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How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

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House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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💚 again-

fuck yeah danny phantom… that show is the shit. i loved it, i wish we got more because cmon ITS DANNY PHANTOM…. i’m not gonna lie when i saw your user + bio + profile pic i knew i was going to get quality content… surprised there appears to be a lack of real good (aged up obviously…) written dp whump/sickfic out there… anyway sorry for rambling in your inbox i just saw you read/replied to my ask. -💚

I have no idea how long ago you sent this because I went AWOL hard, but thank you so much !! I will take the rambles every day.

This show will always be my fav, and I love finding another fan. There is a lack of dp whump, but I'm happy to make that content lol.

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Whump drabble requests

Wanting to write a bit more, so I'm taking some requests to help get through the brain fog while I work on some longer pieces. They'll probably be very short, honestly, but here are some fandoms/vibes I'm open or not open to.

I'll write for:

Hannibal (fav rn! esp. whumping on Will)

Good Omens

Danny Phantom (as always)

Fullmetal Brotherhood (not as into this atm, but very willing)

Unfort, that's it for now. I've been busy with classes and work. But, I'm taking a gap, so werk or whatever.

I won't do anything NSFW atm, and I prefer illness prompts to most others. But, I'm happy to look at whatever you've got! Responses might be slow-coming, but I'll get them out.

Can't wait :)

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Presented without context for all of your sickfic needs.

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yes "i'm fine" denial is amazing, but where's the love for "I don't know?"

"are you going to faint?" "do you have a fever?" "how long has this been going on?"

idk just try her out, walk around the store and see if she fits :)

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*Kicks down the door* YOU KNOW WHUMPY TROPES I LOVE SO MUCH BUT BARELY EVER SEE?

MAGIC FATIGUE/EXHAUSTION/OVERUSE.

Give me those sweet side effects of overusing magic:

Getting lightheaded and weak, struggling to stand let alone keep fighting

"Are you ok?" "Yeah I'm fine. *immediately faceplants because their legs can't support their weight anymore*"

F a i n t i n g

Physical injuries like burns, broken bones, etc

The risk of permanent damage either physically or mentally

Can I get uuuuhhhhh "loses a sense either temporarily or permanently depending on the severity of the overuse"?

Stopping their heart (cue the team scrambling to drag their dumbass friend back from death)

THERE'S SO MUCH YOU CAN DO AND I SO RARELY SEE IT.

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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

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Welcome to the 3rd annual Whumpcember!

Once again, it is just me running the event, so please be aware of any human error. I am grateful for all the participation with choosing the blog theme as well as picking this year's prompts! I hope everyone has a good Whumpcember, and now, here are the rules:

Prompts should be answered with whump as the main focus

Fanfic! Gif! Text post! Fanart! Fan video! Any piece of media that you can possibly make that has whump counts!

You can use the prompts any time! Don't feel the need to rush

Though, prompts answered during December will most likely be reblogged

Post anywhere! AO3, Wattapad, Tumblr, or even Fanfic.Net! So as long as you make a Tumblr post with a link to the answered prompt it may be reblogged.

When posting onto Tumblr you can either @ the blog or tag with #whumpcember24 and the day's tag, such as #whumpcember24 day1

Don't forget to add any warnings necessary, such as NSFW or sexual content

An AO3 Collection will go out on December 1 and close January 1, it's not mandatory, but if you want your works saved in a collection, make sure you get it in on time!

At the end of the month a masterpost will go out to all participants and a badge you can save stating that you are either a participant or completionist. In order to be on the masterpost though, you will have to fill out a google form at the end of month; don't worry it'll take two minutes!

If you have any more questions, send me an ask, but please read the FAQ first!

Written Prompt list below:

Day 1: Broken Bones

Day 2: "This Is Your Fault"

Day 3: Begging

Day 4: "This Isn't My Blood"

Day 5: Concussion

Day 6: "Please Stop"

Day 7: Kidnapped

Day 8: "No. Not Like This"

Day 9: Shaking

Day 10: "Let Me Help You"

Day 11: Manipulation

Day 12: "I Have Nowhere Else To Go"

Day 13: Trauma

Day 14: "I Never Wanted This"

Day 15: Broken Glass

Day 16: Amnesia

Day 17: Greatest Fear

Day 18: Poisoned

Day 19: Panic Attack

Day 20: "Please Leave"

Day 21: Bruises

Day 22: Hallucinations

Day 23: Overwhelmed

Day 24: Walking On Injuries

Day 25: Healed Wrong

Day 26: Falling

Day 27: Hypothermia

Day 28: Whipped

Day 29: Choked

Day 30: Saying Goodbye

Day 31: Hearing Voices

Alt. 1: Sore Throat

Alt. 2: Memory

Alt. 3: Fire

Alt. 4: Lies

Alt. 5: "You're Allowed To Fall Apart"

Alt. 6: "Could You Stay A Little Longer?"

Alt. 7: Motion Sickness

Alt. 8: Running Away

Alt. 9: Alternative Bandages

Alt. 10: "Tell Me I'm Wrong"

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Bathtime 💖

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reminder to take care of your loser human body

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Ok but hear me out, danny having oil/grease stains on his shirt (...and jeans?) and someone- maybe parents or sister or friends going "why are you covered in stains?" And Danny lying like "uuuuh... I tried to fix my car?" And the other person going "You even got it on your mouth tho? And on your ass??? How did that even happen???" And Danny is there sweating bullets "Guess I'm just clumsy! Ahaha! (° 3°")/"

Fun idea! I messed w it a bit, but fun nonetheless

Transcript cause I know it’s hard to read:

Sam: “What’s on your shirt?”

Danny: “Oh! Probably grease or something”

Danny: “Dash was teaching me how to change my oil”

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i feel like it needs to be known that I saw your blog in that suggestions thing you get when you follow someone else and seeing the danny phantom profile pic i have never hit follow so hard…. fuck yeah dp -💚

Thank you !! I appreciate that so much, and fuck yeah DP !!!!!!

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what happened on the drive home from tadfield...?

Edit: this happens on wednesday after the paintball arena (and the wall slam), not after the nopocalypse! I am well aware they took the bus! ^^

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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

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I'm having a revelation-

Al steps on a thorn but his pain tolerance is high as MF so he doesn't realize he's walking with a sharp object in his hoof (it's not noticeable by those who aren't keen on small details but to those that are, there's a tiny blood patch trailing behind him with each step because the thorn is in deep) but around day 3 he starts feeling a tingling in his leg and it starts to sting when he put pressure on his hoof but he thinks nothing about it is serious but it is serious, the injury is becoming infected-

Soon his walk becomes a limp and everyone notices. He brushes it off and ignores Charlie's fretting bc it's nothing, it's fine, it'll go away stop making a scene out of it, but Charlie is Charlie she's freaking all the way the fuck out and Lucifer gets involved "You're scaring her you ass" and Alastor is having none of it he says bye (he is NOT running because he feels cornered y'know like how a scared animal is when they're injured feeling too much attention on them) and evaporates out of existence

Now I can't get the thought of Lucifer chasing Alastor down but that would only escalate the situation and Charlie quickly intervenes telling her father that the more he hounds Al the stronger the possibility of him 'disappearing' for a week is on the table and that is NOT an option

Honestly, that's all I got rn this is me writing this shit while giddy with the idea of Alastor refusing help bc he doesn't trust anyone out of fear/looking weak, and/or it's his deer instincts surfacing the more the pain escalates into something he can't ignore but he'll damn well try if it means not going to someone lol he can't stand the thought of asking for help it physically hurts him