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what if when your bot overloaded they also released a pent up charge of static.

nothing that would hurt you necessarily, unless you deny them their rightful release for too long, or tease them too much. it would be this fuzzy yet ticklish feeling spreading through your body and mixing with your orgasm. want a stronger kick? edge them. make them work for it. turn it into a game of chase where they are always almost there but never close enough.

you can feel it build up overtime too, as your palms rest on their plating, as you drag your finger along it a thin invisible veil of static grows around their plating like a coat of tangible arousal. feeling like it almost wants to push you away. the longer theyve been holding it in the more noisy, blurry and fuzzy it would feel to the skin.

and you will know when youve been denying them for too long once small specks of electric current start crackling along their frame, dancing like water on the edge of a overflowing glass that is one wrong move away from spilling.

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Cog hole rimjob? 🫢

Dragging the flat of your tongue against the smooth outer rim of their cog hole, your partner anxiously lurching into your mouth. You work your way inwards, slow and thorough, tracing circles into the aching emptiness at the pit of their chest, your nose tickling its edges. Your partner is a mess of warbled moans and trembling legs, instantly unraveled by your warmth and dedication. With a hopeless whimper, they steer you deeper, digits knotting into your hair as if you might disappear otherwise.

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Offering to eat out Megatron if he lets you go.

A tempting offer, but he doesn't believe you have what it takes to make him feel pleasure. So you offer him the trade again, teasing him about being afraid of losing to a human. He knows your game, but decides to humor you.

Of course, it takes a minute or two to map out what gets him going, having to go by feel alone, given his expression shows nothing.

So you work your magic, i.e. go to town without a care in the world, and eventually, you feel it. The subtle still of his body and squeeze of his valve around your fingers. So, you pull them away, ready to get out of there-

“And where do you think you're going?”

“...Back ho-”

His valve is back on your mouth, and the subtle thirst in his optics speaks volumes. “I'm afraid that isn't possible. After all…you haven't held up your end of the deal.”

Oh.

He was playing that game, huh?

Fine then.

You'd show him.

When he falters from the third overload, you use that as your way of escape, sliding away and making it to the Autobots, who groundbridge everyone back to base.

They're glad you're alright, though Arcee questions the shimmer on your lips…

With an easy enough excuse, you're able to dodge a bullet…

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just remembered the 2kword arcee smutfic i had sitting unfinished for months... lesbians this one will be for us lesbians

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Free Use Human

Lost Light Crew x reader, AFAB gender neutral reader, racially ambiguous, cumdump, stuck in a hole

“Brainstorm?” You called into the empty room hoping the scientist would hear you. You placed your palms flat against the wall behind you as you gave a push to try to dislodge yourself. Your legs dangled uselessly on the other side of the wall with your rear propped up right in the air.

You looked down at the floor maybe 6 feet below you where the teleportation device Brainstorm had made for you dropped. You pushed once again this time kicking your legs to get some kind of momentum but to no avail.

“Brainstorm!” You called louder hoping the scientist would rescue you before anyone found you like this.

“Woah!”

You heard a familiar voice behind you.

“Swerve!” You kicked your feet trying to wiggle out of the wall. “Thank God you’re here! Can you find Brainstorm and tell him where I am? Something went wrong with the teleportation device and-“ You yelped feeling a servo run across your rear. “Swerve!”

“You’re really stuck in there, huh?” He sounded way too pleased. “Like you can’t do anything?” You huffed shaking your head before realizing Swerve couldn’t see you on the other side of the wall. “No, I’m stuck. Can you please get-HEY!” You jerked feeling Swerve fondle your clothed ass. Swerve only laughed a little before giving a taut swipe to your rear.

“Oh man, I know who’d love this!” Swerve laughed rubbing his servo down your thigh. You whined wiggling your hips. “Brainstorm would because he’d want to know-OH!” Once again you were cut off when Swerve dragged his thick digit over your clothed folds.

