic be damned. XD

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Chapters: 4/5 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Soft Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Swearing, Violence, Canon-Typical Violence, Blood, Jaskier | Dandelion Needs a Hug, Hurt Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion Has a Past, Fluff and Humor, Angst with a Happy Ending, Drama, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Feelings, Protective Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Pre-Slash, Brief mention of miscarriage and infant death, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Pining, Pining Jaskier | Dandelion, Doesn't realise he's pining Geralt, They're dumb and can't communicate Summary:

When Jaskier accidentally drinks a potion intended for Geralt, the results on the humble bard are great.

Actually, correction, the results are rather small.

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And here’s another one! I could’ve sworn there was also one with tiny!Geralt but I’ve not come across it yet.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Witcher (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Roach (The Witcher) Additional Tags: Protective Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Has Feelings, Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion, Insecure Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion Has Feelings, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Apologizes, Established Relationship, Fluff and Humor, Sleepy Cuddles, Comfort No Hurt Series: Part 7 of Some Adventures - Nonlinear or So Summary:

Jaskier eats a berry with magical consequences! When he is suddenly reduced to only six inches tall, Geralt has to protect his Bard even more vigilantly for the day!

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Okay, here’s one of them! I’m not tagging it because I don’t actually remember it fully and I’m far too tired to read right now.

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Can you share those tiny jaskier fics from Ao3? There are THREE SEPARATE WITCHER CATEGORIES and i have no idea where to look!

I found them randomly and I’m very bad at bookmarking as anyone can see from my Ao3 account. x.x I can’t find them again.

I really, really wish that people who did giant and tiny work would know that the macro/micro tag exists and tag accordingly. It’s so difficult to find any works in this category at all and then for some people to either think it’s solely a smut tag or just that it doesn’t exist makes it so much woooorse.

If I ever find them again I will put them here. There’s ways to post Ao3 stuff all fancy-like to tumblr, right? I’ve seen it a lot with other people announcing new chapters and such.

Oh, but I do tend to look under the ‘all media types’ when searching for Witcher fic. The Netflix series weirdly doesn’t have its own tag since the TV one you would think would’ve been for the Polish series (I think)? My best bet is always ‘all media’ because a lot of people tend to mash canons anyway since we’re not going to wait for a short Netflix series to introduce all the characters the books and games have.

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I'm like, 99% sure y'all all follow Em but I'm putting it here, too, because reeeead this. Be aware of the tags but if you're cool then give it a go.

Hey GT I know you have writer's block so here's a new micro story with tiny and peter on ao3

Iron sex toy

Check this out fellas

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I know that was just a crack post but the image of a tiny Geralt snoozing contentedly in Jaskier’s chest hair is exactly the content I need during these trying times.

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it is amusing to see how the buffskier thing has spiraled into strange directions. like it initially was like "hey mr. cavill and mr. batey are the same height and basic width so why are there so many depictions of netflix!jaskier with a child's body or an otherwise slight, short, delicate frame just because his character is feminine and often the bottom in an m/m ship"

and now it has progressed to "jaskier is RIPPED. He can carry 10 witchers in each hand. He is shredded. Jaskier has a 12 pack. He benchpressed all of Kaer Morhen itself. He can run 1000 miles per day beside roach and definitely hasn't bought his own horse by now. His lute weighs as much as a bus. He threw Geralt into the SUN on accident. He's just so strong"

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Weird idea for Witcher shrinkiness:

The basic premise is that someone can shrink at will, say from 2-6 inches small, and part of that ability is a bit of magic that helps them go unnoticed. Just a small shifting away of someone’s attention.

Now if this were Jaskier he’d absolutely use this ability to get away from his disastrous one-night stands or other troubles, whereas with Witchers it could be used as a stealth creep and then surprise grow-and-kill (or a way to hide after a painful contract).

The unnoticing would be fun with Jaskier because of general shenanigans, since it’s such a subtle bit of natural chaos that it works against Witchers’ senses.

But it could also be fun with Witchers because Geralt has never had to worry about having a human around when he goes small. And an oblivious Jaskier in a keep full of Witchers so used to going tiny whenever they want would be hilarious.

