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Charles: *is the biggest menace on the track, absolute racing terror*

Max: 😍he's amazing, how much strength and intelligence he has, how handsome he is. he's my main motivator, he's the reason I get up and get through each day, enduring all the hardships. how much I love him😘

George: *breathes*

Max: can you just shut the fuck up already you bastard

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has anyone thought about the fact that charles might have a praise kink ? and this might be one of the reasons why lestappen matches so well, like max always praises charles even when they have "inchidents" on the track and charles knows that this is not just flattery and a desire to attract his attention as other people do but max's true thoughts and this excites him a lot

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Charles,laughing: Be careful or you'll fall in love with me🤭

Max: It's already late

Charles: Yeah, time to sleep

Charles: Good night

Max*has been trying to let Charles know about his feelings for the second year now*: ...oh... good night

Pierre, who was forgotten: fuck, so today isn't THE day... but someday my dumb friend will understand... someday...

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I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY!!!

and then they fucked

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*in their teenage years,probably*

Pierre: They won't let us in, it says 18+ here, and there are only two of us

Charles: Are you stupid?

Charles: We just need to find 16 more people

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Max: My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating on her with some chicks

Max: But Charles isn't some chick

Pierre: Yes, he's a bitch

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Pierre, showing a ring in a velvet box: Well, how is it?

Charles: It's beautiful! My answer is "YES"!But I think Max might be against it

Pierre: What??? What do you mean????

Charles: I promised him a happily ever after together but you're my best friend and...

Pierre: Stop! Oh my god, don't finish that sentence. My best friend is an idiot...😮‍💨

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Charles: would you sleep with me for a thousand dollars?

Max: mmm, yeah

Charles: and for 10 dollars?

Max: yeah, but why did you lower the price, I have money, I could pay several million

Charles: you don't understand, if YOU were paid to have sex with ME

Max: why would anyone pay for that? I would do it for free

Charles: wait... WHAT?😳

Yuki: HAVE YOU NOT FUCKED YET????

Lewis: ALL THIS TIME YOU WERE SO ANNOYING JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT FUCKING???

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LECLERC VS VERSTEPPEN AND HERMANN

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Charles: Every time Max is around, my heart rate quickens, my breathing slows down and I turn really red

Charles: I think I'm allergic to him

Lewis: Oh my god, I don't get paid enough for this

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I just want to say that Lando says that Max drives unsafely and it is his own fault that he ranks low and that he is generally aggressive and other nonsense, but if there were racers like Michael Schumacher and the beloved and legendary Ayrton Senna on the grid now, Lando would have shown his true place long ago. Max, Charles, Lewis and Fernando knows what a wheel-to-wheel race is and what a real battle looks like, they could race with Michael and Ayrton, Lando couldn't. After his first race and an interview where he complains about how evil and aggressive everyone is, he would have been sent to hell by both Senna and Schumacher and would have been called a weakling and loser who is not worthy of being called a driver. Max, Charles, Lewis and Fernando are about talent and passion for racing, Lando is about lack of talent and just stupid luck, nothing more.

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Charles: I think we should stop ignoring the fact that there's something between us. We were born for each other. And despite all the difficulties that come our way, fate keeps bringing us together.

Max: …

Max: You got stuck trying to climb through the window into my apartment. How did you even get here?!

Charles: Fate, Max. Haven't you been listening?

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I just got this idea by accident. I remembered Max talking about RB19 and calling it Rocky and I just watched Rihanna and ASAP Rocky's tik tok where they said this and it just appeared.(and it makes some sense for me that the Ferrari car is called Riri and it's definetly a girl✨️)

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Max: you are the guy of my dream:handsome,strong and...

Charles:and you want to f*ck me!

Max: and it's fun to race with you,little pervert

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[there was a glitch in the matrix and on the day of the race two more pairs of Lestappen appeared, a couple in Red Bull and a couple in Ferrari]

Pierre: what the fuck is this? Why are there two more Charles and two Maxes and one of the Maxes is in a Ferrari uniform and one of the Charleses is in a Red Bull uniform???? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???

Lewis: I have no idea but this looks like a disaster and a headache for all of us...

Charles 1: oh my god why am I in a Red Bull uniform? What a tasteless and ridiculous thing

Charles 3: hey at least I have a team now with a good strategy and one that takes my opinion into account

Max 1 to Max 2: Seriously? Ferrari? Was it that bad in RB?

Max 2: hey man Ferrari is not that bad, GP is here with us!

Max 3: Oh, so it turns out that the whole team can now be made up of me and me in Red Bull and two Charles in Ferrari?!?!? Like for the big battle??

Charles 2 to the other Charleses and Maxes: let's try?

*three Maxes and three Charleses hug, shake hands and happily talk as they go to the Red Bull and Ferrari pits*

[All the drivers run to their teams and to the stewards begging them to fix this because they couldn't cope with one Max and Charles and now there are four more of them, three menace couples on the track...this is the end for the racing world]

(P.S.I can't write short my ideas, of which I have a lot, but I'm afraid to write fanficks on ao3 because of the curse, so please bear with my long nonsense)

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In general, on the topic of Lestappen being true soulmates. I was just playing with masks on tiktok and decided to try their moon phases on birthdays and OH MY GOD THEY MATCH PERFECTLY!!!! like a perfect puzzle!!! they are literally made for each other!!!(please ignore the piece of my face in the corner)