“You look good like this,” Swerve laughed. He continued rubbing your clothed pussy making you whine and clench your thighs. “I just messaged Rodimus over the comlink,” Swerve said now groping your ass with both of his servos. “Think I can bust one out before he gets here?” He sounded so giddy having you defenseless like this. You only perked your rear up and wiggled your hips for him.

Swerve grabbed onto the waistband of your pants pulling the fabric down over your shoes and discarding the fabric to the floor. The wafting cold air of the ship brought goosebumps to your skin. You squeaked feeling Swerve bring another sharp smack to your ass. “You’re already so wet!” Swerve said excitedly. “Here I was gonna try eating you out to get you prepped but maybe-“ “Swerve, please!” You begged spreading your legs wider. Swerve chuckled before kneeling down in front of your glistening folds and shoving his face into your pussy. He devoured your slick cunt like a man starved. His dermas moving around your clit as his glossa dipped between them to slurp up whatever juices you produced.

“Fuck!” You whined clenching your fist against the wall. You squeezed your eyes shut focusing on the feeling of having Swerve’s face plate buried between your thighs. “Fucking delicious,” Swerve mumbled against your folds. The vibrations of his vocalizer going straight to your clit. “Swerve,” you moaned out trying to push your hips back into his face plate. His large servos wrapped around your hips keeping you still while he continued feasting on your sopping heat.

Swerve pulled away but not before giving your clit a loud obnoxious kiss. “Oh man look at your valve,”Swerve said prodding at your hole with one of his digits. “You’re clenching around nothing here!” Swerve jammed his finger into your pulsing hole feeling around the wet cavern of your vagina.

“Swerve, please!” You called your voice muffled by the wall. Swerve added another digit pushing his metal fingers in and out of your hole. “Think you’re ready for me?” Swerve was practically panting in excitement. How long has he been lusting after the ship’s little human and now he finally has a chance to feel their sweet organic valve around his throbbing spike.

You spread your legs in response trying to make as much room for the minibot as you could. You could hear him shuffling to his feet on the other side of the wall before there was a hiss in the air as Swerve released his modesty panel. His spike sprung to life slapping down atop your ass. The hot metal was a welcome change against your cold skin.

“Primus I can’t believe this is real,” Swerve muttered to himself. He held your hips with his servos, their size basically engulfing you, as he tilted his pelvis back to line his spike up with your hole. Swerve muttered praises as he rubbed his dripping spike against your cunt before pushing in.

“Holy shit!” You heard Rodimus’ voice coming down the hallway. “They really are stuck!”

Swerve gave you a sharp thrust before responding to his captain. “Yeah! They’re super tight too,” he panted trying to find a rhythm with his thrusts. “No way!” Your whole body stiffened when you heard Whirl. “Free use human?”

“Are we all getting a turn with them?” Tailgate’s enthusiasm made you clench around Swerve. The minibot groaned as he set a rough pace slapping his hips into your rear. Your moans bounced with your body as the bartender took what he wanted from your cunt. “Overload in them!” You heard Nautica cheer. You whined squeezing your eyes shut at the feeling of being watched in such a vulnerable position. Swerve’s hips stuttered as he released a flood of transfluid deep into your cunt.

“Okay,” you heard Rodimus start. “As the captain I get dibs after Swerve. From there we can form a line.”

You heard Whirl complain a little but was hushed by Cyclonus. “Actually I think I should get next because my device put them in this position!” Brainstorm called out.

“Is their intake up for grabs?” You heard Rewind ask.

“I don’t see why not,” Rodimus answered. “Why? You and Chromedome going to spear them?” Rodimus laughed at his own comment as your whole body heated up at the idea.

You felt Swerve slowly slide his spike out of you. His transfluid leaked down your pussy and onto your thigh. “Look at that,” you heard Drift say marveling at how Swerve’s overload slunk out of your hole.

“Okay my turn now!” You heard Rodimus call coupled with the sounds of him pushing other bots out of the way.

Ultra Magnus rarely walked this way around the ship but he felt the need to check why he had seen so many bots take this corridor. He hoped that his suspicions of something devious being at play was only a hunch. His thundering footsteps came down the hallway turning around a corner until he came to a full and abrupt stop.

