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if there is ONE THING they fix about the american public school system it should be making junior year in high school less stressful because as a now senior i can say that 1. i definitely got dumber from the beginning to the end of my junior year because i had to sleep max 5 hours a night for 9 months and 2. it was so stressful that i became super sensitive to lactose literally overnight so not only was i terribly stressed and anxious I COULD NOT EAT PIZZA.

👏🏻SCHOOL SHOULD NOT BE SO STRESSFUL👏🏻

👏🏻IT AFFECTS WHAT YOUR BODY👏🏻

👏🏻CAN PHYSICALLY👏🏻

👏🏻PROCESS👏🏻

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caramel or caramel

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je suis sick of this shit

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floor dinner goblin

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i’ve reached that point in the school year where it feels like a game of tetris and my blocks are already filling up 75% of the screen and more blocks keep coming faster and faster and idk what to do with them and i know i’m gonna die soon but right now for some reason here i am sweating and smacking my keyboard thinking i can somehow beat it

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jesse’s girl could be stacy’s mom it makes sense time-wise. she could also be the brown eyed girl

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ITS BEEN A WEEK WEVE BEEN ON THREE DATES AND MY PARENTS LIKE HIM IM SO HAPPY

if you ever think you have bad luck there’s this guy that i like and we were hanging out with our friends and literally cuddled and flirted our way through a whole movie and then the movie finished so we got up and he had a text from this girl he used to like asking if he wanted to hang out or get coffee sometime and he was like ehhhh do i really want to do this and i was like *feeling like a lot of shit at this point in time* uh idk do u and he was like fuck it why not sure so basically i cuddled and flirted with a guy i like and he cuddled and flirted back but then said yes to a girl he used to like so…… yeah. enjoy my pain

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always thought people in relationships were full of shit like cuddling can’t be THAT great.... we have another date on friday:)

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UPDATE ITS BEEN 4 DAYS AND I WAS LIKE OK NOW OR NEVER TIME TO SHOOT MY SHOT SO I DID AND YA GIRL GOT A PROM DATE AND CANT STOP THIS TERRIBLE FEROCIOUS BLUSHING THATS GOING ON

if you ever think you have bad luck there’s this guy that i like and we were hanging out with our friends and literally cuddled and flirted our way through a whole movie and then the movie finished so we got up and he had a text from this girl he used to like asking if he wanted to hang out or get coffee sometime and he was like ehhhh do i really want to do this and i was like *feeling like a lot of shit at this point in time* uh idk do u and he was like fuck it why not sure so basically i cuddled and flirted with a guy i like and he cuddled and flirted back but then said yes to a girl he used to like so…… yeah. enjoy my pain

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if you ever think you have bad luck there’s this guy that i like and we were hanging out with our friends and literally cuddled and flirted our way through a whole movie and then the movie finished so we got up and he had a text from this girl he used to like asking if he wanted to hang out or get coffee sometime and he was like ehhhh do i really want to do this and i was like *feeling like a lot of shit at this point in time* uh idk do u and he was like fuck it why not sure so basically i cuddled and flirted with a guy i like and he cuddled and flirted back but then said yes to a girl he used to like so...... yeah. enjoy my pain

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i don’t understand the obsession with love quotes. especially when couples quote gushy lines from tv shows or movies to each other and the other one reacts in awe. if you love me i want to hear it in your words not the words of a fictional character even if it’s a simple (classic) i love you. idk wouldn’t you rather hear something really heartfelt and specific to your relationship than a quote that’s been spit out millions of times by millions of people?

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if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again

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EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

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