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i'm stupid lmao

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okay yeah wow it's really been a while since i've said or done much on here

guess i'll give a little update on my life

so my secondary hyperfixation has become borderlands, specifically borderlands 2 (because it's the only one i have) and it's very fun

yeah, that's the only really important thing to say here

i'll try to do some art and if i finish anything i'll post it here

see y'all later!

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we have finally started putting him in a terrarium and handfeeding him lettuce

i just learnt that there are tf2 community maps called "spies playground" to practice tricks and honestly, as much as i hate the guy, it's good to know they have given him a proper enrichment area

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okay, maybe i should talk about my headcanon for pyro. i'll do scout later!

pyro is a transfem who's really uncomfortable with how she looks and sounds, especially since she hasn't gotten far into her transition, which is why she mumbles/mmphs and always wears the baggy suit and gas mask. she trusts and respects engineer a lot, hoping to one day be as confident and comfortable about her trans-ness as he is about his (thank you tf2 tumblr for helping me see the light of trans engie). pyro came out to him before she said anything about it to anyone else, though the only reason she eventually told the rest of the rest of the team as well was because of engie's support. because the rest of the mercs and the people around them are either gay as heck or at least allies, she realised she had finally found a group of people she could feel at home with, even if they're all crazy.

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better idea for the ship name: weenie roast

a pyro achievement you get for setting scouts on fire? perfect

except this time pyro has set scout's heart on fire <3

my brain has told me that microwave is a good scout x pyro ship name, please help me think of something better

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it's... perfect. this is what i live for. thank you mr hale and ray <3

Saxton Hale has a little trans flag displayed on his desk and goes into full-on commercial mode whenever his associates ask about it. "YES, I'VE TRANSED MY GEBDER, AND FOR ONLY $9.99 YOU CAN DO IT TOO!"

If you take the offer, an endangered vulture swoops down from the skies and tears your tits out of your chest like the Angel of Death itself. Mr. Hale shakes your hand and asks you if you'd like your dick to merely shoot bullet rounds or explode on impact as well.

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does he offer it to transfems, too? if so, what happens?

Saxton Hale has a little trans flag displayed on his desk and goes into full-on commercial mode whenever his associates ask about it. "YES, I'VE TRANSED MY GEBDER, AND FOR ONLY $9.99 YOU CAN DO IT TOO!"

If you take the offer, an endangered vulture swoops down from the skies and tears your tits out of your chest like the Angel of Death itself. Mr. Hale shakes your hand and asks you if you'd like your dick to merely shoot bullet rounds or explode on impact as well.

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my brain has told me that microwave is a good scout x pyro ship name, please help me think of something better

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regarding demoman's "i didn't need your help, y'know" line, i always make sure i say thanks again after i hear my demo saying that voiceline, just to make sure people know i appreciate them. actually, i always say thanks again after a heal or a teleport or a dispenser or an assist or something as any class, really. it's good to know you're appreciated on a team.

also it may or may not be able to be interpreted as demo being tsundere towards his teammates

Different classes' "MEDIC!" calls rated by how they make me feel.

Scout:

Very distinguished, moderately loud, but his "Let's go, Doc!" sounds like he's inviting me to kill some bitches, not heal a bastard. Which isn't a problem per se, but I have the maximum damage output of a slug. Love the "Alright, I feel good!" though, makes me think myself accomplished while still remaining impersonal, great job. 8/10.

Soldier:

Professional, straightforward, matter-of-factly. Short but loud enough to be easily heard from a distance. "You deserve a medal!" is one of the best reactions to getting healed. 10/10.

Pyro:

Way too quiet, baby, I'm sorry, you probably have to press it fifty times before I register your voice as something other than the vaguely sexual noises from my neighbors' bedroom. 6/10.

Demoman:

Way too long, Jesus fucking Christ. I hear him hollering from across the map. He starts that "MEEEEEEEE-..." and by the time he's done with the "...-DIIIIIIIIIIIC" I've got him at full health. And what's that? You didn't need my help? 3/10.

Heavy:

He sounds like he's calling for his husband (true and real and canon). "I love this Doktor!" is easily my favorite response. Brought down only slightly by the tendency of some players to expect me to pocket them. Which. I mean. You got that massive pool of health, you can take a hit. 9/10.

Engineer:

So very polite. So eloquent. If anyone hurts him again, I will cry. I want to kiss him on the nose and protect him forever. "You're alright, Doc!" awww, you aren't half-bad yourself, you handsome devil. 10/10.

Medic:

He sounds like he's dying all the time, but if there are two Medics on the map, you bet your ass I'll heal the fuck out of my labcoated brother, if only because I know what it's like to be a high-priority target. Still too overdramatic though. 5/10.

Sniper:

Oh, you gotta really hurt him for him to call me. Especially love those interactions where a shy Sniper will hold back on the call until he's at 1HP, then see me healing him, and get a bit more confident calling for me in a pinch. I mean, they're hella useful near the front line, but most often they don't survive long enough without at least some heals. Anyway, that "Thanks, mate!" warms my heart, 7/10 but only because it's too quiet.

Spy:

French, 0/10.

That's it, hope you enjoy!

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i WILL draw scout and pyro together because for some reason i like them

i have no idea when though

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what is this app