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TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

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Lab mishaps with heartshackle trio

[Read R -> L]

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One anime that could have a fanfic and not take ages to catch up on is Dandadan, it literally just started.

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I have like one ask in my inbox and I'm saving it for a rainy week, I may not be raining but it's surely been more than a week.

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Yay I'm productive :)

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THE WOODS 2

Part 1

Masters list

Sorry this was so late shit hit the fan for a few days.(not trying to sound like those wattpad users who basically died for half a year)

This isn't proofread so of its bad blame grammarly bc it's my editor.

Warnings: Don't mind my sleep deprived mind trying not to write two paragraphs of mussel man boobs.

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The walk was peaceful, the sun was still shining even though it was lowered behind the dense trees, M/N stepped over large roots that seemed to cover the ground in a thick layer. As he went he collected leaves, sticks, and rocks, all to prove that he walked through the forest that was most dangerous to the town he resided in.

As he brushed aside a few vines, making sure to tear a piece of it off for evidence, M/N came across a tree, that was surrounded by a lake. The orange glow from the sun and the leaves falling into cages in the area made it look almost magical. The distant sound of forest critters brought a calm ambiance to the area as he hopped from root to rock just to make it to the base of the large tree.

“I need to take a pic of this, it's so cool!” M/N mutters to himself as he stands close enough to the tree yet far enough to get a good viewpoint as he takes out his phone he crouches on one of the slightly wobbly roots that lead to the tree and holds his phone up to his face.

Lining up the phone perfectly to get the picture, M/N was just about to snap the picture when he noticed something peeking up from behind the thick trunk of the tree. It was what looked to be a horse, and then the thought crossed his mind, ‘Wouldn't it be great to get a wild living animal in the picture as proof to my friends? Hell yeah!’ and with a new mission in mind, he slowly stalked around the roots trying to stay as silent as possible. “CRACK”, never mind he stepped on a stick.

The sudden noise caused the house to bristle a bit as it disappeared behind the tree. M/N sighed in disappointment and was about to put his phone away when he noticed movement emerging from behind the trunk again. Looking up to see a tall man ways away, his lower half hidden behind the tree as he peers curiously at M/N.

The man was very muscular with long hair that looked a little bit like sea grass, from the distance M/N could see he had green eyes that looked almost like they were glowing in the shadows, but he chalked that up to the sunset lighting. Another thing that he noticed was that the tan-skinned male had no shirt on, and took it upon himself to secret peek at his muscular figure.

M/N put his phone down a bit and waved at the man in a friendly manner, ‘Better to be friend than foe, he looks like he could bench press me…’ he thought to himself.

The man, in return, stepped out from behind the tree more at the friendly gesture, and that's when he saw it.

The man had the lower half of a horse, a strangely green-tinted, slimy-looking horse. This revelation caused M/N to slip on a mossy rock while trying to slowly back away a d he fell through the roots and into the water of the pond surrounding the tree.

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Oxylius: Happy hall of beans has an innocent smile on his face

Farmer!M/N: If I go into my house and there are beans everywhere, you're going to be my new decoration for this holiday.

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THE WOODS

The sounds of gunshots could be heard as the game progressed, a simple game of hot zone. A smile spread across M/N's lips as the timer went down and once it hit zero the golden words, ‘VICTORY’ splayed across the screen.

“GG, That was easy.” One of his friends spoke, as the MVP of the group was displayed to be M/N himself, “Man, how did you get the MVP!? You only have one more kill than me.” He complained into M/N's headphones as he laughed since this was the third time in a row he gained MVP of the matches they played.

“I'm just good like that, plus I know how to kill those annoying sliders.” M/N bragged as he set his controller down and picked up his phone which had his friends from the map in a group call.

“The only reason you got so many kills was because most of them were because the enemy was focused on killing one of us. You only cleared out a group by yourself like twice.” Your other friend spoke as she left the game as well.

“Yeah, you were too scared to even be first up, when we played the first round.” Another voice chimed in with a cackle. A few voices agreed with his statement.

“Well, that's because I started later than all of you, plus I didn't know the map that well. But I got used to it.” M/N speaks in a ‘matter-of-fact’ tone as he powers off his television and puts his controller away. Moving to his bed with his phone in hand to continue chatting with his friends.

