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Peter Two, emptying the kitchen cabinets: MJ's coming home from her vacation today! I’ve got to get ready fast!

Peter Three: ????

Peter Two: Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just putting dishes in the sink to make it look like I didn’t eat toast on a paper towel for five days.

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I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor guy

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You THROW AWAY One Ring? You throw away One Ring like the trash? oh! oh! Jail for hobbits! Jail for hobbits for one thousand ye—

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Got a Bill Cipher pin and was looking for a place to put it on my corkboard and laughed an evil little gremlin laugh before putting it next to the totally unrelated, unplanned but dramatically ironic axolotl pin I got a few weeks prior. Living my best life

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[Peter One and Peter Two texting back and forth]

Peter Two: Hey Peter One, whatcha up to? Remember your curfew?

Peter One: Lol yes, I’m going to sleep now. You?

Peter Two: In the club standing behind you. 

Peter One: …

Peter Two: Do you remember your curfew now?

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Live Action Spider-Mans and their suits

…I have no reason to make this. I just wanted to show off how awesome Spider-Man looks.

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Ya know that scene where Ned finds out that Peter is Spider-Man? Somebody had to build that Lego death star, just so Ned could go *slip, explode*

Bitch imagine if they had to have multiple takes- "Yeah, no... I need another death star"

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Peter Three: We have fun, don’t we, Peter Two?

Peter Two: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Thinking about what Andrew Garfield said about practicing Tobey Maguire’s lines when he was high XD Thinking about how that would look in-universe with Peter Three getting high and practicing the various positive affirmations Peter Two is always telling him

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I’m

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happy mar10 :)

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He’s trying

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legolas + death

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MJ: I left instructions for everyone to follow while I'm gone.

Peter One: Mine just says “Peter, no.”

Peter Two: Mine too.

Peter Three: Same.

MJ: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.