I have an unfounded suspicion, that the venn diagram of [people who don't wet their toothbrushes before use] and [people who eat nutella on bread with no butter] is a perfect circle
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super clit
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mentally forever sixteen cunty and shy as the smiths once put it, or something along the lines
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due to inflation I will now be having 3 - 4 little treats a day instead of just one
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"Think outside the box" baby my thoughts don't even occupy all the space inside the box
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let me just slip into something a little more comfortable...😏 (a coma)
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*someone addressing me with my name when talking to me*
me, who completely forgot I have a name people know me by, refer to and associate me with: 😧⁉️⁉️
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Can't believe my parents are constantly stressing about wanting grandkids as if I wasn't busy making sure they keep having a kid
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why is my jawline only working nightshifts
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I'm so not normal about this (<- guy who very much is normal about this, casual even, chill and ordinary, laid-back, nonchalant if you will)
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I might be hanging on by a thread, but did they also tell you that I am in fact desperately trying to let go of it, it just got entagled in my rings and unravelling it has been a nightmare
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I'm actually convinced that the whole Jesus being the son of god™ and a miracle worker thing was the goncharov of its time and too many people just didn't get the joke
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"Do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes" I will be doing both, actually, just to be sure
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you heard the man, deploy the smut in the name of healthcare
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They don't want you to know this, but being insanely tall means u get to be the most awful lowlife the sun has ever had the misfortune of looking down upon, petty pathetic scum with no moral compass whatsoever, and u still always end up being the bigger person
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