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Misspelled Changbin as Changbun. I present to u the image of CHANGbIN STEAMED BUN

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Thinking about this now and deciding not to tag woojin anymore cause I respect his decision and can’t wait for him to solo debut 💕

thank you so much for continuing to tag woojin :')) (big love n hugs to u)

Aw thank you so much! It’s always nine or none man he’s not legally part of skz but emotionally? Mentally? Spiritually? In everything but name? Woojin is skz forever and I will continue to include and tag him as such

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Felix: oh my god we found Changbin!

Felix: *hugs him, cupping Changbin’s face in his hands* it’s good to see you again

Meanwhile....

Seungmin: ah. bog man returns

Seungmin: how are you, bog man? have you left shrek’s swamp in sadness

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Chan: I feel like I should be concerned that you just. have a jaw bone in formaldehyde ready on the spot

Jeongin: never know what might happen!

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Hyunjin: sometimes, I’ll eat an entire stick of butter

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Felix: life cancelled. only corgis are allowed to exist

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Jisung: bro so my leg froze up and I can’t move so now I’m crawling down the hallway in the dark to get a burrito from the fridge

Felix: ......bro

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Stray Kids as Forbidden Meals

Chan: cereal in ginger ale

Woojin: kiwi on pizza

Minho: fabric softener

Changbin: pineapples in milk

Hyunjin: styrofoam

Jisung: day old communion wafers. u kno the ones

Felix: shaving cream and biscuits

Seungmin: paper but specifically with ink

Jeongin: glitter

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Seungmin: you should probably stop eating

Woojin, shoveling ice into his mouth: CRONGLE

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Jisung: are you an ass or an abs person

Changbin: I’d like to think that I enjoy the qualities that are latent in a person

Felix: it’s ass he likes ass

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Minho: bro

Minho: why’d you do that

Minho: bro

Chan, in tears: stop calling me bro

Minho: okay,

Minho: .....bRo

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Woojin: welcome to the JYP building we’re all children of Jesus

Changbin: WHAT THE F UCK IS UP KAREN STEP TH E FUCK UP

Seungmin, on a unicycle: KUMBAYAH MY LORD

Felix: who the fuck took my favorite Kermit sock

Woojin, visibly shaking: j. Esaus

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THANKSGIVING WITH STRAY KIDS

Chan: yeah Woojin I don’t know but please come to the hospital

Chan: Jisung got a turkey stuck on his head

Jisung: IT WAS LIKE BEING BIRTHED FROM MY MOTHER’S WOMB ALL OVER AGAIN

Jisung: I COULD SEE THE LIGHT

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Jeongin: *gets a papercut*

Stray Kids: OH FUCK GET HELP

Jeongin: guys

Jeongin: it’s only bleeding a little

Chan: bLOOD??!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jisung: *dialing an ambulance*

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Felix’s Guide to Not Being Depressed

Felix: dig hole in ground

Felix: sit in hole

Felix: get friend to cover you with dirt

Felix: absorb good vibez

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Chan: who needs therapy when you can just go to a pet store and put rabbits on your face like warm, moving pillows

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Woojin: would you like a hug

Seungmin: oh no thank you

Woojin, moving closer: would. you like. a hug

Seungmin: please

Woojin, moving even closer: A HUG? A HUG? A H U G

Seungmin, visibly terrified: ok

Woojin: *satisfied*