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I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

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In case u didn’t see these gems on buzzfeed

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Took me 2 hours - and countless failed attempts - but I finally managed to weave my first ketupat without my dad needing to fix anything in between. I guess even something this seemingly insignificant could really teach you a lot about patience and not giving up - you gotta weave your way through the obstacles. (Okay, I'll admit that was a bit cheesy 😅) #selamathariraya #eidmubarak #ketupat #happyfathersday (thanks dad for teaching and being patient😊)

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I now know what it really says on shampoo bottles

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key to your <3

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I closed tumblr for a solid 5 minutes to bleach my eyes 🙃

Who dafuq… 😂😂😂😂

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Pregnant centaur

If a centaur gets pregnant, which part gets pregnant: human or horse?

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Brb dying

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https://youtu.be/PsIeHDrK-lw (not mine)

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It was nighttime and my older bro was wearing shades coming from his room and I was confused so the conversation was like Me: “why are you wearing shades???” Him: “I’m warding off the sun!!” Me: “what sun??” Him: “exactly!” And I stood there just .

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let's <3 tonight

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Hand ankle

So I got a new long sleeve shirt and my older bro was explaining to his girlfriend how the sleeve was supposed to go all the way to the “hand ankle”. And everyone just looked at him and was like “???? You mean wrist?”

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for you (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpliWP6Dh_g)