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‘Tis the season for engagements...for everyone else.
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Maybe it’s me, but Christmas is supposed to be the time to spend with family, friends, and other loved ones...not strangers you’ve never met before.
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When you meet someone so so so attractive...and so so so dumb.
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Message from someone after I might’ve not responded to any of their messages...(why don’t some people get the hint? It’s not like I ever expressed interest to give them false hope. I feel like no message should send a message.)
Also, I feel like many would say that love is picky. And in the case that love isn’t picky--sorry, buddy, I am.
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When you like a guy who gives mixed signals.
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After some contemplating, I’ve concluded that this is 60% flattering, 40% creepy.
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When you meet someone that just might be different.
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I’m not entirely sure what that means, but it seems flattering, right?
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Why does every guy think his junk is the hottest shit? I don’t want your unsolicited pics, thanks.
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Um yeah, let’s do that and not focus on how much more awkward I feel because I thought it went okay...
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How I feel during basically every first date.
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First, I hope I don’t depict myself as someone so selfish or greedy. And secondly, if I was so selfish and greedy, I doubt I’d be impressed by someone who stopped me from this theoretical TV. Very non sequitar IMO.
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When I consider if I should really be eating extra dessert.
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I’m sorry?
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It’s extra sucky being single around the holidays. There should also be a block feature for everyone’s happy holiday couple/family photos on social media. Just saying.
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There are some situations in life where giving up is probably best...
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How I feel with every piece of wedding and baby marketing material I receive.
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