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So the leader of the conservatives lost his seat in the recent elections and instead of sacking him like they should have, he actually managed to convince one of his MP's to give up his own seat so that Poilievre could run in a byelection

Now the residents of Battle River-Crowfoot have the chance to do the funniest thing in history

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Aussie Aussie Aussie!

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Explaining to my Australian ex that ice cream trucks are in fact real and not made up for television.

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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Guys I'm so down bad for him it's unreal

Brb thinking about the dilf from aka-chan to boku

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Brb thinking about the dilf from aka-chan to boku

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i think a hug from spider-man would fix me

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"Friends don't look at friends that way" I think some of you just need to be nicer to your friends.

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why am i suddenly getting a bunch of lawlu posts recommended to me. This is the exact opposite of what i want

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Someone help me decide which cross stitch project to start next! In order:

Art Nouveau Ocean by Stitching Land

Pandemic by Long Dog Samplers

Princess Elliana by Mirabillia

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Have you ever had a "viral" post on Tumblr? (200 notes or more)

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Other than the fact it has been FOREVER since I posted it has also been forever since I posted this project. I had even changed what thread I was using. Currently at 75.8% and 9161/12084 stitches completed.

Pattern: Forevermore by Long Dog Sampler

Thread: Sweetart by @nightstalkerscalling

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YEAHH! Nonbinary Darcy is finally comic canon!!

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Google, that's not what I fucking asked (the answer is today, btw)

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my wife and my son walking out of the Claire’s together

heres the speedpaint and some other versions