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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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Poorly drawn Wingull line

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Poorly drawn Taillow line

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can't believe I nearly forgot to share this

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after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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the 🙃 emoji did so much for girls who are currently in the process of snapping

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lamprey mermaid

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Why don't more non-binary people dress like the person from the bathroom sign

You can't tell me one pant leg and half a dress wouldn't slay

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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posting the spotted hyena vision diagram again

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actually, i guess nows as good a time as any. heres all my pokemon warmups from the past 9 days! i wonder how long i can keep going

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my toxic trait is i expect people to have common sense and i get mad when they don’t.

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*Ex: No more guesswork when cooking/baking when it comes to timing, know exactly when unscheduled things happen, good for if you wait for things like a dog and can't do anything until the thing is done.

**Also includes poisons and non-food items. As long as it can be scooped by a spoon or stabbed by a fork, you can eat it. Try Lava idk. The cutlery set includes a reusable straw for (but not limited to) the lactose-intolerant girlies

***probably won't electrocute you

****if you don't want people to talk to you, they won't bc they feel the vibes. general control of some feelings of the people in the vicinity, calm people down, make people excited, (horny?), nothing crazy you can't control their choices or anything.

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whenever a liberal blames disney homophobia on china I blow up another AO3 datacentre