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also ham

Dungeon Meshi - Chimera

According to the Adventurer's Bible Faligon is 11m from head to tail while red dragons are between 19-25m from nose to tail, in imperial that would be Faligon 36ft and Red Dragon 62-82ft

The height chart shows the red dragon standing besides a scale around 39ft and Faligon standing around 19ft.

Tried to match the scales.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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A collection of Greek gold and silver coins, including 11 gold staters bearing the portrait of Alexander the Great, uncovered in Crete in 2024. Dated to the 4th-3rd century BC

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Some screenshots from the new They Speak: Zenith demo update that will be releasing on Itch

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when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there

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try ancient roman food

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Weirdos who get extremely puritan over any amount of sexualization of female characters: "Laios and Senshi are protecting Marcille and Falin the evil horniness of the Internet!"

Ryoko Kui after drawing Chimera Falin covered in blood and multiple stab wounds ripping her shirt off to reveal her chicken breasts that have bountiful underboob: "Girls hot."

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what if thistle had confronted senshi before the story started?

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modern au with these two 🐱🍙

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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate

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she had myopia, open or close she wouldn't see shit

tho either way she could crash your skull with her club-staff

shes captivating in a strange way. idk anything abther except she dies and lives again.

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Despite everything, it’s still you

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playing minish cap and I had a vision

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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I love that one of the easier high point photos for "Bulbasaur" ...is a photo of Dittos :x

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