“Excuses, excuses, man you were scared as hell just admit it.” Sounded the female friend once again as she yawned.

“I was not scared!” M/N spoke defensively.

“How about this,” his friend spoke up as he took a bite out of something on his end, “Go into the woods, and pick up four different things from both the wooded part and that water then come and show us tomorrow.”

This made M/N freeze, people were forbidden from going into the woods unless they had a license, or a big sixteen-wheeler carrying goods to and from the town. But it was a gab at his pride and he knew they wouldn't let it go if he denied it.

“When do you want me to go?” M/N asked as he sat up from his lying position on the bed.

“Right now.” The voice chimed in again, M/N could hear the smirk on his face as he spoke.

They all knew that it was dangerous to leave when it was so close to the night. There were multiple missing person alerts anytime someone was out alone when the sunset. But again, this was a jab at his pride so, he stood up from his bed, and moved to put some shoes on and a jacket.

“Bet.” And that was all he said in reply before hanging up the call.

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Next up: M/N finds himself standing in front of the looming trees as he takes a deep breath to calm himself. He even thought about just picking up a few rocks, leaves, and sticks from the lark and just calling it a day, but he knew that wouldn't work.

Click the next up.

So once again he breathes deep, feeling the cool fall air swim through his lungs and back out again, as he takes the first step into the woods.

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Hook (not the title)

Request:

monster x mreader

Where reader slowly befriends the monster and realizes all the rumors about them are false. Maybe they find reader with a broken ankle in the middle of the forest. They take them home to mend them but reader thinks they will kill them. Slow burn to draw out multiple parts.

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The sun was setting and the evening bugs were starting to sing. Families were coming home from work or school, and M/N? Sweet sweet M/N was disobeying his curfew and exploring in the swampy woods on the edge of town. The curfew set by the mayor or the town was there for a reason, because once the beautiful sun set, anyone left outside the town, or even outside their home, was swept up mysteriously. So why was M/N outside of the town border and running through the muddy, murky, wet woods? A dare. He was dared to adventure out there to prove that he was brave enough. As brave as he may be, he definitely wasn't that smart.

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I like ur face

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Thinking abt starting one piece over again to make a step by step mreader fan fiction.

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Hello! Would be fun if u write sumth like, maybe male reader is sick, fever and its gotten so bad where he just lays in bed all day and character just tries his bad to comfort the reader? Can be any character u think is most canon to do this haha

I had to restart all of this because I had to reply to someone's comment... I was a good bit in...

I will try my hardest to be up to your expectations, I also made a character instead since I can't think of anyone off the top of my head.

I'm trying to go for Golden retriever vibes but I'm not good at tropes...

I got the picture from an ai. (I have art block...)

I made the first words he speaks in his color so you know who's talking.

Reblogs are welcome

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Sick Day

Warnings: none, fluff, sick reader, my autocorrect.

Waking up to the feeling of exhaustion was not something new to you, but the heat that coursed through your body was. You had to call in sick as not to spread whatever you came down with. Once you exited your room you were met with the sweet aroma of breakfast.

A figure stood in the kitchen his tall figure topped with a fluffy head of blonde and a tattoo starting at the base of his neck and tucking under his black shirt. The figure turned around to reveal the handsome face of your roommate, Calam, he smiled at you, "morning man, how'd you sleep?". When he got a grunt of an okay his smile dropped ever so slightly. "Are you feeling alright?" Stepping away from the stove and went over to you with a look if worry, as he stood in front of you, placing his palm onto your forehead. "You're burning up!" He spoke in shock at the the feeling of the heat that your body was radiating.

You moved his hand away, "I know, it's not that bad, I just need to get some medicine and sleep." You state as you walk past the kitchen to the shared bathroom, opening the mirror above the sink and gabbing some flu medication, you head back to the kitchen and get a glass of water to take the medicine.

A plate of food was shoved into your face, and it smelled and looked devine. "Eat something first." Calam said as he placed the plate onto the table that was set and arranged for the two of you. You were about to deny but the sound of your stomach stopped you, you were hungry. You sat down at the table with him. The pill bottle sat next to the cup of water on the counter as you ate.

