#weird crap

[simp4bsdcharacters]

I'm so dumb 😭

I just realized that if me and Osamu Dazai from BSD had kids, they would just look like our younger siblings or something because of how much we look alike so that means if people see us holding hands they're either gonna go "Aw, siblings that actually love each other" or "THE FUCK, THEY SUPPORT INCEST?!" 💀💀💀

[not-poignant]

*quietly pours one out for the handful of anons I've blocked on Tumblr over the years who have no idea I've blocked them because when you block by IP instead of username, they can still see your page and still send you anons, I'll just never see them again*

[tenmillionthfirefly]

WHAT is Mommy Pig holding here

[iwasmadetobeasoldier]

I wanna start a company but I make tp. The name of mine business shall be Butt Napkins.

[flowerbloom-arts]

That one ending where the Stranger was your first Princess.

[smallbrooke1998]

My Carrd

Hey everyone, I now got a Carrd for all my socials, feel free to follow me there, but if you don't like "kinks" or weird crap don't click on the Furraffinity, Inkbunny, or my 18+ Twitter.

Here is my Carrd:

[weedle-testaburger]

tumblr atm:

[frosted-plasma]

This is an old drawing but I got rid of some old HCs on it so it looked more canon!! I love how it turned out

[meowmeowmage]

Mage robes would get heavy when wet, and definitely would tangle around the body wearing them, so it's not only imo impossible to swim any decent distance with them, but also there's a high chance of drowning, especially in cold waters. THEREFORE Anders swam across lake Celenhad in his small clothes.

[medicalunprofessional]

play dentist

[habken]

If you dont know already, tumblr is planning a cooperation with Midjourney. Nightshade and glaze your illustrations, if you didn`t already !!

I’m so tired man

[dyslexic-mess]

Tiniest DCXDP au nibblet before I go to bed:

The bat boys speak several languages. Which they fly into on a regular basis. Dick will go off into Romanian when he's being effectinate, Tim is angry in French, Jason rambles in Spanish and Damien mutters in latin.

(Cass also slips in and out of sign regularly and steph knows German but mostly just the swear words)

It happens enough there not phased by eachother doing it and are used to getting the general jist or rasing an eyebrow when whoever speaking is done and adding. "Okay. Now in English, please?"

Enter Danny who, since his death, has this bad habit of slipping into ghost speak when he's not concentrating for some resosen. Zoned out, angry, disinterested, excited, it's like when he died his first language became ghost speak and sometimes he forgets to translate before he talks.

After your usual 'getting adopted into the batfamily' hyjinx, Danny accidentally slips up in a passionate ramble about a picture NASA released or something. He catches himself and panics, only for whichever sibling he was talking at to roll there eyes and smile.

"English, Danny?"

He decides to do as they did and gloss over it but this is pre phantom reveal so he panics internally. Thing is, everyone else dose it to. Even Bruce. To the point that he stops thinking about it to.

It dosn't come up till Duke comes from a visit, Danny gose on an impassioned rant about the anti ecto laws in ghost speak and Duke turns 'round and asks what language he's actually speaking?? Because it dosnt sound like any languages he's heard????

Everyone turns because, hold on. That's a valid point! What language dose danny keep slipping in and out of??

This is a catalyst towards the reveal.

Also! Before that, everyone thought Danny was an impressive level of bilingual. He always seemed to know what everyone was saying, even when they weren't speaking English.

He isn't bilingual really, its more of a cheat code. It turns out getting crowned ghost king also grants you some kind of internal universal translator because Danny, simmilerly, didn't actually notice his new siblings spoke any other languages before Tim got annoyed and started ranting in French about how unreasonable Bruce was and how jason was trying his best and Danny was following his point completly before he looked over and saw Jason watching with just. A confused. Blank stare.

And then he shrugged to Danny and said "I'm sure whatever he's saying is a good point and I'd back him up, if he's say it in English, PLEASE-"

Which solidly clued Danny into the fact that Tim had, infact, not been speaking English

[shiftythrifting]

strange finds of the day- baseball shoes, a cosplay jacket of an unknown character, and a very confusing pharmaceutical shirt.

hilton head, south carolina

[griancraft]

I wish more people were normal about POC, and specifically black, characters in the MCYT fandom. I mean, for obvious reasons related to CCs and all that, but also bc I often feel like I’m doing something wrong because sometimes I’m one of the only people I know how is getting like? Stimming flappy arms excited about my favourite black characters? It’s not like I’m singling them out either I get the exact same way about my favourite non black characters?

It’s jarring to get into skyjacks and see almost equal amounts of art of Jonnit as everyone else because I’ve been in this weirdly passively racist fandom for so long. People are so weird about like CANON (silly canon but) biggri and they make them weirdly toxic when they were so sweet. If it was Scar and Grian you people would be all over it. And dude fucking whatever happened to the way people drew Ponk. And, it’s not even just black ccs and characters. Don’t get me started on the way a lot of Dteam fans back in the day (and still some qsmp fans) talk about Asian women like Tina.

[castielsprostate]

there should've been a cruise episode where they just re-enacted suite life on deck and they have to solve some mermaid/kelpie/maybe kraken case and everyone comes along. i'm talking crowley in an hawaiian shirt, rowena on the deck, charlie and claire having fun, castiel sipping on random cocktails he keeps finding, dean treating it as a vacation and going ham in the lounge, garth and bobby are along as "crew", and sam being the only one actually trying to solve the case. and at the 1:30h mark sam goes "well, maybe it's not a case after all" 1 minute later the boat gets fucking. torn in half. it's the kraken. next episode they pretend like nothing ever happened

[magpod-confessions]

Its crazy how everyone always tryna draw /stylish/ versions of the characters (according to fandom people which makes it. Questionable in actual style) but always sleep on the one character that is described as being stylish and havin cool hair bc shes black and a woman. How come we got the same or more fanarts of Mike Crew when he like shows up in one episode and then gets immediately knocked dead than Anabelle who appears multiple times is a mysterious presence loomin over the story and plays a huge role on like. The whole closure of the entire podcast. Like im sure everyone hates to hear it and im callin myself out w this too cuz i havent done much fanart of her (to be fair i havent done enough fanart in general bc of chronic artblock) but im calling racism, mysoginy and mysoginoir too bc everyone either ignores her or writtes her as a dominant agressive presence to antagonize in their jmart fics

Anon you are actually so so right holy crap