Your rear end stood out of the wall with your legs dangling uselessly. both of your holes leaking transfluid with a puddle of the pink glowing substance laid underneath you. He could hardly believe his optics. Not only did this display break multiple public indecency laws but also violated almost every health code Ultra Magnus could recollect.

You moved your leg a little, bending your knee to keep the limb from falling asleep, and the movement caused a thick glob of transfluid to push out of your pussy and drip into the puddle beneath you. Ultra Magnus covered his mouth as his face flushed blue with energon.

“Human?” His deep voice called.

You giggled in return stretching out your legs causing more transfluid to seep from your pussy and ass. “Ultra Magnus!” You called cheerfully from the other side of the wall. You sounded delirious as if you had been fucked stupid. “Did you want a turn?” You spread your legs pressing the tips of your shoes against the wall so Ultra Magnus could see your sloppy holes.

In all honesty, he did want a turn.

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https://www.tumblr.com/tom-foolery-incorporated/784466787659137024/real-nasty-swerve-x-reader-blurb?source=share

I kinda miss lost light various x reader.

Sooooo i can imagine the others found out Swerve Lilley dirty secret, they'll keep quiet in exchange they also ' give ' their own drink for Mc to drink, if ya know what i mean.

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😏😏😉😉

Some quick thoughts before I go catch a ride at sleepy time junction

Rodimus is the first to find out. He walks in on Swerve cranking it over your cup. Swerve screams and falls on his aft spewing transfluid everywhere like a fountain and Rodimus flinches covering his optics trying not to yell at Swerve for jerking off in the backrooms like that.

Then it hits him.

That drink smelt so familiar and looked so much like transfluid to him because it fucking was. Those joking remarks he’d made to Drift about your drink were fucking true!! Now here he had Swerve red handed and in the best position to blackmail him.

“I want in.”

Swerve nearly loses his shit and sparks a flame in his processor at what his captain just said. He expected yelling and grossed out noises from Rodimus but the larger bot just shut the door behind him with a wicked look on his face.

“I won’t give out your dirty secret if i get in on this,” Rodimus said pointing at your cup.

The next time you had your signature drink Rodimus was right there to clink his glass to yours. He watched expectantly as you unknowingly sipped on his transfluid.

“Tastes different,” you mentioned while smacking your lips. “It’s kind of smoky and spicy?”

“Yeah!” Swerve butted in to try to cover up the difference in taste. “I wanted to experiment more with some, uhh, whiskey!”

“It tastes good,” you nodded taking another sip.

Rodimus just about frees his spike then and there. What really got his engines revving was seeing his transfluid make a mustache just above your lips then seeing you lick it off.

Trailbreaker was next since he overheard Rodimus and Swerve bickering about it. Now he wants in on this and soon enough practically the whole ship is jerking their spikes over your cup just to see you taste their transfluid.

“It kind of has a sting to it,” you mentioned. “It’s very strong.”

Megatron always gives you so much that Swerve already has a second cup made once you’re finished with your first. He’s sitting in the back of the bar drinking his own drink trying not to cum behind his modesty plate at the sight.

“Did you put yogurt or something in this one? It’s pretty thick,” you mentioned. You had to hollow out your cheeks suck this mixture through a straw.

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Hello! I hope your doing good :-)

Sorry if this makes you uncomfy because I can’t find the post in which you continued this but— following your “Real Nasty” Swerve story, do you think he would kind of “sabotage” the other drinks (like adding ingredients you don’t like or something like that) so you’d like his drink more? I’m not sure if I explained myself properly lol 😭 but basically making sure you prefer his drink over any of the others’ 😭😭

Once again sorry but i genuinely can’t stop thinking about that 😭 Your writing is amazing and I hope you have a great day!!

Anon you’re genius. Your brain is so thick and juicy and wrinkly for this!!

