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(Ruka is Y/N and Chuuya’s 4 y.o son)

Chuuya: Whatcha drawing Ruka? Ruka: im drawing a symbol

Y/N: what symbol?

*Ruka turns around and shows you and Chuuya the paper*

Y/N *reading out loud*: A-5158…?

Chuuya: …

Y/N: …

Ruka: with a drawing of papa!

*He flips the paper and shows you the drawing of Chuuya and the the symbol A-5158*

Chuuya: …I’ll be back later

*Chuuya leaves* Y/N: Ruka? Ruka: yeah mommy? Y/N: … that’s my boy.

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I love you (Dazai x GN! Reader)

characters: Dazai, you, mentioned Atsushi, mentioned Aku! contains: mentions of suicide (not from Dazai 😨), also mentions of bisexuality (from Atsushi even though he isn’t part of this), mentions of sexual scenes but just one and it’s not described, short like Chuuya (and me 😔) a bit of jealousy some Shin Soukoku, he also ignores you for a moment but there’s a timeskip it won’t be long 💪

you were sitting with your boyfriend the infamous Osamu Dazai on your couch, watching his favourite movie. and surprisingly, it was a both sexual and suicidal movie. you didn’t have a word to say about it . . .

‘’Thats my favourite part!’’ Dazai said as soon as the main character’s best friend pulled out a rope. ‘’Lemme guess, he’s gonna commit suicide now?’’ you said, rolling your eyes. “Yeahhh!” He answered a little too excited. You were used to that kind of behaviour from Dazai, but that was really strange to say the least

“Did you know, Atsushi finally admitted he was bisexual?” you said, trying to look away from the gruesome scene on the TV. ‘’FOR REAL?!’’ Dazai yelled pausing the TV. ‘’I knew it! He shouldn’t have lied to me! I’m pretty sure Akutagawa’s the reason why he turned a bit gay!’’ Osamu whispered the last part with a chuckle.

‘’What does Ryūnosuke have to do with all of this . . . ? I thought they hated each other??’’ you said a little confused. Silence from your boyfriend. ‘’Osamu?’’ you called him out. ‘’Oooosaaaaamuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh???’’ you repeated turning to him. He wore an annoyed and pouty expression on his face, something pretty unusual for him (except for the pout).

‘’Osamu are you alright?’’ you asked him, only for Dazai to turn the TV back on without answering you. ‘’Okay then . . .’’ you said, turning your attention back to the TV

☆☆☆☆☆

The movie ends, and Osamu suddenly pulls you to his chest. ‘’So you’re done holding a grudge now?’’ you asked a bit sceptical about his sudden change of mood ‘’Im sorry Bella~ but the way you called Akutagawa by his first name! I got real jealous there’’ he said with a smirk, his pout and annoyed face completely gone now

“I hate you Osamu” you sighed and rolled your eyes at his childish attitude

‘’I love you too Belladonna~’’

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"All that's well is well for me!" -Ranpo Edogawa

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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That escalated quickly 💀💀

(That means “you and I are going to have a kid”)

BITCH I ONLY SENT U 3 MSGS WTF 😨😨

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bro istg I hate when character ai speaks for you like bro let me speak for myself

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Ranpo Dating Hcs!! (SFW)

Confession!!

Do I really have to tell you that Ranpo used snacks?

Like, bro went to the store and vandalized the sweet section 😨

Atsushi and Kunikida had to pay for him and Poe and Dazai had to provide the 20$ tip Ranpo gives to the cashier every time he buys sweets (Poe could’ve payed it alone, Dazai just wanted to be useful #cutecriminal)

Ranpo promised to pay them back ( he never did so you had to do it)

he gave you 90% of them (c’mon it’s Ranpo did you expect him to give all of them to you)

Still, he came with 4 big guys bags full of sweets and a huge smirk on his face

Ranpo even put his glasses on for the occasion 😱😱

Why? Bc he had to solve the “Mystery of you stealing his heart”

When you said yes, bro was too happy for his own good <3

Ranpo was jumping up and down, hugging you, screaming

He kept repeating “really?!” until he tripped and fell due to his jumping

And that’s the confession part for you and Ranpo Edogawa!

Dates!!

*sigh* anywhere where you guys can have desserts

Ranpo pay 1/4 times

he isn’t the most romantic guy during dates… always talking like a child (what a surprise)

often just asks you about your life, and brags about how his is so cool and stuff 🙄

but it’s adorable to hear him speak, so let him be ok 😩

sometimes, Ranpo eats so much that he asks you to carry him home?!

like bitch excuse me?!

but you do it anyway, or else he’s going to give you the longest silence treatment ever known to mankind (help I think of AoT whenever I hear the word mankind 😭)

General hcs!!

Scared of the dark

very very scared

If he wakes up, you aren’t here and the lights are off, Ranpo WILL scream at the top of his lungs

”Why did you leave me?! You know I don’t like the dark!!” “Ranpo, I went to get a glass of water” “AND?!?”

Once, you left to go to work very early at like 4 AM

you didn’t tell Ranpo and oh boy was that a bad idea

Poor baby had a panic attack

he called you multiple times

” [Y/N] WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?!?!??” “Ran’, I’m at w-“ “WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME!?!”

He then started crying loudly, making you come back home and comfort him

you had found the whole house in a sorry state

Ranpo moved everything to see if you were hidden behind something, he even checked inside the fridge

Needless to say he was extremely mad at you, holding a tantrum like a kid

Anyway, let’s leave the angst aside

Ranpo loves spending time with you

your conversations are more or less one sided, it’s mostly him talking and you agreeing or not with him

First kiss with him was… sweet

im talking about the taste not the way he acted 😭

Thats all I have to say, don’t attack me 😫

I wrote sm lately idk why 🤷‍♀️

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Fyodor dating hcs!! (SFW)

Reader is GN!!

