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🎆 Happy New Years 🎆 Year of the Snake is upon us this 2025 so I felt it was only fitting to draw a Serperior for this occasion.

This also means I'll need to update my signature stamp.

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What if Snom was L O M N G?

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HOLY SHIT!

Snom sneezes are the cutest sound in the universe, i will not be convinced otherwise.

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Yeesh.

Does anyone need ice cubes? I had to get my snommies out for a routine checkup at the Pokémon Center, but they weren't exactly fond of it this time...

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Heeey I'm in galar for University and don't have anywhere to stay. Can I crash at yours?

-@emotionally-soft-pastel

Slep's tired teal eyes look you up and down, but soon a warm smile and a casual shrug are offered "I don't see why not. I know you GUni students have it tough, so many folks but barely any place to stay at."

"Only thing is I've got a bucketload of 'mons so uh-" a green blur zooms by, an iconic Dreepy sound reverberating from it "..Yeah, keep a lookout, heh."

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Pelipper mail! Early trans day of acceptance present

[a top hat. On it is a picture of you kissing squish on the forehead???? With it is a wand]

Unusualifier for your forehead kisses. Just tap your lips with the wand and cool effects will radiate from you when you smooch Pokemon foreheads

-@emotionally-soft-pastel

..Well that's certainly an unusual gift! Not complainin' though, i know Squish and Marsmallow are gonna love this!

Not to mention that now it's gonna get warm, the cool effect will really help out durin' summer. Just hope my lips don't get tired of all the smoochin'...

Anyway, happy trans day of acceptance dear pelipper mailer! :]

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Aw man, I haven't been online in a while. But uh, good news, birthday! Gettin' myself a snom cake 💪

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Pelipper mail: eternatus

Kiss the forehead now chuckle head

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...WELL THEN. Challange accepted, I hope Eternatus brought lipstick because I'm gonna smooch!

*distant sounds of explosions*

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Update: i've been blessed with forgiveness (Squish bonked me affectionately)

Heartbreakin': beloved snommie refuses patpats after bein' called stinky too many times 😔

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Heartbreakin': beloved snommie refuses patpats after bein' called stinky too many times 😔

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Havin' pokémon saves money, truly. Instead of a hideous, loud, and very annoyin' alarmclock, my snommie Squish can wake me up by climbin' into my bed for free.

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Marshmallow tried to yawn and sneeze at the same time, developed hiccups instead. Eventful day for the small beast.

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A most noble warrior's death.

fennekin with the zoomies

is this how i die?

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My last post has made me wonder, so here's my 'mons and their forehead smoochability:

Squish: ABSOLUTELY AMAZIN'! Smooth, slightly cold, but very smoochable. 10/10 bald man.

Marshsmallow: ALSO ABSOLUTELY AMAZIN'! Bald, smooth forehead, perfect for a kiss.

Merlow: Hard to reach due to height, a bit textured, but pleasant. Would smooch again.

Moka: So soft, so smooth... Might be the most perfect forehead ever?

Pyke: Cool and smooth, but did make my lips a bit numb, typical poison and electricity thin'. Still excellent.

Onyx: Another tall and hard to reach head, a bit awkward to kiss due to the... helmet? Pleasant.

Meep: Rough like rubber, very smoochable though.

Limo: Surprisin'ly rough and textured forehead (and rest of body), but quite nice to kiss once you get past the antennae.

Skipper: So much fur. Too much fur. Warm. But eugh. Will do it again.

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I would simply smooch sideways. Or simply not get poisoned.

Alright alright, all "built different" jokes aside, that's quite a good point. But seriously, can we consider a sideways or upside down kiss?

Remember that your 'mons have really smoochable foreheads. Always.

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^^ Indeed.

Remember that your 'mons have really smoochable foreheads. Always.

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False.

Remember that your 'mons have really smoochable foreheads. Always.