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we need to make some kind of alchemist circle protection seal to prevent the twinc*st shippers and their enablers like pyroland/that ozzal roleplayer from breaking containment again and so we can all party like rock persons and have a good clean time. rock on, you're awesome.

Oh shit never realized pyroland and the Ozzal role player enabled it. Holy moly.

I totes agree with you let us party like rock persons and be known as bad a mo effers.

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Okay as promised I will proceed to yap about these 4 sillies about a project I’m making called Sugarland.

Sugarland is a universe where everything and everyone are made of candy so naturally nobody eats or drinks anything yet there’s a secret ingredient in certain candy people and that makes them glutinous cannibals who eat other candies yet they come from rich families so unfortunately they rise to power and become things like kings, monarchs, etc.

Info about these 4 now

Charm and Chaos - The cookie twins themselves and the most dangerous cannibal hunters ever. They hunt down and kill cannibals to exterminate them all! They live up to their respective names with Charm being charismatic and elegant and Chaos being chaotic and upbeat. Charm primarily uses his knives as his main form of weaponry and Chaos uses guns as his weaponry because he think their fun.

Cadence - A cotton candy apple and professional biologist who wants to discover the cannibal ingredient. Cadence is focused and dedicated to her studies while also having a free spirit because of her dedication. Cadence is a massive fangirl for Chaos and loves him for his cuteness.

Betty - A bodyless bubblegum bat and more or less a Cupid than a bat. Everything about her is to find the positive in something or think of something romantic. She especially LOVES charm as he helped care for her when she first flew to him. She’s been a close friend of cadence ever since they were children

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To anyone who wants to post gross stuff about my husbands (AHEM twincest shippers)

Just be aware I’ll protect them and then I’ll hit you with a fly swatter

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I’m a sharing self shipper btw!

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Couple doodles

Context for the second one: Jailbot thought maybe he could help them by carrying them in the air as a date which ultimately failed due to the twins fear of heights (he’s trying tho)

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Mugshot of my Superjail Oc: Slender

And also some info/history about how she got into Superjail

Slender was originally a average but lucky girl. She was scrawny but always was able to have guys fall in love with her. Slender first dated someone but eventually broke up with them due to toxicity and the cycle kept repeating until she decided to murder them and when she went to her house to hide the bodies she saw jackknife and Jailbot. Confused she tried to run but Jailbot caught her and took to her to superjail. She was a female so obviously her place in superjail was put into question. The warden and Jared ultimately dedicated to just rearrange her schedule so she wouldn’t hang out with the other inmates. Eventually the twins found her and talked her into hanging out with them and being their sidekick. After becoming their sidekick and a rather troubling incident where the twins were separated, slender was with twin 2 at the time and tried to reunite them together. Eventually they were able to which was when they truly understood slender. They truly loved her. But they didn’t wanna express it.. they wanted to hide their feelings. Occasionally the twins would leave lil roses for her but they did their research on human love until they finally confessed their feelings but also expressed their embarrassment. Slender understood them and the twins were overjoyed to learn they had the same feelings as them. Now in superjail whenever you see slender and the twins slender looks like their sidekick than their girlfriend but when the three are alone. The twins hug slender, give slender kisses, while slender treats them like spoiled lil kittens

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He’s going to sleep a lucky man because of his wife constantly spoiling him and his brother.

Twin 1 often daydreams about slender a lot he truly loves her sm. Two does the same but less often than one does.

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Hey tumblr just so you know the twins also have a top hat in their suitcase

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how would the twins meet red and scarlette ?

Because of a headcannon that me and @beastabyss666 share of the twins being attracted to human women and red and Scarlette being really pretty the twins would just swoon over them like crazy.

And then Red and Scarlette would be confused because 1. Their not technically human their mystical reincarnated beings. And 2. They’ve never met aliens before (all the men in their family have unibrows though so they wouldn’t be like grossed out by those)

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Sinking Town animation ft Charm and Chaos

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Okay chat now that I have asks open ask me anything

It can be anything Superjail related or oc related idc I’m bored

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Hot take but I feel as though the twins from Superjail could be tumblr sexymen

Now I know that they don’t wear suits but there are tumblr sexymen that don’t wear suits yet are still classified as tumblr sexymen (Professor venomous, herobrine, William afton, Loki, Sans, etc)

They do have the build of one because of the fact they are slender. They do have a bit of muscle tone to them which could ring them out HOWEVER

There are various scenes where they are drawn with slimmer arms. The show can be inconsistent with the art in the show however they still have skinny legs and torsos.

They have a European sounding voice which while being emotionless can be described as Charming (twin 1) and cute (twin 2)

Speaking of being cute in recent days the twins have been cited as being cute due to certain moments/facial expressions which is a common thing to call tumblr sexymen

And last bit certainly not least, are they evil? Yes very much so. In case you didn’t know they come from the same show as the warden (who IS a tumblr sexymen) and usually they’ll mess with his ideas which will lead to death and destruction and they have angst too with them being bullied and overshadowed by their three older brothers and being seen as disappointments by their father

Welp that’s all for now

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Hey did you know I not only post superjail content but also oc content??

Anyways take this lineup from one of the two series I am developing!

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Okay yall so I challenged myself to redraw a page from the official superjail comic in my artstyle! I really wanted to experiment a lil bit with the characters in my artstyle I think I make them look cute and I fem queened the twins Imao.

This is only a sketch because my markers are not small enough to color this

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i find it so crazy how people actually ship the twins with each other and bro and BEFFORREEE BEFORE before you guys even tell me “Rob! theyres so many other stuff that’s exactly crazy and not ok in the show!!!!!” duh i know that i watched the show (plus thats basically the whole point of Superjail.. to have crude humor…)

and i KNOW that in some of the certain eps with the twins they do joke about dating each other and how theyre close with each other but the thing is…. THEYRE FREAKING ALIENS!!!! and they’re weird FREAKS!!!!

like they’re weird ass alien twin brothers that are just really close and trying to fit in on Earth and entertain themselves during their stay like of course they both share a weird brotherly bond but not in any way is it incestuous

twincest shippers don’t talk to me

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Lil Superjail pride artwork I did! Featuring some headcannons and canons about the SJ characters

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I guess you can say we’re twinning

*reveals my Home Screen and runs away*