"How does it taste?" Calam asked after a moment of silence between you two. You give a nod as response, not feeling up to talk. Calam sensed your desire to stay silent with understanding. As you both finished your meals Calam stood and collected the empty dishes to clean them and you went to take the medicine that was calling your name to soothe the sore throat and stuffy nose you're currently dealing with.

You return to your room to get more rest, and since you took the medicine and inhaled a cough drop you fell asleep pretty quickly.

When you woke up, you noticed that the sun was starting to lower. You try to sit up only to notice the arm holding you down. Looking down you see Calam sleeping soundly, lightly nudging him to wake him up he groaned in response and hid his face between your sude and the mattress. "Why are you in my bed?" You ask as you lay back down.

"I missed you." Came the muffled voice of Calam.

"If you get sick don't blame me." You respond with a smile as you just lay there enjoying the comforting hold.

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POV: You're reading male reader when suddenly "pussy" "bbg"

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This is my first smut (I made it smaller for the people in public) I am not the best at writing and this isn't all that edited so there may be mistakes.

The name was just off the top of my head.

I tried not to rush it too much but I also wanted to make it short to not add too much expectation on me for the next writing.

Requests are open!

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NOTICE: Fem/minors DNI

TW: Bondage / spanking / my autocorrect / Reader gets called a thief

Alarms blare. The red lights flash in all directions as you run through the corridors. This mission felt bad from the start, and yet you still insisted on doing it, you felt so stupid for taking a more difficult job. The sounds of steel-soled boots stomping after you could be heard echoing against the walls. The distant shouts of: ‘Catch that thief’ and ’After him’, could be heard under the noise.

You need to look for a place to hide while the people who are chasing you are still too far away to see you. With that thought in mind, you turned the nearest corner and headed into the first door you had spotted.

As you walked further in side you noticed the room was pretty large, there were crates lining the walls, and screens that depicted the amount of storage they had.

“Huh, a storage unit! Good I could get-”

“Get what exactly?” A voice interrupted you, turning around to look at the other person in the room. From behind a few large crates was the captain of the ship, Xena. He sighed, “Did you have to invade my ship while I was busy with monitoring inventory?” He asked as if it was a common thing for people to do. “You're very lucky I met my quota on the amount of bodies I've slaughtered…”

The captain, a large lilac-skinned alien, stood at 6'11 with a sly, sharp-toothed grin plastered on his face as he stalked his way over to where you stood. His movement was slow as if he was purposefully letting your fear simmer and grow. You seemed to be so distracted that you didn't realize that he had stalked his way to the door, barricading you into the room with him. He made his way closer to you. You can sense the air around him holding something dangerous, so you start to back away until you are being cradled by a wall of boxes.

“What do you want from me…?”, you ask as far starts to make itself known in your form, shaking with wide eyes as his form towered over you the more you tried to make yourself smaller.

“You.”, He replied, looking similar to a predator about to pounce on their unsuspecting prey.

Moans could be heard from the storage docks, the sound of skin slapping against skin as Xena gripped your hips with a bruising grip as he piston into you. “Sl- Agh! Slower… ngh! Please!”, You beg as you are bent over a crate your hands being tied together with a gadget of solid light usually used to keep folded boxes in a bundle. It felt uncomfortable but Xena didn't care about the thief underneath him or how uncomfortable they may be, he just looked for his release and the tightly clenched hole around his thick cock is the only way he would like to reach it.

He harshly slapped your ass making you erupt in a moan of pain and pleasure, “You sneak onto my ship, steal my goods, and now you expect mercy from me, I can't tell if you are brave or just a stupid brat”, as he ways this he slams his hips against you, as he groans at the feeling of his balls smacking against your ass. “If I knew all you thieves felt like this I would have stowed a few of you away year ago.” His rough palm meets your ass again, the sensations causing you to cum, you had lost track of how many times you had finished already while Xena hasn't even came once. All you know is that you would be here for a while.

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Read what you will

Commission:

Requested:

Appreciation (Harpy male x farmer reader

Dragon hybrid x male reader

Monster lover's guide:

Pet taming

Time out

Free written:

Water Flow (Gender neutral)

Cocoa and Cuddles (Gender neutral)

Big n' Dumb (Gender neutral)

18+ SMUT

STARSTRUCK: Alien General x male reader

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Alright fine I'll stay up tonight making yall somethin.