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I don’t need someone to match my freak… I need someone to match my phreak.

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Some stupid lil NPMD head cannons about music

Richie once told an emo kid he listened to MCR but in reality he only knows the small clips used in Tiktok anime edits.

Max NEVER listens to Taylor swift… except when Spotify “glitches out” and put on folklore. BUT LIKE HE DEFINITELY DOESN’T ENJOY IT ;)

Ruth actually has phenomenal music taste. She once did a cover to a Penelope Scott song and although she never showed anyone… IT SLAPPED.

Ruth once showed Richie Defying Gravity’ and as she was singing along she hit the top belt PERFECTLY. they never spoke of that moment again…

Steph is a Bowling for Soup girlie all the way. She is really open about her music taste even if it doesn’t quite match up with her popular friend’s

Graces first year at camp I don’t wanna bang an older kid still had their phone and they played some Mother Mother which Grace overheard. To this day that guitar riff still lives in her head, but she swears she won’t go looking for it.

Pete’s main playlist is made up of mostly movie themes but on the occasion the faint sound of phoebe Bridgers can be heard from Pete’s room

Let me know if you want more :)

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I think I'm funny

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I feel an obligation to put this on here

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If you guys liked the whole "Stephs flannel matches Peter's suspenders and bow tie" thing then this costuming detail is in tgwdlm gonna fuck you up.

When we get our first scene with Paul and Emma, the two are dressed in their respective main outfits. These are the ones people tend to associate with them.

But throughout the show, as they get closer and bond, their outfits become more and more similar. Pretty soon Emma's lost the apron

Then at the professor's house, Paul loses the jacket

and by the time McNamara is infected, Paul has his sleeves rolled up and Emma's bow tie has come undone.

At this point, the two are at their most aesthetically similar, and also the closest they've been the entire show. This is moments before the helicopter crash and their failed kiss. They remain this way for a good chunk of time...until Paul comes back

It's like some fast-paced foreshadowing. Emma remains in her changed state, the same as her character, but Paul is back to square one. He's wearing the same outfit he was when they met, and they no longer align. She doesn't know who he is anymore.

I don't know if this was intentional (and if it was, no one explained it to Jon) but it plays out so damn well.

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Some random fucker: so what colour are you going to dye your hair next?

Me: yes

That same random fucker: any specific colour?

Me: all of the above

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How did starkid go from Harry Potter dick jokes to a deconstruction of the human fear of inadequacy and not being loved while criticizing our hyper consumer capitalist culture?

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No, because people keep acting like Grace Chastity being consumed with a lust for the power that Lords in Black provided her doesn't count as a world ending Cataclysm - but it very much does. Not only has she shown little to no empathy for others throughout the entire show and only ever felt bad for lying to authority figures and being horny - but the final song of the Musical is essentially a reprise of Max's Murder Song/Manifesto which places her as a parallel to Max. Max sings about how he's going to kill ALL the Nerdy Prudes and not once but twice tells the audience that it doesn't matter if someone is actually a Nerdy Prude because he makes the rules and gets to decide who is or isn't a nerd etc etc. Grace's take is that she is going to kill all the Dirty Dudes but she's literally singing it to a guy who has, throughout the entire musical, done nothing to indicate he's a pervy/dirty dude and only kissed her after she asked him too. Like Max, Grace Chastity doesn't actually care if someone genuinely fits the framework of her stated victimology, because she has the power so she gets to make the rules.

Honestly it's like some people didn't think about the implications.

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She is the biggest girl boss to exist

Grace Chastity is the most character ever.

She is 18 years of age and thinks carrying books is equivalent to sex, she’s got the school bully wrapped around her finger and doesn’t even know it, she announced her desire for anal at the dinner table, she wanted to fuck the quarterback so bad she decided to ruin his social status instead and accidentally murdered him, she can bury a body well, she refuses to swear, she’s held several people at gunpoint, the first time she swore she called god a son of a bitch, her chastity is the most important thing to her, she lost her virginity to a ghost, she doesn’t even drink caffeine and instead has warm water, she consumes the souls of men after making a deal with eldritch horrors.

GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GRACE CHASTITY I GET WHY BILL WANTED ALICE TO DATE SOMEONE LIKE HER

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Just imagine Grace Chasity’s parents trying to explain periods to her when she got it for the first time. (And how to use the products while always wearing the same swimming costume) Like I know her parents aren’t at all like Carrie White’s mother but I bet that was still an extremely uncomfortable conversation.

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This isn’t a fear it’s a need

I wonder if when I die I’ll be known as ‘the girl who liked a fictional Christian family’

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0/10 it made me see all the versions of myself😭😭😭😭

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Ok but the Beanie's scene in NPMD is so fucking funny. Like "If I Loved You" is all good fun, but zoom out into the full context of the scene and it's SO funny. Picture it- You're Emma Perkins, and this dude who comes in basically every day has finally found an excuse to give you his number. It's clunky, but it's cute, and the guy seems nice enough, so you start chatting and then this fucking kid yells at the top of his lungs at you about his hot chocolate. Asshole takes it and nervously thanks you, then he sits down with who you're pretty sure is the mayor's kid? Whatever, none of your business, so you turn back to Paul and try to have a conversation but you can't focus because these fucking teenagers won't shut up this is not a very big shop they know they are very audible right??? Cut back over to the teens in question and they are INSISTING, VERY LOUDLY, that they DO NOT like each other and in fact they're NOT even real friends and the other one should GO AWAY! But also every time they start trying to intimidate or prove a point they immediately have to turn around in the middle of the argument because they're beet fucking red, and the girl is literally fanning herself and the dude is doing a double take at the wall every time they make eye contact But NO!!! THEY DON'T!! THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER EVEN A LITTLE BIT!!!

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FUCK CLIVESDALE

reminder that being mean to clivesdale is always morally right

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"you're the writer, you control how the story goes" no not really. i wrote the first sentence and then my characters said "WE WILL TAKE IT FROM HERE" and promptly swerved into an electrical fence.

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My biggest achievement in life is getting 22 points on the word ‘Whale’ causing me to win. Wow… what a fantastic day that was

i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

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Person: okay, pick a name for yourself for this random thing that someone would make you choose a name for

Me: craphole

Person: W… what? Why?

Me: because I’m 7 and I’m male

Person probably walks away because I sound insane