slipperywhenwet
slipperywhenwet
anja (she/her)
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linda monroe apologist
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slipperywhenwet · 3 years ago
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president howard goodman: it’s called chemistry. i have it with everybody.
vice president bob morris: i haven’t felt that chemistry coming my way. i don’t know if it’s because you’re racist or because i intimidate you sexually, but i know it’s one of those two.
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slipperywhenwet · 3 years ago
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craphole: it’s like a mafia movie!
voiceover: as far back as i could remember, i always wanted to be in a mafia movie
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slipperywhenwet · 3 years ago
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when it’s september so you’re skippin this town to get yoself back to Hogwarts where everything is magicool and totally awesome
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happy september first to all the hotties nerds and tools (but mostly the nerds)
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slipperywhenwet · 4 years ago
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mcdoon will be like 'i know a place' then kidnap your daughter and make her his child bride
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slipperywhenwet · 4 years ago
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damn girl, are you the suez canal? cuz you're about to get fucking blocked.
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slipperywhenwet · 4 years ago
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The thrilling sequel to The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals:
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slipperywhenwet · 4 years ago
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Linda Monroe has a gatekeep gaslight girlboss sign in her kitchen
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slipperywhenwet · 4 years ago
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n e ways thanks for 200 followers
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slipperywhenwet · 4 years ago
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Happy New Year!
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slipperywhenwet · 4 years ago
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linda monroe is a milf
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slipperywhenwet · 5 years ago
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Hey really weird question but how do you pronounce your name? My little sister is named Anya (pronounced On-ya) and I was wondering if you pronounce your name the same way. Anyway really weird ask sorry
yeah, my name is pronounced basically the same way!
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slipperywhenwet · 5 years ago
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jim povolo dancing during the holy musical [email protected]! medley at StarKid Homecoming rb if u agree
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slipperywhenwet · 5 years ago
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You know... the more and more i watch Black Friday, the more and more I’m convinced that CaliforM.I.A is not a pun but that’s actually how Lex and Ethan believe California is spelled.
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slipperywhenwet · 5 years ago
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mouthface: i hate you!
mcdoon, in his head: *enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with a happy ending, 300k+ words*
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slipperywhenwet · 5 years ago
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Curt Mega is unfairly talented. Like, just as a Curt Mega appreciation post because he’s an amazing singer and actor. What a blessing.
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slipperywhenwet · 5 years ago
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i'm not american but i hope this information helps someone
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slipperywhenwet · 5 years ago
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why is it that i can post like 8 tiktoks everyday but i can't even bring myself to post once a week on tumblr like wtf is up with that
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