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FWhip: Where the heck is Gem?

Sausage: It's raining outside. Maybe she melted.

Pearl: Shall I look for a pointy hat?

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Grian: I am a responsible adult! Pearl: *raises brow* Grian: I am an adult.

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Grian: Scar, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? Scar: No, it’s mine. Grian: It... looks just like the one I have... Scar: You don’t have one like this anymore.

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Tango: I’m Tango. I’m a redstoner. Bdubs: I’m Bdubs. I have a knife.

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Scott: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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PUT A “∞” IN MY ASK BOX AND I’LL SHUFFLE MY MUSIC PLAYER AND GIVE YOU MY FAVORITE LYRIC FROM THE SONG THAT COMES UP.

YALL PLEASE DO THIS

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Tubbo: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Tubbo lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Techno: Something tells me Wilbur's going to be a bit more unhinged today... Wilbur, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Phil isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Ranboo: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Tubbo: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

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Tango: Here are two pictures. one of them is your storage system, and the other is the garbage dump. Scar: *points at a picture* That one is the dump. Tango: tHEY'RE BOTH YOUR STORAGE!

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Tommy: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. Dream: Hey, Tommy. Tommy: GODDAMNIT!

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Tubbo: *plays shreksophone*

Tubbo: Woo.

Tubbo: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.

Tommy: ...Genius coping mechanism, my friend.

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Grian: I give up. I am so tired. Scar: I've got to get the emergency supply! Scar: *carries Mumbo over and places him in front of Grian* Mumbo: *smiles* Grian: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO!

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Doc: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Scott: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Scott: I became more evil if you’re curious

Shelby: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Scott: I’m going to get worse on purpose

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Scar: I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying.

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Tommy: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Techno: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Wilbur: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Tubbo: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Phil: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!