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Red Hood in Position

Based on this post

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Everytime my sister and I went to grandma's house

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

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Hangin’ around

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mfw i come back from the dead and end up with 1 million new brothers that can bully me

(tiktok with the original audio)

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I think a lot of acotar discourse could be solved by collectively understanding that sjm is a terrible writer who cannot use storytelling tools successfully tbh. like the correct answer to "why did rhysand put feyre in skimpy dresses and make her dance while drugged under the mountain" isn't "because he's a sexual predator" (although that's a valid interpretation) but rather "because sjm thought it was hot and didn’t think through the implications". the same thing goes for a lot of discourse sticking points. the whole bizarre no c-sections allowed pregnancy subplot happened because sjm wanted pregnancy drama and didn't care enough to come up with something better. cassian took nesta on a miserable hike to punish her because sjm thinks keeping someone happy takes priority over telling them lifesaving medical information. and on and on. unfortunately being in this fandom is a deeply frustrating experience because the source material fucking sucks, and most of the good stuff in the fandom comes from people's reimaginings of canon, not because the books are good. personally I cope with this by making shit up in my head that I like better and I highly recommend doing that

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Chaol "thinks about his best friend while watching people dance and enjoy life intimately" Westfall

Chaol "think about his best friend and the intimate things that happen in his bedroom" Westfall

You can not convince me that Chaol and Dorian haven't explored each other at least once

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Bucky Barnes and handguns = Azriel and Truth Teller

Bucky Barnes and big guns = Azriel and swords

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this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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The White Wolf - (2024)

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Evacuation

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Old habits die hard

Hey there mr. congressman barnes, do you need a writer or anything on staff? Maybe to help with speeches or anything?

they stink that bad, huh?

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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📸 dont mind me boys

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RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)