Anyone have any thoughts?

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Hey, do you have a AO3 account?

I doooo. Same name as this blog because you can’t make me title more things than I absolutely have to. I would link you but I’ve just worked an 11 hour day and going in for a 9 tomorrow and I’m very sleepy.

It’s just got some of my more polished works on it. I should really get minigiant!Geralt on there soon.

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I vaguely remember a fic about tiny Jaskier being either carried in Geralt's pocket or bound to one of the many leather straps. Haven't found that, but I did find this account so that's a fantastic plus

There have been a couple of tiny!Jaskier fics over on AO3? They’re the more survivalist!tiny genre though. There was also a tiny!Geralt, again more survivalist. Not a huge fan of that, gives me anxiety.

Does anyone else remember who wrote them or do they have a better organizing system than I do (which is, y’know, none because I suuuuck)? I am too tired to go through my dozens of pages of AO3 history this last month.

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Do you think you'll ever do something where jaskier shrinks?

I've thought about it and how it would work. It'd be pretty different from my usual stuff because Geralt's such a badass, but that wouldn't be a bad thing.

Because even though Jaskier would be a wee little thing, Geralt would just...always know where he was. Always. Bitty bard trapped in the walls after fleeing a rat or some such? He'd be able to sniff and sound him out in seconds and punch right through the wall to rescue him. Tiny troubadour falls out of his personal saddlebag while Geralt's off on a hunt because something startles Roach? As soon as he's done he'd track him through whatever terrain he happened to get lost in. Witchers are insane.

And Geralt is already stronger than average people so he's used to dialing it back; he'd never hold Jaskier roughly--or at least not so rough as to actually hurt him. He could pin him down and make him feel so good with just the tips of his fingers because he's found that a worn out bard gets into less trouble.

Hell, give Jaskier a bit of indestructibility and we can see how far he'd really go to get that bit of pleasure...and what lengths Geralt would go to to keep him contained. If he didn't have to worry about actually hurting the bard he'd be a bit more unrestrained with him. Not the point of cruelty, I can't write that, but doing things just to annoy and piss Jaskier off even if he would still be able to hear the pointed sing-shouting from his boots or his pants.

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will you ever write some smut with giant geralt and jaskier?

Gosh, I hope so. Do you mean in the mini giant verse or just in general? Because it’s a hopeful yes to both. And with the reverse because it’s all quite yummy to think about.

I would like some prompts or thoughts in the ol’ askbox if y’all have any ideas. Maybe it’ll knock something loose and I’ll get out a smutty drabble or two. :D

Though I am going to bed right now, but it’ll give me something to think about at work tomorrow. What’s work for but to daydream about gt antics? lol

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Hey! So I don't know if this unusual, but I've seen some other people do it. Do you think you could help me find a g/t SPN fic where one of the brothers is tiny, and gets cocky or something, so he keeps getting bowls or something "accidentally" put on him to make him flat? You don't have to answer, but I've been dying to reread it. Thanks!

I am wracking my brain thinking of it and I’m gonna go through my sources to see if I can find it.

The only one I can kind of remember though is one with Cas? But I’m not a hundred on that so I’m looking for anything like that.

Although if anyone else remembers it and has a better organization method than I do, please chime in!

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Hi! Do you think you'll be writing gt smut again? I've read your old stuff, and it's really good. -- bitty

Goodness I hope so! I do like it and I fondly go back and reread a lot of my stuff.

The bad thing about being aro/ace with a wicked low sex drive is having that sex drive tied to your inspiration.

I still take prompts! I always enjoy other people’s ideas. SPN in general just isn’t currently inspiring me, probably because I stopped watching a while ago so I don’t have canon ideas to pop off of.

I’ve thought about dipping into Marvel? Mainly Steve/Bucky, maybe a side of Tony for shenanigans’ sake as that’s what I’m familiar with. And of course there’s the Witcher right now that I’m still feeling out but I’m actually writing it so I must like it. lol

Oh! And thanks, I’m glad you liked it. ^^