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me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead

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trigger warning my fic as "period-typical transphobia" and then later mentioning that it takes place in current day, 2025

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Present day. Present time.

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a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness

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"oh you have an allergy? sorry I harassed you for being a picky eater, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a picky eater, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you have chronic pain? sorry I harassed you for being lazy, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a lazy person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're autistic? sorry I harassed you for being weird, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a weird person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're deaf? sorry I harassed you for ignoring me, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. you're just not actually a rude person, I still get to harass those people"

"man why does everything have to be a disorder now? I miss the old days when people would TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for being failures and it was socially exceptable for me to harass them, now I look like a jerk when I bully people for annoying me."

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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

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If self abuse ever did any good you would have flourished many moons ago.

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welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

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Today, Mario is going to go to your house!

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art by @niochemblyat

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Okay but seriously… China gagged the whole world with this everybody else just pack it up it’s over

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

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[ Artfight 2025 ] [1]

Love ❥ Shot !!

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for @\teamiibo

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