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The reality of Tourette syndrome:

People think Tourette syndrome is just annoying uncontrollable movements and sounds, but really its having Tourettic OCD so severe that you cannot dress yourself or use the toilet. Its having sensory issues that make every texture or loud noise feel like nails on a chalkboard, so much that you can’t brush your teeth and just wearing jeans and a jumper can make you feel sick. It’s ticcing so severely that you can’t do the buttons of your shirt up and can’t use a laptop without smashing it. It’s not being able to use a computer because your OCD makes you scroll up and down 300 times on every webpage before you can click on anything. It is separation anxiety so severe that you cannot sleep in a room on your own and going to school makes your heart race. It’s OCD rituals that take hours and make you late to school and appointments. It’s doctors not believing you and saying that all your symptoms are caused by Autism and blaming you and your parents for your difficulties. It’s your hand seizing up when you write. It’s not being able to write because you are ticcing so much. Its teachers telling you o put more effort into your work , even though your tics are making you repeatedly bang your head on the desk. It’s being sent out of class for somethings that’s completely out of your control. It’s anxiety and panic attacks that make you feel feeble. It’s lying on the floor screaming at 3AM because you just want it to end. It’s mothers who mourn for the child they’ve lost because their child is not the same.  Its facing discrimination in public and people making nasty comments. It’s being bullied wherever you go in public. It’s dissociating due to the stress of it all. It’s side effects of medication. It’s rage attacks that make you burst with anger and can make you a danger to yourself or others. It’s constantly being distracted in class because you can’t concentrate and your grades plummet. Its feeling the immense pressure in your chest and throat from suppressing vocal tics . Its self doubt and that little voice in your head telling you that you’re “Faking it”. It’s having v*miting tics that keep you home from school and having bladder tics that force you to wear adult diapers. It’s having tic attacks that are tiring and painful and make you overheat. It’s having stomach tensing tics that cause extreme pain. Its having Phantom tics where you can feel the premonitory urge on objects and other people. It’s terrifying mental tics and intrusive thoughts that make you want to scream.

Yet people still think its just swearing and comedians joke about it…….

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listen up buds, it’s tourette’s !!

so i have tourette’s syndrome (TS) and i thought it’d be fun to write down all my current vocal tics and see how they change over time. Ready? here we go.

Words:

Irish

Cornflakes

What?

Koi

Bugga’

Phrases:

What’s the deal with cornflakes?!

i want you to go outside!

I’m ticcing! Ticcing is happening!

I have tourettes i’m sorry!

Don’t look at me i’ll turn ya to stone!

Unclean words and phrases:

F**k off

Suck my a**

F**k

C**t

Sh*t-tits

You’re sh*t!

F**kin Hell!

I’ve got a gun!

Noises:

CAAAAA

WAAAAA

KWAAAA

EEEEEEE

MMMMM

Most of these are screamed in an australian accent, whereas i’m the biggest american you’ll ever meet, from watching way too many documentaries taking place in australia. i hope this was somewhat entertaining.

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i don’t particularly participate in meme culture because 1, i’ll hate myself in a few months for touching that meme, and 2, if it’s good i’ll just become an Instagram meme. Slowly fading into obscurity.

Thank you.

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fruit concept

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an important debate

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whatever happened to oats ?

oats were good i couldn’t go one morning without my bowl of oats HMMhm. and now it’s all Twerk’O’s and Honey, Nut in my Ass™. like remember the good old days where you could just you know,

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whatever happened to oats ?

oats were good i couldn’t go one morning without my bowl of oats HMMhm. and now it’s all Twerk’O’s and Honey, Nut in my Ass™. like remember the good old days where you could just you know,

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it’s time

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it’s time