sidebloginator-3000 - Tumblr blog

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I want to try my hand at polls. Put answers in the tags!

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I want to try my hand at polls. Put answers in the tags!

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absolutely disgusting, the flagrant lack of support for the bug race worm. completely left behind. nobody even talking about it or trying to help them. Aand you all have the gall to ask who would still love YOU if u turned into a worm? SAD.

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"this is the would you love me if i was worm website" "this is the saw a snail today effervescent website" yes exactly. which means now it is time to show some love to the caterpillar. this is the caterpillar won the bug race website.

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polls introduced a new type of sadness: the gut wrenching tragedy of a poll that closed before you even saw it

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tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

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We need to host a bug race yearly now, it would be funny to make it an event like we do with so many other things

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Hanging out on my dead sideblog like ...yes, fall into my traps, pretty ones.

*blocks 10 porn bots at once*

I am doing my part in the war effort.

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lovely story from a friend today.