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Thats right, companies pumping full excellent AI advertising music right into your brains and your enjoying every second of it

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I think its absolutely hilarious how Vinyls are made like "here, let me grab this rolled up gob ball of hot squishy plastic, roll some toppings on there maybe? NOW SQUISH IT INTO MUSIC!!!"

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Cat Ladies?? No lm looking for Duck Ladies!

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Oh to have a sweet vintage jacket, nice and heavy and WARM and NO i dont want a new one! l want to find it at a second hand store for cheap, like it was waiting for me, all this time.

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Fun fact: I've never ordered anything from Amazon in my entire life

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Ariana Grande E7'd in my ear now l can talk to Dophlins THE SCIENCE IS THERE PEOPLE

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I fucking love Dragonflys

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Long live my favourite frying pan 🍳

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The teens are singing NSYNC songs again?

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I live life on the edge yall!

I be buttering both sides of my dang toast!!

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My brain is being 5G frequency attacked by Ke$ha songs! HELP! 🛜🛜🛜

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I love hearing new crazy things that good friends did from other people and just being like "yeah sure they did lol"

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Theres always time for bacon 🥓

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If the blanket isnt tucked under my feet l will surely be pulled into the Underworld 😱👹

Or a silly ghost will tickle my foot NO ITS ALL BAD! 👻

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She's a singer! She has no time! She has to sing!There's people waiting at a stage for her singing to happen and there very impatient! She cant relax! Singing has to be done and she is the Singer!

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Im sorry, but fake orange juice isnt acceptable.

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Me in a Parrel universe:

"Me in a Parrel universe:

Me in a Parrel universe:

Me in a Parrel universe:

Me in a Parrel universe:

🐬 *Dophlin noise*"