Swerve definitely starts subtle with Megatron’s. He adds a lot of mint extract to it just to fuck up the flavor. You drink it and it’s like pure mint with a horrible mouth feel (based off a time i put too much mint in a smoothie). He apologizes and makes you a new one with his transfluid instead. Megatron is watching super suspicious of Swerve because what do you mean you don’t like his nut anymore?! Next he puts gravy in Rodimus’. It’s chunky and weird and salty and gross. Rodimus is trying so hard not to breakdown and start sobbing in the middle of the bar when you spit out his transfluid. Swerve is all too happy to make you a new one using his cum.

Swerve does this multiple times until Brainstorm catches onto what’s happening and confronts Swerve in front of you. Brainstorm had been experimenting with his own intake of fuel to figure out what makes his transfluid taste the best to you and when you spit out what should objectively be the best tasting cum drink he immediately puts two and two together. Swerve is horrified that Brainstorm would confront him in front of you revealing the whole ship’s secret. Everyone is staring jaw on the floor and ready to strangle Brainstorm for revealing their secret then Swerve for ruining their drinks for you.

You just look from your cup to the arguing mechs to the rest of the bar when you realize you’ve been drinking their cum for who knows how long.

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Real Nasty Swerve x Reader Blurb

Swerve tricks reader into drinking his transfluid. Mild yandere themes if you squint, gender neutral, racially ambiguous

“I made you a drink!”

“That’s so nice Swerve! I didn’t know you had organic friendly alcohol back there,” you gleamed as Swerve placed your glass in front of you. Of course your cup was just a Cybertronian shot glass which was like a giant Big Gulp to you but you still accepted the drink with grace.

Swerve seemed nervous when he placed the drink in front of you seeming to be worried about your reaction to his first time making a human cocktail.

“I picked some up on our last stop,” Swerve said nervously wiping the bar with a rag. “Thought I’d treat my favorite human to a little somthin’ somethin’.”

“You’re too cute,” you giggled reaching for the cup. Your words sent jolts directly to Swerve’s spark and he couldn’t help but flush blue at your praise. “Oh shush and just drink the damn drink,” he joked waving off your compliment.

The drink was a vibrant pink and thick with a foam at the top. You eyed the liquid curiously as the hesitation rose in your system. Did Swerve know why human can and can’t have? What if he accidentally poisons you? Well, a little sip couldn’t hurt that bad if it’s some sort of mechanical fluid right? Right? Anyway, the drink didn’t smell mechanical and had a sort of strawberry scent to it. So maybe it’ll all be fine.

Pushing away your doubts you chose to trust that Swerve knows that humans can’t eat gasoline or energon and take a sip from the cup. Immediately the taste is synthetic with a sweetness mixed in. It was sort of like if someone took the concept of pink or red candies and made them out of plastic and sugar. The synthetic taste was heavily overshadowed by the stinging sweetness that lured you into taking another swig.

“This is actually pretty good,” you said wiping your mouth with the back of your hand.

“Y-yeah?” Swerve asked excitedly. He was leaning over the bar with both of his hands braced on the table top. His face was thoroughly flushed blue and he seemed to radiate electricity. “Makes you wanna take another drink?”

You laugh but take another sip. “Maybe this will be my go to drink here,” you laughed. Swerve bit his lower derma as his engine revved. You were properly drinking the concoction now as you made small talk with the minibot.

While Swerve tried to remain engaged in the conversation his optics stayed trained on how your cup slowly emptied. The way your tongue poked out from between your lips to lick up the pink fluid had his spike begging to be released and his valve clenching around nothing.

You finished your cup and even went back for the last little drops at the bottom. Your little tongue poked out a couple times to catch the droplets and lick up whatever you missed. It was like a personal erotic show for Swerve as he watched you unknowingly drink up his overload.

You spoke with him as you finished your drink with no idea that he was just rubbing his fat spike over your cup just a moment ago in the backroom of the bar. You sucked down every morsel of your drink without any idea that Swerve fantasized about your mouth worshipping his spike and valve as he filled your cup with his transfluid. Sure he doctored it with a little strawberry syrup he got with you in mind and gave it a nice little foamy top with his frother but you were still enjoying his transfluid in the middle of his bar with no one the wiser. Your body excitedly accepted his fluids like you were built for him. His cute little human so happy to guzzle down his overload.

