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Posted on Franklin Ave, Los Angeles CA.

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the two moods

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Animal jam is apparently a lot cooler now then it was when I was 7.

So I got this kids game

You play as little animals and outrun obstacles. Sounds pretty normal. But then I guess the staff was unsupervised, because they wrote some weird animal descriptions.

Exhibit A:

What have you seen, Spot? What have you seen?

Ayy same. Rose is me if I were cooler

Aww. This is for all the edgelords out there.

I wish other people who romanticized the past were like this

You uh, got something you want to talk about?

That’s nice Benny.

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Play wild kids,,,,,

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https://www.gofundme.com/greece-wildfire-relief 

Direct link to fundraiser, if you cant donate help in other ways such as spreading awareness in your local community so other can donate. 

This fucking site: hey net neutrality is about to die :((( please help us :(((( boost and rb everything you see even if you’re not American :((((((((( we’ll have no wifi :(((((( we need you!!!! :((((

Non-Americans: okay

Non-Americans: hey greece is basically on fire, 150 people are wounded, 53 are killed and our nature is being destroyed. we’re suspecting arson. can you please reblog some posts and help spread awareness?

This fucking site:

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I know a lot of you guys don’t want to reblog those posts about the wildfires in Greece because they’re too long, so I figured I would make a shorter post for y’all. 

Here is a link on how to help and what the current situations are, and here is a direct link to the fundraiser.

As someone who has personally been affected by fire, I would really appreciate if y’all could sb this??

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Hi, here’s a picture I took and am now posting bc why not ;)

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Oof

You guys should go follow my friend;

@smithsonian-offical

So she’ll forgive me for the time cucumber shot out of my nose in seventh grade and landed on her pants :,)

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Oops

Me; Dosent post for 3 months

Also me; Makes up for it by posting 3 months worth of posts in a day

Im sorry to my followers lmfao

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Dear Tumblr,

I am the human embodiment of Tanacon.

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Well, looks like the gang is back at yet another desolate eatery.

The background art is super detailed, though… and I quite like the sign’s excitement about fried clams.

The camera zooms in, and… wait, what’s the sign on the left say?

Hold on, lemme zoom in.

…”pastafazul?” Wait, is that a thing, or did the artists just get a little extra creative?

*7 seconds later*

…well, I’ll be darned! Looks like it’s not usually all one word, but it’s a real dish.

That’s so cool. I almost love it as much as our good friend the “FRIED CLAMS!” sign, it’s–…

…

…wait.

…

…

…sweet mercy save us

it was a trap all along

this is what the pastafazul does to you

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Hi just a heads-up if you repost any of my posts with inappropriate, or non- family friendly captions or message me gross things you have a 100% of getting your dirt worm ass blocked or ignored ;)

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Dear Tumblr,

Why does Billie Eilish always look like shes about to sneeze? 

We still love her though 💗