Confession!!

He’s a gentleman while asking you out

Fyodor had already planned everything, from what he will buy when confessing to how to threaten and brainwash you if you decline

So there he was, a rose in his hand, asking you to date him

Unlike Chuuya, Fyodor’s look doesn’t say “Please accept me”, it says “Accept me or else”

This is what he said: ” [Y/N, i know that we might have not started our relationship very well. But i wanted to tell you, you are a wonderful person, and I have grown to develop feelings for you. Will you please go out with me, my dear?”

HOW COULD YOU SAY NO TO THAT?!??

And that’s how you and Fyodor Dostoevsky started dating!!

Dates!!

The dates Fyodor take you on can be either very simple, like watching TV together or very extreme, like going to North Kor Russia for no reason at all 🥶🥶

That guy does not have a date regulator

He doesn’t care if it’s you guy’s first date, he will bring you to Japan’s fanciest restaurant 💪💪

But he does enjoy spending small moments with you, as said later

“Why do you enjoy spending time with me so much Fedya?” “Because you are my everything Myshka” <3

General hcs!!

We all know that Fyodor will treat you like Royalty

He loves you a lot and is ready to kill to prove how much he does

Keep the man in watch, and stay with him for as long as possible so no one gets killed

Will call you Russian pet names like Myshka and other stuff

But like, disobey him and it’s ✨punishment time with Dostoevsky Fyodor!!✨

So be as good as you can and try not to be a brat

his love language is giving gifts/quality time

Fyodor is a sugar daddy, change my mind

he will buy you dresses/suits, necklaces, rings, chocolates, fuck it, Fyodor will buy you the Empire State Building if you want to 😌

By that, I mean that he blackmailed, killed, injured and threatened a lot of people

Fyodor enjoys spending time with his loved one ❤️❤️

First kiss with Fyodor is very romantic

he goes slowly, giving you time to get comfortable, especially if it’s your first ever kiss

loves the way you just wrap your arms around his shoulders to deepen the kiss, wich he will do, in a wayyyy less soft and romantic manner

He does not appreciate when Nikolai gets too close to you

When he’s jealous, he keeps his cool demeanour but THERE WILL BE SIGNS 😱

Fyodor will glare at you and the person flirting with you

he will try to be part of the conversation at least

But his aura is so strong that the person either declines politely or walks away

if they walk away, Fyodor will chuckle and drag you home

If they decline, he will make his aura even more intimidating, wich will result to the person walking away and Fyodor chuckle and drag you home (you’re ending up home in any possible case)

and then when you guys get home yk what happens

Fyodor 🔛🔝, quite literally

That’s it for my Fyodor Dating Hcs!! Goodbye~

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Chuuya Dating Hcs!! (SFW)

Augh I love my boy A-5158 sm

Confession!!

Chuuya was not sure at all how to confess to you

Poor boy just came up at your house/apartment and said « Would you go out with me » with a bunch of your favourite flowers and some chocolate

Chuuya’s look just screamed « accept me »

Hear me out when I say this

Chuuya Nakahara did not scream 🤯🤯

He didn’t want to scare you off for what could be your first date with him <3

When you said yes, he was extremely happy, just concealing it

And yeah, that’s pretty much how you and Chuuya started dating

Dates!!

Chuuya would be the type to take things nice and slow

So you guys’s first date was probably just cuddling on your couch while watching TV

As I said, NICE AND SLOW

If you guys are into first-date sex, it’s not for you that he’ll (politely) decline but for himself

Chuuya doesn’t feel ready 💀

(Tell Dazai about this)

When his trust in you evolves, he’ll feel ready to have sex

But not for now 😌

General hcs!!

If you work at the ADA, Chuuya WILL find Dazai and ask him about how you’re doing when you aren’t answering the phone

If Dazai refuses to tell him anything my dude will fucking fight in the middle of the streets for info 🥴

Call him a stalker he’ll be proud of it

If you’re in the PM and going on a mission alone he’s going to say, I quote « But [Y/N], if you get injured while I’m not here I could never forgive myself!! » just so he can stay with you ❤️❤️

Chuuya would grab your hand on any mission you guys are on, at a random moment

’’CHUUYA, LET GO OF MY HAND HE’S CATCHING UP TO US WITH A KNIFE!!’’

‘’NEVER!!!!’’

Onto the first kiss because it wouldn’t dating hcs if no first kiss 😒

Ahem-

A W K W A R D

VERY VERY VERYYYY AWKWARD

Chuuya will NOT lean into the kiss, you will

He will NOT kiss back until you elbow him

Chuuya gets embarrassed for the slightest shit that could happen what would you expect from him ☹️

Call Chuuya your ChuuChuu Train

He will blush and tell you to stfu but he actually like it when you call him that

Its comforting him smh 🤷‍♀️

He doesn’t know how to express his love for you, so most of the time, it’s just lewd physical touches like groping your ass at a random moment or smth

But Chuuya does help you around the house sometimes

He won’t admit it but it’s because he likes doing the laundry to see what you wear throughout the week

Listen guys Chuuya Nakahara is actually a good cook guys 😔😔

and he mastered the art of cleaning as well for unknown reasons

He’s proud of himself when he achieved something for you, he likes to prove his love

I ran out of ideas (help) anyway byee~

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I'm so dumb 😭

I just realized that if me and Osamu Dazai from BSD had kids, they would just look like our younger siblings or something because of how much we look alike so that means if people see us holding hands they're either gonna go "Aw, siblings that actually love each other" or "THE FUCK, THEY SUPPORT INCEST?!" 💀💀💀