• hi hello im kepler and you’re listening to seltzer water AM radio •|| he/they ||• podcast enjoyer with the demeanor of a pathetic middle aged man •|| king falls am, wolf 359, malevolent, red valley, midnight burger, woe.begone, tma, wtnv ||• daniel jacobi, mark watney, ben arnold, gordon porluck, steven grant, james wilson. i am them and they are me •my biggest flex is that one time a lantern fly was flying directly towards my face and i panicked so i jumped up and headbutted it and it fell to the ground and died immediately. and my no sleep highscore is 45 hours
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back and ready to john egbert it up
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reblog if you want your followers to tell you something that reminds them of you, anonymously or not!
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
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They put Yorick in the bag after this
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Uuuuh. fish studies!
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Reblog and put in the tags how you came up with your fake name.
#really liked the name kepler for a while and then i listened to w359#i did use the name for my oc before i listened to it and then i stole the name back for myself#was using it as my name here before i decided i wanted to use it irl too
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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺
#<<<< I love that song it’s a great song#scar tissue rhcp my beloved#congrats on unpacking ur stuff 🫡#my last song was#scarecrows - 22º halo
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Short Jon gender euphoria comic for the soul :,)
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doctor he wants to talk about his ocs but has nothing concrete to say about them. and yes it's fatal.
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i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not
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..I'm trying to embroider the trans flag on my converse.
What the FUCK do you mean my MOTHERFUCKING NEEDLE BROKE
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« I am not a brave man »
This is a TMA animation i worked on during the summer holidays and i am really proud of it 👩🦯👩🦯✨
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O KAY so. since Meyer was the character with the most results on the “which Holy Ghosts character are you” quiz, I decided it’s time for a little introduction!
Mason Meyer is an NYPD officer who is friends with Noel, and keeps in touch even after Noel is fired. He pops in throughout the comic to give the two leads, info, evidence, and… other services.
No no not those kind of services- he just so happens to be a member of the Luciano crime family. He knows how to get those two into places and give em extra fire power when needed. That’s where his loyalties lie, so he doesn’t really care about giving out classified police reports to a handsome guy his wife really gets along with.
WHICH idk if I actually want this canon or just a fun little nonsense thing, but Noel was definitely in bed with the Meyers on several occasions. Caitlin thinks he’s an absolute delight and the perfect thing to spice up her and Mason’s love life. Mason doesn’t care either way and enjoys it enough.
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love going "a friend of mine" irl and it's a tumblr mutual
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