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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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i feel so seen!!

(twitter thread)

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

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prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

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"Elias, am I still human?"

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my brain for the past week honestly

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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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hear me out cake but instead of ppl i want to fuck it’s songs that kind of fit The Character if you squint and tilt your head just right and have a beautiful mind

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i have a new fic up on ao3, a thousand ways to die!

it’s 10k words of siffrin, isabeau and odile getting drunk together and ranking siffrin’s deaths. for therapy reasons. and it's silly and i had a lot of fun with it so you should read it <3

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i found this at oxfam and immediately bought it because WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS. why is it in the spongebob font also. im so interested is this fanfic or what

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gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

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Me and the mutuals filling eachothers dashboards w the exact same posts we've reblogged from one another

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This idea popped up in my head

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Found this on Pinterest and felt personally attacked