“Want me to fill your cup?”

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one of my favourite things abt having this blog is learning abt new kinks and terms i didnt even know had a name through your tags

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must be that time of the month cus im suddenly experiencing an extreme magnetism towards sparklings and spikes...

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one of my favourite things abt having this blog is learning abt new kinks and terms i didnt even know had a name through your tags

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pervert idea of the night

somehow reader spills energon on themselves while trying to move the large containers. you were meant to help around the base but clearly the bots might have overestimated your capabilities.

resources are scarce as always and the energon too valuable to go to waste, so now what? with a disappointed shake of their helm, the leader orders the rest to get to cleaning and before you know it you got robots larger than life gathered around you, licking your body clean. the whole crew licking you up and down while a pair of servos holds you still by your arms. one of them is going embarrassingly slow while the other purposely bites you in a playful teasing manner and--oh no! your clothes are soaked too, better take them off.

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POV: you decided to open up that sh0ckw4v3 livestream

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rewatching tfp and i cant help but wonder, would arcees hologram driver sadie lean more towards being her humansona or just some oc?

is sadie more of a 'this is what i imagine myself as if i happened to be a human' where this made up being is directly connected to arcees identity or is it more of 'i just made a puppet for practical reasons only' ? and what if it is an "oc" and its made up of characteristics that arcee likes to see in humans?? this is just a longwinded roundabout way of me questioning whether arcee would be a humanfucker or not and if sadie could somehow be an outlet or indicator for that lmao

third option i see is that she scanned some random bystander to use as her hologram model bcs thats what was the most convenient at the moment. or maybe there was nothing random about it, maybe it used to be somebody she knew. or liked.

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i think cybertronians would find it either super cute, funny or hilarious that humans can get this affected by alcohol. many would simply watch with a smile, thinking to themselves how silly you look right now. fragile little thing, so easily affected.

some would take advantage of this more complaint state, whether it would be only for a dance or something more selfish, something darker. the more cruel ones would even spike your drinks just to spice up the view, entirely for their own entertainment of course. a feeling of superiority washing over them as they watch you stumble about, barely able to keep your eyes open, limbs clearly not following along.

of course they would take advantage of this and use this moment to feel you up, do with you as they please. you cant say no and if anything, you seem to be enjoying this. no harm in something you wont remember right?

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imagine optimus being the type of soon to be father that once he successfully knocks you up he treats you like the thinnest, most delicate little piece of glass. he is extremely gentle and protective over you, obviously, but his worries stretch much further, outside of himself and you.

he would be the type to constantly remind everyone around him and you to either be more quiet or less roudy just so that nothing might accidentally happen to you. to ensure that you are more than comfortable.

everything gets labeled with 'danger'. it bothers everyone extremely bcs op doesnt have a proper feel on whats really dangerous to you or not in your current state. so the smallest things result in a finger wag from him, sometimes even a lecture.

now imagine this going on for nine months... poor autobots will never catch a break.

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those hybrid sparklings you drew gave me some crazy weird alien baby fever and now i wanna see more... can we maybe get a doodle of some elite guard babies? i know i'm not the only one here who's insane for blurr, let's make that speedy boi into a speedy dilf

This comment brought on an intense neuron-activation and I just HAD to draw it (aka the Break the Status Quo series has given me such intense brainrot I just HAD to do this)

Having a sparkling with Blurr is like creating the angriest and loudest little creature. Very vocal about his feelings - and when he gets tired of screeching through his vocalizer, he torments every bot surrounding him through his EM field

I had to add Shockwave's sparkling purely because it would be SOOOO FUNNY if he knocks up a human as Longarm Prime, and out comes this little nugget

Even compared to the other Decepticon hybrids, Shockwave's kiddo is uh... special. Comes out looking far taller than most sparklings, with better motor functions too

He doesn't come out of the womb already able to see - he's actually "blind" until a certain age like all other sparklings. Except his sire's genes make him look exceptionally creepy. His pupil is visible when his optic is online

For now, his lack of sight doesn't stop him from making direct eye contact with people and staring at them like a horror movie child. Pet the baby