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If I could draw...
I would draw Susie from Deltarune but give her the face of Beavis from Beavis and Butthead
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Being a druid in the 21st century must suck BALLS bro
Imagine waking up at 6AM to 5 roosters outside your bedroom window, brushing off 15 chipmunks from your bed AND having to go to a 9-5 as a veterinarian. Druids should get tax cuts imo
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I haven't started on my special interest yet so I clearly don't have autism (sadly)
Aw man if I get drafted I dont know if "being colorblind" could get me out of being frontline infantry
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Aw man if I get drafted I dont know if "being colorblind" could get me out of being frontline infantry
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2018 me: holy shit a time traveller
Time Traveller me: can I play season 7 fortnite on your dads computer for 3 hours
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Anybody else get that thing where listening to music right when you wake up feels like it has a faster tempo or is this just me
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A common trope in time travel movies is for people will cell phones to go "Crap, I've got no signal." when they arrive in like 2002. I'm wondering what would happen if I went back to 2013 with a time machine. My phone auto-updates apps, so would YouTube auto-DOWNGRADE? Idk someones gotta invent time travel first
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Had a dream where I attended a smash bros competition except it was a smash bros demake on a NES. My opponent was this cute Japanese girl who only spoke Japanese and she beat me in the match.
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I think I could do a lot of I was omnipotent. Free pancakes for all and no more allergies
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Whoa cool background I might WHOA GUYS DID YOU SEE THAT
Cool new desktop page for easier readability !
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Feeling off today. Had some crazy dreams last night which kinda just seamlessly merged into today. Spent the whole day going "Did I do something wrong?" I didn't. I think.
Last night's dream: Hotel room in coastal Japan but it was very American esque. Spent the entire week of my vacation in 30 minutes by watching an addictive tv show. Felt bad leaving.
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Looks like an Andy Warhol painting
hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you
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Bug fans when your favorite bug is the Monarch Butterfly and not the Golden winged Amazonian swamp rat beetle

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In the library today there were two people playing a pirated version of Smash 64 on a library laptop. I'm rooting for whoever's playing as Link.
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