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chan: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast?

minho: several traffic violations

changbin: three counts of resisting arrest

jeongin: roughly 12 cans of energy drinks

felix: also that’s not our car

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[chan teaching seungmin how to drive]

chan: you’re driving and suddenly you see felix and jeongin on the road, quick, which do you hit first?

seungmin: oh DEFINITELY jeongin, i would never hurt felix

chan: [massaging his temples] the breaks, seungmin. you hit the brakes

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changbin: whenever hyunjin gets mad at me, i tighten all the lids on our jars so he has to come get help from me

[sounds of the glass shattering in the background]

changbin: it hasn’t worked yet but it will

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hyunjin: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time

minho: [cracks his knuckles] manslaughter it is

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changbin during isac: we’re not gonna lose, because we have everything we need to win right here

changbin: [points to his chest]

felix: [smiling] heart

changbin: no, me! i’m gonna win the race for us

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jyp: one day you could be a father…

chan: one day? i am a father.

jyp: stray kids doesn’t count

chan, slamming his hands on the table: they are MY KIDS

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chan, in his diary: sometimes your emotional support kpop boy is yourself

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[sounds of police sirens nearby]

jisung, who's never done anything wrong in his life: they've found me

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jisung: a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

minho: delete that

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minho: describe yourself in one word

jisung, not looking up from his phone: yours

minho, tearing up: disgusting

minho: say it again

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hyunjin: remember to drink water, babes!

seungmin: no

hyunjin: then become the dirt i walk on

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jeongin: [yells at minho]

minho:

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hyunjin: woah felix is really that pretty

chan: don’t be jealous hyunjin you’re pretty too

hyunjin: i’m not being jealous i’m being gay